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Emily Ratajkowsi Body Painted for SI of the Day

This Emily Ratajkowsi video for SI was being circulated yesterday, and I figured I might as well post it, not because I think plastic face Ratajkowski is all that hot anymore. Sure se’s got great tits, but so do so many other girls who have more eagerness about them. It’s like this one was hungry, and pulled it off, and looked good doing it, but like anything with no substance, it loses its appeal, fades into obscurity, and we can assume that taste will lead her to a lot more naked things, because she got so far she can’t let it fall through the cracks now…or some shit. I’m not a hater, I just find her boring, and a shitty person who turns her back on those who help her, but I accept that there are horrible people in the world, and I still think she looks good naked, and that’s good enough for me.

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Jennette Mccurdy Stretching of the Day

Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose… Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….

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Lady Gaga’s Ass in Concert of the Day

As ridiculous, annoying, even desperate as Lady Gaga is. She still managed to take her ugly face, a face that was meant to be a receptionist, but luckily had rich parents so she could free intern in the right places her dad probably had connections with, leading to her partnering up with a record company that put money into her, packaged her into this clown, like some modern day circus…and shit made fucking money…even as she got stupider and stupider…the retard audience loved ever move she made…and now she’s pretty much forgotten, still makes money, and still tries to get noticed because she has that taste and can’t accept that it’s over… I still like her ass… But maybe I’m just saying that because early on in her career, I got drunk at a party she was at, and fondled it without her realizing it, and kinda liked it. I tell this story every time I see her, because the fact that I fondled her ass and she didn’t notice, while in a thong and fishnets like this, is all I really ever liked about her…and all she was ever really good for…and other than this big ass…she’s the fucking worst…so take it in…for old time memories of places my hand has been… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nina Agdal Grabs Her Tit for a Magazine of the Day

I make fun of Nina Agdal for looking like she’s retarded retarded…I’m talking downs syndrome in a home retarded…and part of a work program where she gets paid a discount rate…filling some sort of affirmative action that 10 percent of your workforce needs to be disabled…otherwise you’re not an ethical company……but when she’s grabbing at her tit like some little porn slut about to take two dicks…her retardation disappears…and my love for her…and want and need to care for her is all that matters…

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Nina Agdal Grabs Her Tit for a Magazine of the Day

New York Fashion Week is Going On of the Day

In the event you care, the worlds top models are going to be walking down the runways in various states of undress for the next week at the biggest fashion event in the world…Ne York Fashion Week…and the amazing crew in the stepFORUM have been updating pictures from all the shows they come across…. So to stay Up To Date CLICK HERE I mean if aspiring model, who is trying to position herself hard as fuck and her retard face like Ireland Baldwin is there it must be awesome…right…(see top pic)… Here are a couple pics of her in a leotard to redeem herself…because I don’t hate her as much as her and her father hate me… FASHION WEEK

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New York Fashion Week is Going On of the Day

Failed Robbery of the Day

Sometimes plans don’t always work out, but you have to overcome them and adapt to the obstacles life throws your way, even if that obstacle being thrown, is your retard ass out of the window of the spot you are trying to rob. Idiots.

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This Ann Coulter Broad Again: Wicked Witch Of The GOP Calls Obama A “Retard”

We all know Ann Coulter stays out of pocket with her racist rants, and this time she opened that big mouth of her to call the President a “retard.” According to Huffington Post: Ann Coulter called President Obama a “retard” on Monday night. She made the remark on Twitter after the third and final presidential debate between Obama and Mitt Romney. “I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard,” she tweeted. Coulter was met with some backlash from people on Twitter, who called it “offensive and disrespectful” and asked her, “Are you out of your f-cking mind?” At the end of the debate, voters gave the victory to Obama. The showdown, according to pundits, was notable for how aggressively he attacked his rival and how much Romney seemed to agree with the president. SMH.

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This Ann Coulter Broad Again: Wicked Witch Of The GOP Calls Obama A “Retard”

Jennifer Aniston’s Weird Pregnant Smartwater Ad of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this, but I figured, Shit, Smartwater doesn’t pay me, why don’t I give them free exposure, cuz I like corporations fucking me up the ass, usually without a condom, all because they waved a clever little tactic in front of my retard face, like booking some old as fuck actress, in a belly shirt, showing off a fake pregnant belly…..marketing is so powerful…it’s like they’ve got me ball my fucking balls… Fuck you Smartwater and fuck you Jennifer Aniston for not giving up you 45 year old fuck.

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Lisa Rinna Sweaty Twat of the Day

I still don’t know what Lisa Rinna does…. Lisa Rinna , I mean other than POSING FOR PLAYBOY IN HER OLD AGE …. But I do know that her face pussy went through a face pussy reduction….and I also know that here she is sweating from her pussy pretty aggressively…at least I assume that is sweat….even though I know with her age, the sweating of her pussy is the least of her pussy concerns….partially cuz you know what she did to her upper lips…there is no way her lower lips came out unscathed….but more importantly….she’s old, menopausal and possibly drippy/soggy in the box….without even factoring in all the cock she’s likely had over the years….you know cuz you don’t get on websites with a wet pussy being a good, wholesome girl… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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Brooklyn Decker Half Naked in DT Magazine of the Day

I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out….. Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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