Hilary Duff is in a Swimsuit is the biggest thing you will see all day… Not just because she is showing off her thick, crossfit looking, mom of two body. Not because she is sturdy as fuck and looks like she could move heavy appliances on her own. Not because she has high muscle tone, and high testosterone, giving her a high sex drive that got her knocked up more than one…with different men…like some kind of irresponsible heathen at the Abortion clinic not sure which dude to notify cuz they all come in her. But because she’s Hilary Duff…and will always be relevant…because she’s Hilary Duff….and people grew up on her, like an old friend…on some vacation selfies that you’re jerking off to cuz you remember the glory days of when you were all young and you wanted to fuck her….it’s basically how people use social media with girls from highschool..only there for the vacation pics…but the celeb version and that alone is huge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you didn’t believe me when I said it yesterday, allow me to reiterate that lesbian period pieces are all the rage right now. The latest literary figure to get the biopic treatment is poet Emily Dickinson, played by Molly Shannon in the new film Wild Nights with Emily…. read more
Hannah Holman’s got a hole man…here’s her hole man… It is a hole she’s willing to spread out all over the internet for attention, to get noticed, to either be famous or to find a way to become an instagram model who doesn’t need to work due to brand deals… It is a hole that she gets off on you getting off on. All she needed was some stupid concept and a dude with instagram followers to bring it…to give her that fucking dream… Apparently, she’s an actual model: “The child of a schoolteacher mom and cattle rancher father. She was raised in a small (population approx 210) town of Leamington, Utah. she is the youngest of 4 children. She is skilled as a western horse rider, having helped her father for years. Holman was discovered at 15 at a shopping mall.” She has a wikipedia page….but actual models can be getting naked whores for attention too… The post Hannah Holman Naked and Painted On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister…. It’s a level of knowing they are inadequate…but have a good life…making for an interesting character full of desperation and despair…but all in an awesome setting. The post Stella Hudgens Living that Sister Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mariah Carey, like J.Lo, don’t know when to hang up their dancing shoes and sit out some of the opportunities that come their way, because they are egos, narcissists and fucking love money that at their point in their career, with their level of celebrity, is fucking easy to do…they just need to show up to wherever they are going…and fans…will go fucking nuts…but the problem is that with all that they have, all the opportunity they have, their vanity forces them to try to be hot…well into their 50s…and it’s weird. Big tits though. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mariah Carey Got Them Titties Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: DEREK HENKLE / Getty Jussie Smollett Pleads “Not Guilty” At Arraignment As previously reported, Jussie Smollett was indicted on 16 charges after Chicago PD accused him of staging his own attack back in January. The indictment reportedly includes a charge for each supposed lie Jussie told police —but the Empire actor maintains his innocence, as he pled “not guilty” PERIODT. According to The Hollywood Reporter … “Jussie Smollett entered a plea of not guilty on Thursday in a Chicago courtroom on charges he lied to police when he reported that he was the victim of a hate crime earlier this year. The Empire actor was initially charged with disorderly conduct via the class 4 felony false report allegation and later indicted on 16 felony counts for allegedly lying to authorities about an attack that took place in January wherein he claimed he was targeted by two Donald Trump supporters and beaten because he is African-American and homosexual. Just Jared states the actor will return to court on April 17. Meanwhile, Empire —Jussie included— has returned to television with its first new episode since his attack. Tune into FOX on Wednesdays at 8 p.m. ET. to watch him work.
It was Tristan Thompson’s birthday this week, but considering the way the Cleveland Cavs forward has alienated pretty much everyone in his life, we assume he celebrated in the company of a few strippers or his few teammates who aren’t too depressed to get off the couch because they play for the Cavs. Yes, Tristan turned 28 on Wednesday and Khloe Kardashian marked the occasion by throwing some glorious shade on Instagram. Khloe posted a list of personal reminders on her page the same day that Tristan blew out the candles while women with names like Shoshanna and Alizé cut the cake. It was the sort of meme that everyone’s Aunt Deborah posts on Facebook every day, but many fans feel there was a hidden meaning to Khloe’s list. In particular, the first and last items on the list caught a lot of people’s attention: “The past cannot be changed” and “What goes around, comes around.” If those nuggets of wisdom don’t sum up the lessons that Khloe learned from her time with Tristan, we don’t know what does. Compare that to this time last year, when Khloe went full-Hallmark all over Tristan’s ass in honor of his birthday. “To the happiest of birthdays, my love!” she wrote. “How special is this thing called life that we share together?! I am so blessed to be creating beautiful monumental memories with such a wonderful man! I hope this year brings you all that you dream of! You will forever be my always! I love you, baby!” It was either Shakespeare or Andre 3000 who said, “Forever? Forever, ever? For ever, ever?!” Anyway, there’s a pretty heavy cringe-factor on that post in any context, but in this case, is serves as a super sad reminder that Khloe was all-in on this relationship as recently as last year. Even after she learned that Tristan cheated while she was pregnant with his child, Khloe was still committed to making it work. It was only when Tristan was caught hooking up with Jordyn Woods that Khloe decided to finally pull the plug on this terminal relationship. Finding out your baby daddy is banging your little sister’s best friend will spur anyone to action. Thankfully, these days it seems that Khloe is well and truly done with Tristan. Of course, there’s one item on her list that has some fans concerned that she may flip-flop on that issue. Is “You only fail if you quit” a sign that Khloe’s not giving up on her relationship? For the sake of everyone involved, here’s hoping it’s not.
Source: Handout / Getty The mother of one of YNW Melly ‘s alleged murder victims is calling out the rapper after he and another suspect in the case entered not guilty pleas. Jana Thompson said that her son was close to the Florida rapper, who she says that she treated like a family member. TMZ reports : Jana Thompson tells TMZ … her son, Anthony Williams, loved YNW and the other suspect, Cortlen Henry, like brothers. She says, “We opened up our homes & our hearts to them.” Anthony is one of 2 men YNW and Henry allegedly killed … and Jana is, understandably, shell-shocked. She says the fact that they entered not guilty pleas “feels like another stab in the heart to myself & my family.” Jana adds, “It’s inconceivable that these very people are the ones responsible for this horrifying murder. I will not stand idle and will fight vehemently for justice!” YNW has a neck tattoo that reads “Jana” … it’s crystal clear in his mug shot. We’re told it’s a tribute to Mrs. Thompson and shows just how close he was to Anthony and his mother. Ms. Thompson has retained the services of a law firm and may file a civil lawsuit against Melly and Henry. Both men are facing first-degree murder charges . — Photo: Getty
