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‘Jersey Shore’ House — Sloppy 2nds Ain’t Cheap

Filed under: Exclusives , Jersey Shore Another member of the “Jersey Shore” juggernaut is finally cashing in on the fame — the guy who owns the crew’s infamous party house claims he’s making 3x the cash from wannaGuidos looking to rent the place out. TMZ spoke with the owner of the 3,200 ..

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How to Make Fun of Twenty-somethings

Have you heard about this kid, James O’Keefe? Grandiosely playing journalist and getting arrested in the classic Watergate fashion—why, his hilariously mis-channeled post-college angst is enough to make you write a How-To list mocking his whole godforsaken age demographic! In the several months since my 30th birthday, I’ve gained quite a bit of wisdom that twentysomethings could really benefit from, if only they’d listen for once. ‘Twentysomethings’ is a broad group; choose specific examples that emphasize the most odious aspects of various subcultures, then subtly broaden out to the indict the wider demographic: James O’Keefe, a nerdy conservative kid of the sort who could cast himself as a cool contrarian only within the unworldly confines of a liberal arts campus, comes out into the wider world and immediately engages in a staggeringly stupid crime, only to be defended by old right wing dead-enders like Breitbart and Ben Stein

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The $20 Picnic That Looks Like a Million Bucks

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Brooke Mueller Recants Assault Allegations, Charlie Sheen Out on Bail

Charlie Sheen has been released from prison.

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Hailey Glassman: Jon Gosselin Owes Me Rent!

Chalk up another reason for Jon Gosselin to be on suicide watch . He has few friends and no job, is on the hook for five-figure monthly child support payments, and now his ex says he owes her a small fortune in rent money.

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Meagan Good and Her Whore Boots of the Day

Here’s a black chick I want to fuck because I have a black chick fetish and because she’s got an amazing body named Meagan Good. She’s wearing Pretty Woman whore boots as a tribute to what her life could have been had she chosen the traditional prostitution instead of the whoring herself to the entertainment industry, you know, if her mother wasn’t a half jewish stage mother who sold her daughter’s soul to the entertainment industry devil when she was 4 and her dad was an LAPD cop

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Dunaway’s Landlord — Faye Won’t Pay!

Filed under: Celebrity Justice The only thing outstanding about Faye Dunaway as a tenant is the balance she allegedly owes her NYC landlord — and if she doesn’t pay up, they want her out.According to the landlord, the Oscar winning actress owes $1,920.85 in back rent — and we’ve … Permalink

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Happy Ending to MILF Attack

Link: http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1112/p9… Best headline ever.

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McDonald’s at Guantánamo Bay

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Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl of the Day

Hollywood is a little late on this girl on girl bullshit cuz porn’s been doing this shit for decades, but for some reason just 10 years ago, having a lesbian character on a show was the end of the fuckin world, but now, lesbianism is fucking everywhere from the Katy Perry song, to mainstream movies and TV, to celebrity love lives, and it’s just not taboo or at drunken college parties after two girls craving male attention get convinced to fool around with each other, and I’m not complaining, I just know that like those college girls, Heroes is making a desperate attempt for attention, because I guess people aren’t watching anymore and this formulaic approach in getting views, but girl on girl is so obvious and dull and played out, next time they should show a little pussy lip….I mean provided Hayden’s got a pussy, cuz we’ve got no proof of that and her broad shoulders paint a different fuckin’ picture….

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