Two of Hollywood’s most eccentric stars made appearances on the MTV Video Music Awards red carpet last night. First, rumored new American Idol judge Nicki Minaj posed in a skin-tight outfit, yellow hair sprouting out the sides of a stylish black hat. Then there was Ke$ha, who… looked sort of normal. For Ke$ha at least. Flowing blonde hair and a lack of facial glitter is simply not what we expect from this singer. Did the regular look throw you off? Did it top Nicki’s outfit? Compare and vote below.
Obviously Hilary Duff has recently squeezed a human being out of her vagina, poor vagina, so she’s still working on losing all the baby fat. But I’ve got to say I’m kind of liking this angle right here. Maybe it’s just the pants, but that booty is looking just about right to me. I’d like to see it oiled up and shaking it in a 90′s rap video. Booty time. I’m assuming she’s going to get back to her regular weight, so enjoy it while you can.
It would seem that Selena Gomez is growing up. Here she is looking, not just her regular cute self, but downright glamorous in the pages of Elle magazine. Yes please. I’ve seen her in some fancy outfits before, but never anything as revealing as this. That’s like twelve inches of cleavage she’s got there. I’m measuring on the diagonal like they do with televisions. She’s not known to be one of the bustiest broads, but I think with a little concentration and some hard work, I could motorboat those boobs. Call me.
Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear….. I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina…… I need to fuck models.
Portia de Rossi is an opportunist lipstick lesbian who I am sure isn’t a lesbian at all, just a smart as fuck bitch who lured in Ellen the billionaire, because it made sense and was non threatening…and like in all lesbian relationships, there’s always one who is more inclined to go out and get fucked by dudes on the regular, something Ellen has probably opened up to, cuz she knows any hot pussy she’s into will be into dick, especially if it has named herself “Portia” like some kind of stripper, only into lesbianism cuz she’s fucked so many dudes it was time to take a break, you know there’s only so much her 10 inch black dildo can do when strapped on or used double sided – you know scissoring isn’t the same as getting cummed all over your whore face…..but I am just speculating here….but it is safe to say see through shirts and pasties are cries for male attention! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ah, the ’80s. When VHS was king and so-called “scream queens” posed in Penthouse on the regular. Things have changed substantially since the days of Reagan and legwarmers, but the Tumblr site HorrorBoobs.com is keeping the dream alive with the second-best (after Mr. Skin, of course) collection of SKINtage horror nudity on the ‘Net. HorrorBoobs.com has a variety of horror hooter (and hairpie) related media- nude horror fan art, classic skinema posters, stills and GIFs of classic horror nude scenes- but our favorite is their collection of nude pinups from ’80s scream queens like Brinke Stevens and Linnea Quigley (left). Talk about getting scared stiff! See more SKINtage pinup photos from Barbara Crampton and Michelle Bauer after the jump!
Calling a collection “Very Sexy”….pretty bold when the pictures are hardly sexy….but just more of the same recycled crap that Victoria’s Secret seems to produce on the regular…because they are corporate america…a 9 billion dollar industry that can’t push the boundaries of sexy….they are just on the fence…enough skin that husbands can jerk off to their catalogs…I mean at least the good Christian husbands who don’t have the internet…since any dude in his right mind would turn to porn, even if it is the devil’s work, instead of this…even if it is everything wrong in America….uninspired crap… The good news, is they hire, recruit, kidnap, brainwash hot models…who I’d rather see more naked…and who I’ve seen more naked for other gigs…and unfortunatley, that’s good enough for me.
Here is a weird fucking fetish I bet most of you didn’t know existed, because most of you don’t realize that anything you can think of, as weird as it is, is likely something someone somewhere masturbates to on the regular….like putting a foot bump in your mouth and filling you up….while in panties….erotic to some, weird to others….available on youtube in the event you want to cum to it is the constant…cuz youtube is a pornsite… Hot Girl Girl in Panties Pumping Her Stomach….with Some Masturbation…. Not Sure if this is a Chick or a Dude But I’m calling it Gross Another one of the weird genderless weirdo Another one of the hot chick…cuz that genderless weirdo freaks me out… Some chick in Panties Pumping…
Dear Very Smart Brotha, I am a young girl who has known this brotha for a minute, met at church, and I look to him as my big brother, even though I have one. He is in the army and only comes to visit every 3 months or so. Recently he came back and we did the regular. Hang out with the rest of the church youth and what not. As he was leaving I leaned in to hug him and ended up getting a kiss instead, on my lips, that lasted for some minutes. I have NEVER looked at him in such way, have NEVER thought of him in such way, all he was to me was someone I could look up to when my brother acts like a jackass. After the kiss, we hung out again, this time just me and him, a day before he went back to base and the expected happened, but we didn’t go the whole 9 yards cos I’m still a virgin (and proud of it too). He said he’s been watching my character since he met me, and looks at me like his little sister, and also a lover….(should I be alarmed?) Continue reading at MadameNoire.com
