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Look How Happy Miranda Kerr Is Knowing She’s Marrying A Billionaire!

So according to my sources, Miranda Kerr made this pre-wedding “detox” video for Vogue before she got married to the Snapchat dude, AKA the luckiest bastard in the entire world. And sure, she looks pretty relaxed in these shots, but you would too if you’d just realized you’d never have to work another minute in your life after your wedding. » view all 13 photos

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Demi Lovato’s Photo Proves That Boyfriend Cuddles With Your Dog Are The Best

Look at the photo that’s making Demi Lovato say “I’m the luckiest woman in the world.”

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Avril Lavigne Is Now A Cougar

To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bryana Holly Ass-umes Position

Warning: you’re going to want to make sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because these latest pictures of Bryana Holly are hot enough to cause an instant pants fire. Now, I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana on whether she’ll make me the luckiest blogger on Earth and agree to make a sex tape with me. Oh, and I guess marry me too, but until that day, it’s pictures like these that make all this waiting well worth it. Yow. » view all 12 photos

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Clover is the Babe of the Night

Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art

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Clover is the Babe of the Night

Clover is the Babe of the Night

Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art

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Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Disapppoint

Here are Vanessa Hudgens , Selena Gomez , Rachel Korine and Ashley Benson at the Venice Film Festival prompting “Spring Breakers” dressed like bunch of old Stepford Vives. WTF?! This movie is about young girls showing off their hot little bodies in bikinis, so where’s the slutty outfits? They just might have lost a movie ticket. I’m not impressed.

Sofia Vergara Swallows A Banana

Ay Carumba! Here is Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family performing fellatio on the luckiest banana ever. I bet she could take it all the way down. Actually, she’s halfway there and no sign of any gag reflex. Anyway, this image is going to stick with me for a very long time. I don’t know what is about girls putting things in their mouths that I find so sexy, but I’m just happy Sofia chose a banana!

‘Ugly Betty’ Actor Charged in Sword Killing

Filed under: Michael Brea , Celebrity Justice The ” Ugly Betty ” actor accused of killing his mother with a sword has been charged with 2nd degree murder and criminal possession of a weapon … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Michael Brea was taken into custody early Tuesday morning after… Read more

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Bristol & Mark — Lost in New York

Filed under: Bristol Palin , Mark Ballas , Dancing with the Stars ” Dancing with the Stars ” loser Bristol Palin was spotted hustling for whatever last morsel of good press she could muster up with partner Mark Ballas in NYC on Wednesday. Goodbye, BP. Read more

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