Katie Price isn’t dead…..even though she should be…. Here’s some pictures of her looking fucking ridiculous. Reminding us that she’s some trashcan piece of shit pushing 40 who could better spend her time raising her retard baby instead of acting like a fucking retard…There’s nothing hot about a bitch with stupid tits who acts like a gay man, who thinks pink flowers is glam, and who looks like this, it’s almost like she deserved the retard baby. For being the worst human possible. Karma.
I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge? She was some trash on MTV, who ended up doing Dancing with the Stars a week into her show being canceled, pretty much admitting ans securing any doubt that she was relevant, here to stay, or even a celebrity…but she did have fake tits, and apparently she still does as she rocks out on the beach with her mother, who we have all seen before in some drunken rant , trained her to be the cheesy, trashy whore she is, and who I can only is living vicariously through her, cuz that’s why she moved to California in the first place, it’s always why she insisted on getting her retard daughter fake tits, because she knew she needed them, as her retard brain wouldn’t allow her to survive…but tits are always a fucking meal ticket…and here they both are loving all the attention…while I love the fantasies it stirs up…even if I hate the bitch…. FOLLOW ME To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link
I don’t know if these pictures of Jessica Simpson crushing her man are becasue she’s so happy to finally have an opportunist commit to her she just can’t contain herself that she jumps on the motherfucker so that she crushes his legs and he never runs away – or if she doesn’t realize that she’s a hefty fucking bitch who weighs a lot more than she thinks she does – so she does cutsey things that cute girls can pull off, but are just scary when a tank does it – or maybe she’s just happy she found a dude who can lift her up without throwin’ out his back and she gets a kick out of it and keeps doing it on repeat like the retard that she is…But I guess none of that matters but what does matter is that she’s not wearing a bikini when all this goes down, cuz fat or not, I like to see all bitches half naked, it’s a fetish. Pics via Bauer
So this retard bus driver was taking a retarded girl home and decided he might as well get some sex from her cuz ever since he was younger and loved the show Life Goes On, he wanted to feel a Downs Syndrome pussy….and figued she probably doesn’t have real high standards you know, cuz she’s retarded, but his whole plan of seduction backfired when she pushed him off, cuz he crossed the line of appropriate cuz she wasn’t in the mood to give up her retard pussy…even though you’d think she was in the mood based on how often she masturbated in a given hour…I used to work in a retard home and playing with their your own genitals was the retard way of life… As I am concered all pussy is created equal..if it works then its worth fucking and if the bus driver wasn’t the bigger fucking retard in the situation he would have tried to get up inside someone more severely retarded who can’t talk and express themselves so that no one ever finds out about his hustle…. Either way, I think this dude was just doing community service, you know, make a girl feel like a sex object and not like a freak of nature and he deserves the key to the fucking city.
The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics… Pics via PacificCoastNews
Whitney Port has a little lookin pinhead of a head and I guess that may explain why she’s retarded, you know, not enough room for her brain to grow to its full potential or some shit, not that I know if she’s even retarded, I’ve never seen The Hills, I just know I hate it and I also know she gets paid big bucks to be on it, which is better than being a retard in life without getting paid and the whole thing just leads me to believe that maybe I’m the retard, despite my head being of normal size and from past experience most retards actually have really big fucking heads, so my logic is totally wrong, so maybe you should just look at her legs and masturbate, if you’re into skinny awkward lookin’ things.
