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I love the Recession of the Day

I love the recession, not only does it make a lot of people as broke as me, who were never as broke as me before, struggling cuz they aren’t used to it, like digging for cans in the public garbage but more importantly turning everyday women into sex working whores. I was reading something about some New York executive who got laid off from one of the banks and became a stripper and it’s happening all across America and it’s turning our generation into a whole new “Sexual” revolution, but instead of free love, shit costs money cuz every pussy seems to be a whore. I think the desperation was just what we needed to let people’s true colors shine…..

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The Story of Mort Zuckerman, Vanity Publisher and Would-be Senator [Field Guide]

Real estate magnate and publisher Mort Zuckerman , the subject of a profile in today’s Politico , is meeting with New York Republicans as he prepares himself for a Senate run. What do we know about Citizen Mort? Personal The first hurdle facing Mort Zuckerman in his path to the United States Senate is the fact that he is a known Canadian. Zuckerman was born in Montreal, in 1937. (He did become an American citizen in 1977.) Here is a slightly charitable description of Mort’s public persona, courtesy a 1992 New York Times piece: People who have known and worked with him paint a picture of a many-sided man possessed of a genuine warmth and capacity for friendship. But even his staunchest defenders concede that his reputation for flamboyance and self-promotion always precedes him. But while fellow press-hungry would-be mogul Donald Trump was a gaudy vulgarian, Mort had pretensions of class and sophistication. As a 1993 piece in The Independent put it : “Instead of a tacky palace in Palm Beach, there is the elegant house in East Hampton; instead of Ivana, Gloria. Steinem, that is.” Yes, Mort was a swinging bachelor in those days. Gloria Steinem was his most famous squeeze, but he’d also been linked to Nora Ephron and Diane von Furstenberg and Bianca Jagger and even Arianna Huffington. He hasn’t been romantically linked to anyone of note in literally years at this point, though—probably because Page Six is no longer allowed to report on his personal life, and no one else cares to. A Senate run ought to help change that. (The reason for Page Six’s silence: Mort and Rupe negotiated a truce, aided by their shared super-publicist, Howard Rubenstein. The Post still takes potshots at The Daily Snooze , but matters of family are kept out of the columns.) Mort was married to Marla Prather from 1996 through 2001. (Yes, Zuckerman, the former chairman of the Conference of Presidents of Major Jewish Organizations, married a gentile. She went through a quickie conversion to make sure his kid would be a Jew.) His daughter with Marla, Abigail, was born in 1997. Abigail suffered from childhood cancer. After her hospitalization, Zuckerman quickly became a major donor to Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center. In December of 2008, the birth of Mortimer’s second daughter, Renee Esther, was announced. The identity of the mother, though, was not announced . Ben Smith: The Daily News in 2008 ran an announcement congratulating Zuckerman on the birth of a daughter but made no mention of the child’s mother, prompting head-scratching in New York media circles. Recent visitors to his apartment said a baby is often present but that it’s considered impolite to inquire about the baby’s provenance. The story as we’ve heard it is that with daughter Abigail’s history of cancer, Mort wanted to ensure that he’d have someone to leave his vast fortune to. And so, in early 2008, he paid a surrogate to carry his second child. Hence: no mom. (Smith also makes passing reference to Mort’s “unconventional personal life” in his story. While it’s true that we should be suspicious of any man who publicly “dated” Arianna Huffington, we have no reason to suspect that he’s a closet homosexual, which is what that sort of euphemism usually means. On the other hand, we really don’t know shit about his affairs since the Murdoch cease-fire, as this mysterious baby business demonstrates.) Business In the early 1960s, Harvard Law grad Mort Zuckerman went to work at Cabot, Cabot & Forbes, the ancient Boston real estate development firm. After seven years, he left to start his own company, Boston Properties, and promptly sued Cabot, Cabot and Forbes. In 1980, Zuckerman bought The Atlantic. This was the millionaire real estate developers first foray into serious media ownership. At the time, some old-fashioned types thought he was buying the arts and letters publication for its historic Boston headquarters. Hah. He was buying it for influence. Millionaires with an interest in media are really good at attracting highbrow friends: He counts as friends such journalistic heavies as Writers Richard Goodwin and Doris Kearns and New Republic Editor and Publisher Martin Peretz. The same Time story quotes someone unnamed who had worked with Mort: “He’s very bright and very insecure, and has an overwhelming need for acceptance within a certain circle of society.” As Marty Peretz knows well enough, if you don’t have good enough ideas or a nice enough style to write for The New Republic or The Atlantic professionally, just buy the damn magazines and they have to print your garbage. In real estate, the ’80s were kind to Mort. He rode the boom and his connections with the Boston establishment helped him net some big projects. But in his attempt to develop a big piece of property at the edge of Central Park, this Jewish Canadian upstart from Boston went up against the Upper East Side elite, and lost. Monetarily, though, he continued doing well, right up until The Great Recession (he’d weathered each previous downturn just fine, oddly enough). He lost $25 million of his charitable trust fund and $15 million of his personal money to Bernie Madoff. Occupancy is down at his buildings. In 2009 he ripped the name Citigroup off the Citigroup building because he was tired of seeing his building in the b-roll on the news every time there was terrible news about Citi. (The news isn’t disastrous for Boston Properties, by any means—share prices have rebounded—but the way the commercial real estate market is looking, it could certainly become disastrous, soon.) His 2009 net worth was $1.5 billion —half what it was before the recession, but still a really unimaginable amount of money. He is, according to Forbes , the 236th richest person in America. Real estate pays the bills (and buys The Daily News full-color printers), but his true love remains media. The Atlantic just whet Mort’s appetite. He soon bought U.S. News & World Report , the perpetually third-place newsweekly, and installed himself as columnist and “editor in chief.” (Yes, right, we’ll get to that.) In 1993, he bought the Daily News. The News , at the time, was bankrupt. Now—well, it loses less money than The Post. He bought Fast Company and unloaded it in 2000 at the height of the boom, for $350 million. (“I averaged out,” he said.) Since selling Fast Company and The Atlantic (in 1999), though, the media business has not been friendly to Mort. He failed in his attempts to buy New York (twice), Newsday , and BusinessWeek . He teamed up with now-convicted felon Jeffrey Epstein to fund the much-missed Radar. U.S. News & World Report now theoretically comes out monthly (we say theoretically because no one has even seen a newstand copy in years) and exists primarily as yet one more venue for Mort’s endless political columns and for its annual list of colleges. Considering that Mort has made his career on what have turned out to be the two most disastrous industries in America, he may be seeking a government post just for a steady paycheck and a rock-solid pension plan. (Which would be more than he affords his Daily News employees—Mort killed pensions a while back and stopped contributing to their 401(k)s altogether last year). Politics Depending on who’s asking and and when, Mort is either a “longtime Democrat” or a “conservative Democrat” or a “moderate Conservative.” What he actually is is basically a rich New York Republican. He described his politics as “moderate, conservative” and said he had voted for President Bush in 1988, but he had been “extremely disappointed” with his performance as President. He’s donated more cash to Democrats than Republicans, especially since purchasing the (inconsistently) liberal populist Daily News. He voted for Obama. He also voted for Bush in 2004. He had a hard-on for toppling Saddam. You can’t really summarize his politics, because, by most conventional measures, they are incoherent—and he always tailors his message to his perceived audience. Wayne Barrett does a heroic job of of detailing just how incoherent Mort is on every issue of current import. With the president both blaming and vowing to tax the banks, Zuckerman seemed to agree partly, writing that “a good number of Americans are likely to remain furious at the spectacle of the financial world doing well while so many ordinary folks lose their jobs and their savings.” But the same day that story appeared, Fox asked him what he thought of Obama’s attacks on Wall Street “salaries and bonuses” and Mort rallied to the cause: “I don’t think it’s right to demonize these people. You just don’t diminish them and beat them over the heads and shoulders for political reasons. And that’s what it’s about.” Is this inconsistent? No, of course not: it is consistently what Serious Beltway Thinkers think. Consistency in thought can also be a challenge when you’re forced to say your own words, on TV, while having a full-time ghostwriter in charge of the words in print. He’s consistent on a couple issues, though—like Israel, which can do no wrong. He’s hawkish, pro-settler, and doesn’t actually really understand the issues involved beyond “Jews good, Arabs bad.” (Which can lead to embarrassing, uncorrected errors. ) That is not an unconventional opinion in New York politics, as you may have noticed. Generally, Mort fancies himself a public intellectual. His Lexington Ave office is like a massive library. It also houses the person who writes the words credited to the famous Public Intellectual Mort Zuckerman. Mort just calls in and rambles to this ghost for a while, and Harry Evans eventually edits it into something readable. (And sometimes it ends up in Tina Brown’s Daily Beast. ) He used to be described as an insecure lightweight who bought himself a platform. Planning a run for the Senate seems to suggest that a couple decades in the bubble have taken care of the insecurities. [Photo: AP]

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No One Gets Laid Anymore

There are a lot of married British ladies over 35 out there who never have sex— and it’s their husbands’ fault . But it’s not just married British ladies with this problem. Women everywhere have a fucking problem. The widespread, but apparently mistaken, notion is that women are the ones who are “too tired” or “have a headache.” But according to this study quoted in the Daily News , it’s the dudes who aren’t in the mood. This was borne out in conversations with several ladyfriends of mine. “Our sex life was great for the first year,” says a 29-year-old editor I’ll call Liane. “Then we started doing it less and less, and I was always the one initiating.” Liane and her boyfriend have been living together for a year and a half, and co-habitation has just made things worse. “Now it’s like we’re roommates, not lovers. He’s really affectionate, but we hardly ever have actual penis-in-vagina sex . I’m dying here.” One wonders, of course, why Liane and her boyfriend do not simply break up. “That would seem to be the logical thing to do, wouldn’t it?” she says. “I do love him, though. I don’t really know what to do. If I suspected he was cheating, it would be easier to break up with him.” And indeed, cheating is often the cause of the loss of interest! (Or a weird gain in interest.) A 30-year-old blogger I’ll call Jill had been dating her boyfriend for almost a year and a half when he lost nearly all interest in sex. “And this was after he used to BEG ME to have sex all the time,” she says. “He had effectively emotionally ‘pulled out’ of the relationship and so was no longer interested in doing it.” Jill tried to talk to him about it, she says, but he would brush her off, saying he was “too stressed out.” But in reality, he had moved to a new city “and realized he could have terrible sex with dozens of girls instead of just me,” she says. And she cautions: “Don’t ever believe them when they say they’re too stressed out for sex. He just doesn’t want to do it with you anymore.” A 32-year-old woman I’ll call Katherine, who lives in Park Slope, says she realized early on in her relationship with her now-ex-husband that she had a higher sex drive than he did—but it wasn’t an issue until a couple years into their relationship, when it went way down. “When we talked about it, it felt so weird and Twilight Zone-y,” Katherine says. “I am a woman! You are a man! How come i want it and you don’t? But he maintained throughout that he doesn’t have that high a drive.” The Daily News blamed a number of factors: the rise in Internet pornography, the recession, performance anxiety. Is this what happens in life, to everyone? It’s all too depressing to even contemplate. [Photo via Flickr/peterkellystudios ]

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Lindsay Lohan to Host Nightclub Bash

Once the star of movies and a of music that wasn’t entirely unpopular, Lindsay Lohan is now the star of celebrity gossip sites and that’s pretty much it. Seriously, in 2010, she’s had zero work, unless you count car crashes, fights with SamRo, being outed as a celebrity hoarder or posing like Jesus Christ . At least she’s got an actual paying gig coming up next weekend – hosting an after dark pool party at Harrah’s Resort & Casino in Atlantic City, N.J.! That ought to net her a few hundred bucks. Way to go, LiLo! If the train wreck even bothers to show up, you can party with the one-time actress at the club for the recession-friendly sum of $25. Not shabby! If you thought gigs like this were reserved for quasi-celebs like K-Fed, Jayde Nicole or J-Woww , you’d be … right! Lindsay is now in that league:

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Lt. Gov. Won’t Apologize for Comparing Poor People to Fat, Horny ‘Stray Animals’

South Carolina : Your politicians stink. Mark “All Over Your Appalachian Trail” Sanford’s right-hand man, Lt

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Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Owes Me Rent!

Chalk up another reason for Jon Gosselin to be on suicide watch . He has few friends and no job, is on the hook for five-figure monthly child support payments, and now his ex says he owes her a small fortune in rent money.

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Chris Brown Sits Down With ABC’s Robin Roberts For In-Depth Interview

Brown expected to discuss February assault of Rihanna on ‘GMA’ and ’20/20.’ By Gil Kaufman Chris Brown (file) Photo: BET Though last week ABC canceled a “Good Morning America” performance by “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert after his controversial set at the American Music Awards, the network announced that it had taped an interview with singer Chris Brown for “20/20,” excerpts of which may air on “Good Morning America.” The Associated Press reported that Brown’s interview with “GMA” anchor Robin Roberts, who recently spoke to Janet Jackson , will air on “20/20” on Friday, December 11. The in-depth interview will find Brown discussing his assault on former girlfriend Rihanna in February and through clips of the talk may appear on “GMA,” a network spokesperson said Brown will not perform on the program. ABC’s Diane Sawyer spoke to Rihanna earlier this month, when the singer gave the most detailed account to date of the attack by Brown, who plead guilty to felony assault in the case in June

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Beanie Sigel Calls Rift With Jay-Z ‘A Defining Moment’

Beans also updates Mixtape Daily on working with 50 Cent and possibly joining G-Unit. By Shaheem Reid, with additional reporting by Rahman Dukes and Tim Kash Beanie Sigel Photo: Roc-A-Fella The O.D.: A Mixtape Daily Exclusive Who’s wrong and who’s right in the unfortunate saga of Beanie Sigel vs. Jay-Z

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Obama’s slavery czar

His title is a jawbreaker: director of the Office to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. But Ambassador-at-Large Luis CdeBaca's target is, simply, slavery. “We tend to say, slavery: bad; 1865: taken care of,” he tells me, wiping his hands dismissively as if washing away the scourge

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Senate’s healthcare plan includes tax on Botox

If you're considering Botox to erase frown lines or liposuction to get rid of love handles, you might want to move fast. The “botax” may be on the way.

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