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Kate Beckinsale Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

Kate Beckinsale’s Amazing MILF Uniform

Here’s the amazing MILF Kate Beckinsale out the other day wearing a classic MILF outfit. The hot leggings, sneakers, off the shoulder sweater and expensive handbag have been a staple uniform among MILF’s for years. They look like they’re going to the gym, but can normally be found getting coffee with friends or spending their husband’s hard earned cash at small expensive boutiques. I love them. Warning! This outfit is remarkably similar to the standard fat chick uniform, all you have to do is replace the hand bag with a bag of chips or a cake and you’re there. Luckily fat chicks are easy to spot. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Kate Beckinsale Teases Us With Her Sexiness

I’m just assuming these pictures of Kate Beckinsale are from the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival , I couldn’t be bothered to find out because I would rather spend my time staring at her sexy leg peeking out of her evening gown. What a tease. This woman is just gorgeous, there are no two ways about it. Notice how I didn’t call her a girl or a chick? That’s because she’s far too classy to be referred to like that, she’s all woman and I want to treat her with the respect she deserves. Did I mention I want to make sweet hump to her? I blew it.

Meet Shiloh Fernandez

Boy, is now just the best time to be an actor in your twenties? So many roles! The latest one up for grabs was the male lead of the Amanda Seyfried thriller Girl with the Red Riding Hood , and it’s gone to Skateland star Shiloh Fernandez. The 25-year-old was once thisclose to being cast in Robert Pattinson’s role in Twilight , so it’s nice for director Catherine Hardwicke to give him another shot. Also, he has a tattoo on his ass . So, there’s that. [ THR ]

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Meet Shiloh Fernandez

Kate Beckinsale Has Seen Better Days

I wasn’t sure about this look Kate Beckinsale was sporting at the Conde Nast Traveler Hot List Party the other night, I was beginning to think she was losing some of her MILF status, but then I spent about eleven minutes studying them in the bathroom and I’ve changed my mind. Now I’m just a little sleepy. Who am I kidding? Kate’s been the queen MILF for a long time now and doesn’t seem to be letting up, and as my queen I would do anything to please her…. Anything. Call me.

Kesha Swimsuit Pictures

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest hipster dufus popstars, so this Kesha or Ke$ha or whatever the hell you want to call this chick is pretty new to me. The good news is that she’s hanging out in a swimsuit having a little trouble containing her boobs, which is always a treat. The bad news is that she’s uglier than a hatfull of assholes. Definitely not an attractive woman so here’s what I need you to do, have as many shots of Grand Marnier as you can handle and then come back and look at these pictures. Good luck.

Kate Beckinsale Was Made For Skinny Jeans

I make fun of hipster skinny jeans quite a bit, but it may just be that I wasn’t seeing them on the right chicks.

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Kate Beckinsale Was Made For Skinny Jeans

Kate Becksinsale With The Luckiest Man Alive

Here’s uber-MILF Kate Becksinsale out with the luckiest husband in America. God, I hate him.

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Kate Becksinsale With The Luckiest Man Alive

Kate Beckinsale In Hot Tight Leather Pants

My mom’s basement is in a pretty good neighborhood so I can see a lot of hot MILFs from my little window out walking their toy dogs, but not once have I seen one wearing sweet leather leggings.

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Kate Beckinsale In Hot Tight Leather Pants

Kate Beckinsale Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale the “ Sexiest Woman Alive ” for 2009. I’m not one to argue with hot lists because they’re bullshit and just cheap ploy to sell more issues, but isn’t she the Sexiest MILF Alive ? And wouldn’t that have been a better marketing strategy than some lame hot list

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Kate Beckinsale Is The Sexiest Woman Alive