Every one is complaining about this amazing journalist who is kicking a refugee as it charges at her and her expensive camera…and I want to Bang her… I am the wrong person to ask about refugees, I think the whole thing is ridiculous. If I should up to a country without a passport, I get detained, or sent back home, while refugees get to stay because it’s considered inhumane to send them back to their corrupt governments where they are from… I also know nothing about this issue, and don’t really care about how the Syrians will infiltrate Europe fucking hard…. But I do like a woman with a good instinct to kick…especially when it looks like she’s kicking a kid, but I can’t be sure, all these refugees look the same…and probably smell…vile… You’d be kicking them too, in fact if you’re a backwoods American hick, and I know you are…you’d be shooting them… The post Hungarian Reporter Ninja of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's official: Jared Fogle is headed for a lengthy prison sentence after pleading guilty to 14 counts of soliciting sex from minors . It was initially reported that Fogle's troubles began when his home was raided in connection with a child pornography investigation, but now we're learning that the Subway spokesman was under investigation for much longer than that. Rochelle Herman has come forward as the reporter who claimed that Fogle told her “middle school girls are hot” several years ago. She can now reveal that she worked as an FBI informant for the better part of a decade, often wearing a wire while talking to Fogle. Hunter was interviewed by Anderson Cooper last night, and she made several shocking revelations, not only about how long the FBI – and possibly Subway – were aware of Fogle's actions, but also regarding the revolting comments that Fogle made about Hunter's children. The interview serves as confirmation of two undeniable truths: Fogle is a monster, and Hunter is a hero.
This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think i just found my new fetish… Australian reporters being bitten by ants…not aunts…that would be a whole other fetish, filled with incest, unless it was an aunt through marriage….not that that matters because this ant is a bull aunt, not your uncle’s hot wife aunt, and this ant brings pain….live on TV… I am not a fan of the “Fuck Her Right in the Pussy” movement, or the Kiss the Reporter while she’s live on TV movement, because feminists think everything is abusive and derogatory to them, so I just prefer when nature attacks…Or when people give the live broadcast the finger, or the jerk off gesture… Maybe I just like Australian women. They are so cute. The post Australian Reporter Bit By a Bull Ant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arsenio Hall has absolutely gone off on Brian Williams. Not long after Williams broke his silence – appearing opposite Matt Lauer and blaming his ego for the many lies he told as host of NBC Nightly News – Hall went on Twitter and let the reporter have it. “Brian Williams is a LIAR, who betrayed his loyal viewers & attempted to hijack the valor of our brave men & women in the military,” wrote Hall. The comedian also included hashtag “#f*ckhim.” Back in February, NBC suspended Williams for six months after it became clear the anchor misled viewers about the role he played in various Iraq War incidents. On Thursday, it was announced Lester Holt will permanently replace Williams as the head of the NBC Nightly News. Williams has been bumped to covering breaking news for MSNBC. During his TODAY interview, the veteran newsman acknowledged he told “wrong stories” and said he “owns up” to his false statements. But he repeatedly blamed the issue on simply getting confused and being “ego-driven,” insisting he never purposely told any lies. View Slideshow: 13 Celebrities Who Are Big, Huge LIARS
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Get ready for a double-dose of nostalgia, everybody! Bennifer 1.0 is back, and somewhere, Jennifer Garner is ripping the head off of a big-bootied voodoo doll. Okay, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez will almost certainly never be “back” in any real way, but witnesses say the former lovers were spotted getting awfully friendly during Sunday’s Academy Awards. Sources tell E! News that “Affleck whispered something into Lopez’s ear, and she playfully smacked his arm.” It may not sound like much, but you have to remember that Ben attended the ceremony solo, and his intimate moment with J-Lo was reportedly caught on camera during Lauren Poitras’ Best Documentary acceptance speech. Imagine you’re Jennifer Garner watching at home, and you happen to catch a glimpse of Ben whispering to a giggling Jen in the corner of your screen. Now imagine, this comes right on the heels of rumors about Affleck cheating with Emily Ratajkowski on the set of Gone Girl. Now imagine that you know Ben’s been drinking heavily , and that he likely knocked back a few before the ceremony. You see where we’re going with this. Was Ben trying to arrange a hookup session with J-Lo? Probably not. Is there a good chance he spent Sunday night tossing and turning on the couch in an increasingly rumpled tux? If you’ve ever been married, you know the answer to that one. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: Through the Years 1. Bennifer View Photo Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 2. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Picture View Photo Are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner on the rocks? OK! says so. 3. Ben Affleck Oscars Speech View Video Ben Affleck tears up as he accepts the Best Picture award for Argo. 4. Jennifer Garner at the Oscars View Photo Looking great, Jennifer Garner! The actress poses here at the 2014 Oscars. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Garner Allure Cover View Photo Jennifer Garner covers the new issue of Allure. What a beautiful woman! 6. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photo View Photo Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are such a cute couple. One of the best in fact! 7. Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck View Photo Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck with their eldest daughter, Violet. 8. Ben and Jen at the Hospital View Photo Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner arrive at an L.A. hospital. Could it be to have their second child? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: Fighting Over His Gambling? View Video Ben Affleck seems to be struggling with a gambling addiction. His famous wife is reportedly fed up. 10. Ben Affleck Banned From Casino? View Video On a recent trip to Vegas with wife Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck was asked to leave a casino table after he was caught counting cards. The End. Up Next: ” Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Bill Cosby will ask a judge to throw out a defamation lawsuit filed against him by three accusers: Tamara Green, Therese Serignese and Linda Traitz. The embattled comedian’s lawyers will file in federal court for the dismissal of the lawsuit from the trio accusing him of decades-old sexual offenses. Bill Cosby Sex Scandal: Timeline of Accusations 1. Joan Tarshis: Bill Cosby Accuser Offers Shocking Details of Alleged Sexual Assault View Post Several women have accused Bill Cosby of rape. Joan Tarshis is the latest to come forward with shocking allegations. 2. Bill Cosby Refuses to Answer Rape Allegation Questions, Asks Reporter to “Scuttle” Damning Footage View Post Bill Cosby asks a reporter NOT to include a portion of this interview in which he refuses to answer questions about sexual assault allegations made against him. It’s a very awkward exchange. 3. Carla Ferrigno, Terese Serignese: Two More Women Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault View Post Two more women have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Carla Ferrigno and Terese Serignese both came forward independent of one another earlier today. 4. Michelle Hurd: Law & Order Actress Accuses Bill Cosby of Sexual Abuse View Post Another woman has come forward accusing Bill Cosby of sexual abuse. Michelle Hurd claims Cosby behaved very inappropriately toward her while she was working as a stand-in on The Cosby Show. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Janice Dickinson Describes Bill Cosby Rape in Shocking Detail: He Mounted Me Like the Monster That He Was View Post Janice Dickinson described an alleged sexual assault by Bill Cosby in vivid detail during a recent interview with CNN. Dickinson claims the attack occurred after a business meeting in1982. 6. Judy Huth: Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Me When I Was 15! View Post Judy Huth claims Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her, and that she was just 15 years old at the time, in a new lawsuit. 7. Tamara Green, Bill Cosby Accuser, Sues Comedian For Previous Abuse Denial View Post One of the many women accusing Bill Cosby of sexual assault is suing him for previously denying that he ever touched her. Read on for details. 8. Hugh Hefner: Saddened by Bill Cosby Rape Allegations View Post Hugh Hefner has responded to the rape allegations against “good friend” Bill Cosby. He says he is “saddened” they have come to light. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Helen Gumpel: New Bill Cosby Accuser Says Comedian Made Advances on Set of The Cosby Show View Post A new Bill Cosby accuser has come forward. Helen Gumpel claims Cosby sexually assaulted her on the set of his beloved sitcom. 10. Beverly Johnson: Bill Cosby Drugged Me, Dragged Me Down Flight of Stairs View Post Beverly Johnson has come out and accused Bill Cosby of drugging. She says the comedian also dragged her down a bunch of stairs. 11. Bill Cosby: Only Black Media Will Stay Neutral, Uphold Journalistic Standards! View Post Bill Cosby allegedly said in a brief interview that he only expects the “black media” to uphold journalistic standards in covering his sexual assault scandal. 12. Patton Oswalt on Bill Cosby Scandal: Comedians Have Known For a Long F–king Time! View Post Patton Oswalt spoke about Bill Cosby on a recent podcast and said that comedy community has known about the sexual abuse allegations for a long time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Roseanne Barr on Bill Cosby: We’ve All Known. For a LONG Time. View Post Rosseanne Barr says she and just about every other woman in Hollywood knew about Bill Cosby and his alleged molestations for years. She isn’t surprised at all, but what is surprising is what she hopes for Bill Cosby next. 14. Bill Cosby: Accused of Rape By Wife of Famed Producer Alan Ladd Jr. View Post Yet another woman has accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Cindra Ladd claims the comedian drugged and raped her in 1969. 15. Chloe Goins: Model to Press Charges Against Bill Cosby For Alleged Toe Sucking Incident View Post An LA-based model reportedly plans to file charges against Bill Cosby today. Chloe Goins has claimed that Cosby sexually assaulted her in 2008. 16. Judd Apatow: Bill Cosby Belongs in JAIL, is a Really Evil Guy! View Post Judd Apatow has been vocal about his thoughts on the Bill Cosby rape scandal from the beginning, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler CRUSH Bill Cosby in Golden Globes Monologue: Funny or Foul? View Post Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did not hold back on Bill Cosby in their opening monologue at the Golden Globe Awards. That’s putting it mildly. 18. Kathie Lee Gifford: Bill Cosby Tried to Kiss Me! View Post Kathie Lee Gifford made a startling revelation on the Today show this morning. The TV personality stated that Bill Cosby acted inappropriately troward her while they were on tour together in the 1970s. 19. Katherine McKee: Bill Cosby Raped Me While I Was Dating Sammy Davis Jr. View Post Another woman has come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Katherine McKee claims Cosby raped her in the early 70s. 20. Saturday Night Live Brings Back Celebrity Jeopardy, Slams Bill Cosby on 40th Anniversary Special View Post Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special featured the return of Celebrity Jeopardy, and no topic was out of bounds, as Bill Cosby found out. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Bill Cosby Sex Scandal: Timeline of Accusations .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Tamara Green, a California lawyer who alleges that Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted her in the 1970s, originally brought the lawsuit in December. Therese Serignese says Cosby drugged and raped her in 1976, and Linda Traitz alleges he tried to drug her and then sexually groped her in 1970. The latter two women joined the suit after it was filed, and together, the women all argue that Cosby has branded them as liars through his representatives. They are seeking an unspecified amount of money for compensatory and punitive damages, and perhaps just as importantly, to make their case publicly. Their lawyers have also claimed that the civil action allows the women to have their allegations heard since criminal statutes of limitation have expired. Cosby has denied wrongdoing and hasn’t been charged with a crime. He has, however, axed or postponed more than 12 shows on his comedy tour amid allegations by numerous women that he sexually abused them. His team’s statement that it will ask for the lawsuit’s dismissal came in a status update filed jointly by Cosby’s lawyers and lawyers for the three women. The sides have been in talks this month to resolve a number of issues related to the lawsuit, according to the filing, even though they have yet to settle it. Cosby’s motion to dismiss will deal with “any issues that by that time have not been resolved through conference” between the sides, says the brief. Lawyers for the accusers would have until March 20 to file a reply to the motion to dismiss. Cosby’s lawyers would then have until April 8 to respond to that. More than two dozen women have made similar claims against Cosby, although these three and Chloe Goins are among the few to pursue legal options. Some of the famous names to come out against Cosby’s supposed drugging and molesting of women include Beverly Johnson and Janice Dickinson . Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry 1. Stare at the Sweater Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we’ll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again! 2. Did Bill Cosby Use Molly? This is what happens when you ask the Internet to create a meme for someone accused of rape. 3. If You Know What I Mean! Bill Cosby has always been well known for his affiliation with pudding pops. But he’s also now known for many raping some women. 4. Drugged?!? Bill Cosby is a funny man. But there’s nothing funny about the rape allegation that have surfaced around the star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Yech! This is so not how we wish to remember the Huxtables. 6. Compared to Woody Allen You know things are bad when folks are comparing you to Woody Allen. The End. Up Next: ” Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Bill Cosby will ask a judge to throw out a defamation lawsuit filed against him by three accusers: Tamara Green, Therese Serignese and Linda Traitz. The embattled comedian’s lawyers will file in federal court for the dismissal of the lawsuit from the trio accusing him of decades-old sexual offenses. Bill Cosby Sex Scandal: Timeline of Accusations 1. Joan Tarshis: Bill Cosby Accuser Offers Shocking Details of Alleged Sexual Assault View Post Several women have accused Bill Cosby of rape. Joan Tarshis is the latest to come forward with shocking allegations. 2. Bill Cosby Refuses to Answer Rape Allegation Questions, Asks Reporter to “Scuttle” Damning Footage View Post Bill Cosby asks a reporter NOT to include a portion of this interview in which he refuses to answer questions about sexual assault allegations made against him. It’s a very awkward exchange. 3. Carla Ferrigno, Terese Serignese: Two More Women Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault View Post Two more women have accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Carla Ferrigno and Terese Serignese both came forward independent of one another earlier today. 4. Michelle Hurd: Law & Order Actress Accuses Bill Cosby of Sexual Abuse View Post Another woman has come forward accusing Bill Cosby of sexual abuse. Michelle Hurd claims Cosby behaved very inappropriately toward her while she was working as a stand-in on The Cosby Show. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Janice Dickinson Describes Bill Cosby Rape in Shocking Detail: He Mounted Me Like the Monster That He Was View Post Janice Dickinson described an alleged sexual assault by Bill Cosby in vivid detail during a recent interview with CNN. Dickinson claims the attack occurred after a business meeting in1982. 6. Judy Huth: Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Me When I Was 15! View Post Judy Huth claims Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her, and that she was just 15 years old at the time, in a new lawsuit. 7. Tamara Green, Bill Cosby Accuser, Sues Comedian For Previous Abuse Denial View Post One of the many women accusing Bill Cosby of sexual assault is suing him for previously denying that he ever touched her. Read on for details. 8. Hugh Hefner: Saddened by Bill Cosby Rape Allegations View Post Hugh Hefner has responded to the rape allegations against “good friend” Bill Cosby. He says he is “saddened” they have come to light. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Helen Gumpel: New Bill Cosby Accuser Says Comedian Made Advances on Set of The Cosby Show View Post A new Bill Cosby accuser has come forward. Helen Gumpel claims Cosby sexually assaulted her on the set of his beloved sitcom. 10. Beverly Johnson: Bill Cosby Drugged Me, Dragged Me Down Flight of Stairs View Post Beverly Johnson has come out and accused Bill Cosby of drugging. She says the comedian also dragged her down a bunch of stairs. 11. Bill Cosby: Only Black Media Will Stay Neutral, Uphold Journalistic Standards! View Post Bill Cosby allegedly said in a brief interview that he only expects the “black media” to uphold journalistic standards in covering his sexual assault scandal. 12. Patton Oswalt on Bill Cosby Scandal: Comedians Have Known For a Long F–king Time! View Post Patton Oswalt spoke about Bill Cosby on a recent podcast and said that comedy community has known about the sexual abuse allegations for a long time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Roseanne Barr on Bill Cosby: We’ve All Known. For a LONG Time. View Post Rosseanne Barr says she and just about every other woman in Hollywood knew about Bill Cosby and his alleged molestations for years. She isn’t surprised at all, but what is surprising is what she hopes for Bill Cosby next. 14. Bill Cosby: Accused of Rape By Wife of Famed Producer Alan Ladd Jr. View Post Yet another woman has accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Cindra Ladd claims the comedian drugged and raped her in 1969. 15. Chloe Goins: Model to Press Charges Against Bill Cosby For Alleged Toe Sucking Incident View Post An LA-based model reportedly plans to file charges against Bill Cosby today. Chloe Goins has claimed that Cosby sexually assaulted her in 2008. 16. Judd Apatow: Bill Cosby Belongs in JAIL, is a Really Evil Guy! View Post Judd Apatow has been vocal about his thoughts on the Bill Cosby rape scandal from the beginning, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler CRUSH Bill Cosby in Golden Globes Monologue: Funny or Foul? View Post Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did not hold back on Bill Cosby in their opening monologue at the Golden Globe Awards. That’s putting it mildly. 18. Kathie Lee Gifford: Bill Cosby Tried to Kiss Me! View Post Kathie Lee Gifford made a startling revelation on the Today show this morning. The TV personality stated that Bill Cosby acted inappropriately troward her while they were on tour together in the 1970s. 19. Katherine McKee: Bill Cosby Raped Me While I Was Dating Sammy Davis Jr. View Post Another woman has come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Katherine McKee claims Cosby raped her in the early 70s. 20. Saturday Night Live Brings Back Celebrity Jeopardy, Slams Bill Cosby on 40th Anniversary Special View Post Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special featured the return of Celebrity Jeopardy, and no topic was out of bounds, as Bill Cosby found out. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” Bill Cosby Sex Scandal: Timeline of Accusations .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Tamara Green, a California lawyer who alleges that Cosby drugged and sexually assaulted her in the 1970s, originally brought the lawsuit in December. Therese Serignese says Cosby drugged and raped her in 1976, and Linda Traitz alleges he tried to drug her and then sexually groped her in 1970. The latter two women joined the suit after it was filed, and together, the women all argue that Cosby has branded them as liars through his representatives. They are seeking an unspecified amount of money for compensatory and punitive damages, and perhaps just as importantly, to make their case publicly. Their lawyers have also claimed that the civil action allows the women to have their allegations heard since criminal statutes of limitation have expired. Cosby has denied wrongdoing and hasn’t been charged with a crime. He has, however, axed or postponed more than 12 shows on his comedy tour amid allegations by numerous women that he sexually abused them. His team’s statement that it will ask for the lawsuit’s dismissal came in a status update filed jointly by Cosby’s lawyers and lawyers for the three women. The sides have been in talks this month to resolve a number of issues related to the lawsuit, according to the filing, even though they have yet to settle it. Cosby’s motion to dismiss will deal with “any issues that by that time have not been resolved through conference” between the sides, says the brief. Lawyers for the accusers would have until March 20 to file a reply to the motion to dismiss. Cosby’s lawyers would then have until April 8 to respond to that. More than two dozen women have made similar claims against Cosby, although these three and Chloe Goins are among the few to pursue legal options. Some of the famous names to come out against Cosby’s supposed drugging and molesting of women include Beverly Johnson and Janice Dickinson . Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry 1. Stare at the Sweater Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we’ll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again! 2. Did Bill Cosby Use Molly? This is what happens when you ask the Internet to create a meme for someone accused of rape. 3. If You Know What I Mean! Bill Cosby has always been well known for his affiliation with pudding pops. But he’s also now known for many raping some women. 4. Drugged?!? Bill Cosby is a funny man. But there’s nothing funny about the rape allegation that have surfaced around the star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Yech! This is so not how we wish to remember the Huxtables. 6. Compared to Woody Allen You know things are bad when folks are comparing you to Woody Allen. The End. Up Next: ” Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s hard to think of a celebrity who had a better 2014 than Matthew McConaughey. McConaughey won Best Actor at the Oscars, starred in one one of TV’s most acclaimed series with True Detective, and even landed a Lincoln endorsement deal that’s resulted in some memorably bizarre commercials. Just a month into 2015, however, it seems the beloved actor’s streak of good fortune may have come to an end, as he’s being accused of some shady practices in one of his side businesses, and animal rights activists say it’s decidedly not alright, alright, alright… TMZ reports that McConaughey owns a ranch in Mertzon, TX, along with his brother Mike. The ranch breeds and sells horses and cows, but it also allows visitors to hunt whitetail deer. The problem is, animal rights groups are claiming that since the deer are unable to leave the 22,000 acre ranch (there’s a high fence to prevent them from escaping) and they spend most of their time in the feeding area, they’re essentially trapped and baited. Here are some sample Facebook posts on the topic: “What a F–KING COWARD!” “We lost all respect for you…This is NOT HUNTING…This is disgusting behavior for human beings!” “NO MORE support for you Matthew in anything and everything you do. Ranch managers – including Matthew’s nephew Madison – have spoken out and stated that the activists have demonstrated a lack of understanding for the ranch’s business practices and that the meat from the hunt is never wasted. The actor himself has yet to issue a statement, but when he does, he might do well to remind fans that this is the same Matthew McConaughey who rescued a baby seal last year. 35 Awesome Animal Videos 1. Penguins Continually Tumble Over Rope View Video These penguins are trying really hard to walk over this rope. But, hilariously, none can do so. 2. Lion Cubs Play with Father View Video Who knew lions could be so adorable?!? Watch some cubs play with their father in this video. 3. Rabbits SWARM Young Girl in Japan View Video Welcome to Rabbit Island, readers. Seriously. Look at this video. 4. Baby Panda Loves the Snow View Video This baby panda loves the snow. Look at the adorable guy go! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Deer Fart View Video This is a video of a deer farting. Not a lot more to say beyond that. Enjoy it. 6. Cutest. Animals. Ever. View Video Need to be cheered up today? Watch this video. You won’t regret it! 7. Polar Bear Takes First Steps View Video This may be the cutest video we have ever seen. It’s of a baby polar bear taking his first steps. 8. Monkey Swims in Bathtub View Video A monkey splashes around in a bathtub in this positively adorable video. Watch now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rat Stuck on Escalator View Video This rat stuck on an escalator is a metaphor for life. 10. 13 Animal Photobombs View Video Check out 13 of the best animal photobombs of 2013. You will not be let down by these classic pictures! 11. Elk Jumps on a Trampoline! View Video An elk jumps on a trampoline in this video. Really, what else do you need to know? 12. Baboon Fondles Reporter View Video This baboon and this reporter may need to get a room. Watch the former cop a feel of the latter, live on air, during this hilarious video. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bear Walks Into Alaskan Bar View Video A bear walked into an Alaskan bar and then left after being yelled at. No, this isn’t the start of a joke. 14. Hedgehog Parodies “Wrecking Ball” Video View Video A Hedgehog named Regina gives us her take on the “Wrecking Ball” video in this amazing footage. Watch and laugh now! 15. Baby Elephant Cries View Video This is the saddest story ever. A baby elephant reportedly cried for hours after his mother tried to kill him. 16. Girl Kisses Gorilla View Video A little girl befriends a gorilla in this adorable video. She even gets a kiss! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Duck Loves to be Vaccumed View Video This pet duck loves to be vacuumed. Which raises the question: Who has a pet duck?!? 18. Gorilla Takes Part in Easter Egg Hunt View Video This is a video of a gorilla take part in an Easter Egg hunt. In other words: it’s a must-watch. 19. Tiny Hamster Eats Tiny Pizza View Video Prepare to totally melt. This is a video of a hamster eating a small piece of pizza. 20. Bear Rescues Cub from Highway Traffic View Video This awesome video depicts a mother bear rescuing her cub from oncoming traffic. Check it out! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Goat and Donkey: Total BFFs! View Video Watch this video to see a lonely goat refuse to eat and go outside… until his best friend arrives to live with him! It’s unusually emotional stuff. 22. Seal Grows Concerned Over Fallen Girl View Video A girl and a seal play around in this video. Watch what happens when she falls down. 23. Baby Bears Fight, Are Adorable View Video The baby bears in this video are either fighting or playing. Either way: ADORABLE! 24. Jack Russell Terrier vs. Cobra View Video A Jack Russell Terrier takes on a cobra in this video. You may be surprised by who wins. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Baby Bear Eats an Apple View Video This tiny bears eats an apple and takes a bath in this video. It’s the cutest thing we’ve ever seen. 26. Woman Sings Elephant to Sleep View Video This video features a woman singing an elephant to sleep. It’s sort of weird, and also very cool. 27. Goat Walks Without Wheelchair View Video Yay for Frostie! This goat is now walking without the aid of a wheelchair! 28. Pig Humps Armchair View Video This pig is clearly very lonely. Look at him try to hump this armchair. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Bear Searches Freezer for a Snack View Video This bear is hunting around a freezer for something he likes. Looks like he’s come up with a pie! 30. Goats Play on Horse View Video These baby goats are playing on this horse. And this horse is totally cool with that. 31. Horse Sprints Into Fellow Horse View Video This baby horse is okay, folks. He just has to learn to look up when he sprints around. 32. Tiny Animal Birthday Party! View Video Ever wonder what a birthday party would look like for a hedgehog and two hamsters? Wonder no more! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Man Yells at Baby Goats View Video What happens when a man yells back at baby goats? They respond! Watch this video. 34. Goat Fails to Help Fellow Goat View Video In this video, one goat is stuck and another goat is trying to help him. But he just makes thing worse. 35. Tiny Deer Loves Belly Rub View Video No animal ever had loved a belly rub more than this baby deer. See what we mean in this adorable video. The End. Did you like 35 Awesome Animal Videos ? 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