Wedding Pic Of Guy Kicking Bridesmaid Goes Viral SMH at this guy. Via USA Today: “The most disastrous wedding pic” is making the rounds online. The photo, which was taken in Jamaica, was submitted to Reddit on July 10 and picked up by Someecards.com. The website called it the “most disastrous wedding pic ever taken” and it has been shared more than 13,200 times as of July 13. Tyler Foster, of Spokane, Washington, is the man jumping in the air doing a toe touch. He posted his picture on Reddit as Tfoster7102 and it has over 6 million readers to date. According to Reddit, Foster was at his cousin’s affair. He originally titled it, “So I jumped, kicked this bridesmaid in the head, and ripped my pants.” SMH. Doing the absolute most. KREM-TV
Attention, little kids everywhere. We have a little bit of advice for you today. Don’t try to forge your mom’s signature on a permission slip or other document unless you know her actual name, and can spell it. Because “Mommy” is probably not it. Just a hunch, based on this classic image from Reddit. Not too convincing. Does make for a hilarious addition to our Little Kid Notes gallery, though: 13 Hilarious Kid Notes Open Slideshow 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. View As List 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. 2. I Hate Chris! Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else … 3. Elementary School Love Letter This elementary school love letter, and the recipient’s response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set. 4. 30 Boyfriend Rules This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed! 5. Kid’s Insane Christmas Letter Drew Magary’s daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response. 6. Dear Santa Amazon Letter A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He’s dedicated. 7. Stinky Kid Note Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class. 8. Kid Poem About Sister This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear. 9. #1 Dad Note An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye … 10. Note to Dad An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him. 11. Kid Writes Get Well Note This kid’s get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice. 12. Cute Kid Note Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant “cook.” 13. Hilarious Apology Note This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers. At least the offending youngster in question had the best of intentions, or wanted to make us believe that Mommy was very happy when she signed the letter.
Kelly Blazek, a Cleveland-based PR executive and authority on local communications jobs listings, was undone by the same thing that built her up: Social media. With her ego boosted by the position she cultivated via LinkedIn and other networks, she soon became an Internet villain at the hands of someone she shunned. The irony. Blazek, for a little more back story, produced and distributed a popular email that culled job openings from online job sites and from her own contacts. She worked for 10 years building her contacts and selecting the list of people who receive the email, limiting recipients largely to those with experience. Blazek also promoted herself and the email list on social media networking sites, such as LinkedIn, where she was connected to nearly 1,000 people she knows. She’s good at what she does, and she knows it. Eventually, that inflated sense of self-importance would come back to bite her as she bought into her own hype more than and service she was providing. She bragged in speeches that she had 7,300 people on her list, building a reputation so revered that many young people felt they HAD to reach out to her. But when many newbies asked for help, she turned them down. That wasn’t the problem or newsworthy … it was the brutal way Blazek rejected them. Blazek got noticed on the web after sending a nasty response to Diana Mekota, a John Carroll University graduate moving back to the Cleveland area. Mekota asked if she could join Blazek’s LinkedIn network and receive the job listings email she held so dear. Here’s how Blazek responded in an email: 13 Idiots Who Got Fired Because of Social Media Open Slideshow 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Her handle says it all. Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, a 10th grade math teacher, posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty cool, and protested to get her back. She was fired in the end. View As List 1. @CarlyCrunkBear Her handle says it all. Carly “@CarlyCrunkBear” McKinney, a 10th grade math teacher, posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty cool, and protested to get her back. She was fired in the end. 2. Taco Bell Guy And you thought the Taco Bell breakfast menu was gross! Moral of this story: If you’re gonna lick the shells, keep it to yourself. 3. Wendy’s Frosty Guy Ditto eating straight outta the Frosty machine … though we can understand being tempted to attempt this. 4. Miners Doing the Harlem Shake Doing the Harlem Shake on the job got these mine workers fired … dancing out of their mine, you could say. Sorry. 5. Gilbert Gottfried Gilbert Gottfried was canned as the voice of the AFLAC duck after Tweeting a series of jokes regarding the Japanese tsunami. 6. Justine Sacco Justine Sacco was axed from her PR job in 2013 for racist Tweets she fired off about AIDS during a trip to Africa. 7. Bitter Barista We can’t imagine why a Seattle coffee company axed this apparent Bitter Barista over his blog by that name. 8. The Applebee’s Waitress Who Posted This The Applebee’s waitress who was stiffed by a pastor via this receipt and posted it on Reddit actually got fired for sharing it. 9. Dayna Morales Waitress Dayna Morales posted a receipt she allegedly received from a couple chastising her for her gay lifestyle … only she made the whole thing up! 10. This DTE Energy Company Worker Some rants are better off in your head than on your Facebook page. 11. Caitlin Davis Former Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis was released after Facebook photos showed the Sharpie-packing pompom queen posing over a passed-out pal with naughty words, pictures and two swastikas all over him. The words “penis†and “I’m a Jew” were visible. Classy. 12. An Unimpressed Palace Guard A Buckingham Palace guard Tweeted this about Kate Middleton: “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f*** about hur!” He got the pink slip. 13. Olivia Sprauer Olivia Sprauer taught English at Martin County High School in Florida and modeled on the side under the name Victoria Valentine James. Her school didn’t think that side job was as cool as her male students did. “We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals.” “Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you.” To “a total stranger who has nothing to offer me”? Not happening. “Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky,” the email continued. “Wow, I cannot wait to let every 25-year-old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job. Love the sense of entitlement in your generation.” “And therefore I enjoy denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded ‘I Don’t Know’ [scribbled-out name] because it’s the truth,” she added, pouring it on. “Oh, and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers? That’s denied, too. I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town.” “Oh wait – there isn’t one.” In response, Mekota did what many millennials do: She turned to the Internet for catharsis, posting Blazek’s response on reddit, imgur and on Facebook. The rest is history. The letter went viral, of course, because people can relate to the plight of Mekota and others like her, and Blazek’s email is so absurd it had to be shared. People on Reddit rally behind those like Mekota who get kicked when they’re down, and revel in the change to expose the Blazeks who have lost touch with reality. To her credit, she got the message, issuing an apology Tuesday that is contrite and pitch perfect. The most telling line of a seemingly sincere mea culpa: “In my harsh reply notes, I lost my perspective about how to help, and I also lost sight of kindness, which is why I started the Job Bank listings in the first place.” Lesson learned?
Hotel surveys. No one wants to fill them out, but few people dislike them as much as this customer, who was caught off guard when one was sent to his home. Caught with his pants down, you might say … so to speak: A Reddit user claimed that his friend works at a hotel and received this survey from an unhappy guest … although at least the accommodations got mostly 6/7s. The checkout process could’ve been more timely, however. If this is a joke on the hotel visitor’s part, then very well played. If not, then you have to give him credit for honesty … and wonder what his wife’s comments were. Think he’s as honest with her as he was with the hotel? No word on how the “service” he received in the actual room was worth the price, either. We’d love to see some of the boxes checked off in that survey.
A Boston-area man picked up a restaurant tab for a stranger he overheard tearfully discussing a medical diagnosis, and the waiter documented it on Reddit. “While waiting tables tonight, a mother and daughter started crying mid-meal,” wrote the server on the site, describing the heartwarming experience. “I had no idea what happened until a single guy at the table next to them handed me this note [seen below] with his bill. Faith in humanity, restored.” The waiter told the Huffington Post he couldn’t confirm the relationship between the two women, but he was fairly certain they were mother and daughter. After they ordered, the woman whom the waiter believes was the daughter took a phone call. Both women then started crying. Recounts the server: “The single guy sitting next to them had been friendly to me all evening, making jokes and such.” “When he was finished I gave him his check, and inside the billfold was his credit card and the note I took a picture of. I combined the 2 checks, and he paid for both.” “I waited until after he left to tell them their check had been taken care of. The mother was overwhelmed with gratitude, as was I. It was a great evening.” And now a great story to make you feel a little better about life. In a world where so much seems to go wrong, it’s good to know there are people like this.
Nadya Suleman is in deep this time … and we’re not talking about the Octomom porn . Welfare fraud investigators are on the cusp of seizing bank records and documents that may prove the mom of 14 has been stealing taxpayer money. Intentionally or not, such an act could land her in prison. Officials obtained a warrant to seize Nadya’s financial and employment records, believing that she earned far more than the welfare threshold in 2012. Astonishingly, she is still entitled to welfare benefits if she earns under $119,000 a year (14 kids and all). More astonishingly … she may have doubled that. The porno was a big seller, while her topless strip club gigs and payday loan endorsement deal also earned her some nice checks. She did well in ’12. Too well, officials believe, to be getting public assistance. The L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud Prevention and Investigation (WFP&I) is zeroing in on the home and office of Nadya Suleman ‘s manager. There, they think they’ll find evidence that Nads earned upwards of $200K and defrauded the state by collecting welfare money on top of her earnings. Welfare fraud carries up to three years in prison, during which her kids would become wards of the state … which some might argue would be a step up.
Chalk another one up for Mila Kunis. After Maxim’s Hot 100 list surprisingly placed Miley Cyrus at #1, one Reddit user was beside himself, and thusly decided to take matters into his own hands. Daxl70 urged the Celebs subreddit to vote on its favorite leading ladies, and came up with his own ranking system. In the end, Mila Kunis came out on top. Each participating user had to post his own list of hottest women, numbered 1-10. The order mattered, with greater weight assigned to higher-ranked stars. After all the lists – which included 220 different women – were tabulated, Kunis won by a landslide, which isn’t too surprising given her recent list of accolades. After all, she was also named FHM’s ” Sexiest Woman in the World “, Esquire’s ” Sexiest Woman Alive ” and Details’ “Most F–kable Celebrity” … you get the idea. What do you think: Is Mila #1?! GOSH YES. Maybe not #1, but she’s hot! No way! Why are people so into this girl?! View Poll »
Paris Jackson was transferred to UCLA Medical Center Saturday night, effectively ending the 5150 psychiatric hold that began after her suicide attempt. That facility is the same one where her father, Michael Jackson, was pronounced dead four years ago this month following an acute Propofol overdose. As you’re likely aware by now, 15-year-old Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after she allegedly cut her forearm with a meat cleaver. A purported Paris Jackson suicide note was found at the scene, though it’s unclear; the youngster is believed to have been battling major depression. She was placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold, effectively keeping her at a local hospital regardless of her condition or desire to leave, for 72 hours. That three-day period is now over, so the troubled teen was moved to UCLA Medical Center. TMZ photos showed Jackson being wheeled yesterday. No word on her status, though the mood of her security team suggested that Jackson may be doing better after what can only be called a tragic week. The Jackson family, of course, is no stranger to UCLA Medical Center, where Michael was taken after he went into cardiac arrest on June 25, 2009. That’s where he was pronounced dead, after Dr. Conrad Murray – who left Paris a bizarre pay phone “letter” this week – refused to call it at his home. As for the King of Pop’s daughter and her long-term prognosis, a custody judge has since ordered an investigation in a bid to ensure her well-being.
