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Rihanna Compares Guts With Some Fat Dude

What the hell is this all about? I didn’t know that Rihanna was into fat old dudes, I thought she had a thing for other girls, had I known this I may have made my move on her. Not that I’m old or fat for that matter, but I’m willing to put on a few pounds if it means getting a piece of Rihanna . Maybe not in those stupid high waisted mom pants, but any other time. By the way, my move consists of offering a chick a few hundred dollars for some private time and hoping that she doesn’t have a sense of smell. You’d be surprised at how often it works. Call me.

Rihanna Topless But Covered

Clearly I’m only writing this post to try to get people to come to my site, I know that’s a dirty trick, but let’s be honest Rihanna and topless are some pretty good keywords. Sadly it seems to be a complete lie. Don’t worry, I fell for it too. I don’t understand why pictures like this even exist, why tease us by covering up the goods? These could have easily been called Rihanna hatless pictures and none of us would give a damn. I’m very disappointed in all of this.

Holly Madison Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t want to question the brilliant corporate minds over at Planet Hollywood , there’s a reason they have one of their restaurants thriving in pretty much every major city worldwide, wait that was in the nineties and they’ve gone bankrupt twice since then, but if I’m going to have Playboy playmate Holly Madison give us a mold of a couple of her body parts… It’s certainly not going to be her damn hands. Two soft, beautiful, squeezable parts come to mind immediately. Now that’s how you get people to eat your crappy food. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

I have to hand it to Kanye West, the guy is brilliant, I don’t mean as a musician or even as a human being, but brilliant because he just put out a video for his new song and decided to include a whole lot of Rihanna sideboob. Brilliant. I thought I’d steal his idea and post a few stills of Rihanna in a barely there top. She’s basically taped her breasts up for us and I thank her for it. The pictures don’t really do it justice, you can watch the entire video

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Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

I have to hand it to Kanye West, the guy is brilliant, I don’t mean as a musician or even as a human being, but brilliant because he just put out a video for his new song and decided to include a whole lot of Rihanna sideboob. Brilliant. I thought I’d steal his idea and post a few stills of Rihanna in a barely there top. She’s basically taped her breasts up for us and I thank her for it. The pictures don’t really do it justice, you can watch the entire video

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Rihanna Exposes Herself For Kanye

Rihanna’s Sweet Holiday Booty

These pictures of Rihanna’s sweet ass doing some Christmas shopping in tight leggings reminds me that I’ve got to head to the mall pretty soon. Not to do any shopping, Chia Obamas for everyone this year, but to stare at all the hot chicks in tight pants. They’re everywhere this time of year, spreading Christmas cheer on cheek at a time, and I love it. Anyhow, Rihanna knows what she’s doing trying on all those sexy high heels. I bet the salesman gives that booty a good deal. I know I would. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna’s Sweet Holiday Booty

These pictures of Rihanna’s sweet ass doing some Christmas shopping in tight leggings reminds me that I’ve got to head to the mall pretty soon. Not to do any shopping, Chia Obamas for everyone this year, but to stare at all the hot chicks in tight pants. They’re everywhere this time of year, spreading Christmas cheer on cheek at a time, and I love it. Anyhow, Rihanna knows what she’s doing trying on all those sexy high heels. I bet the salesman gives that booty a good deal. I know I would. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna’s Sweet Holiday Booty

These pictures of Rihanna’s sweet ass doing some Christmas shopping in tight leggings reminds me that I’ve got to head to the mall pretty soon. Not to do any shopping, Chia Obamas for everyone this year, but to stare at all the hot chicks in tight pants. They’re everywhere this time of year, spreading Christmas cheer on cheek at a time, and I love it. Anyhow, Rihanna knows what she’s doing trying on all those sexy high heels. I bet the salesman gives that booty a good deal. I know I would. more pictures of Rihanna here

Rihanna Gives Us A Tasty Peek

Here’s Rihanna in some photoshoot for Interview magazine looking pretty damn amazing if you ask me. I knew the chick was hot, but with all this photoshopping and airbrushing work done on her, she looks outstanding. Those legs look like they go on forever, I’d like to find out if they do. I may have to buy this magazine for my archives of hotties, it’s very extensive, I’m going to donate it to the Smithsonian when I die.

Hayden Panettiere Flashes Her Little Leg

I’m assuming that this is either a picture of Hayden Panettiere fooling with a camera that she decided to post on her Twitter or evidence discovered on a cameraphone against a stalker who got a little too close for comfort. Either way, I like it. I haven’t seen Hayden in a while so It’s nice to see her looking relaxed and well fed. Come on, that thigh looks like it could use a few deep knee bends that’s all. Anyhow, she’s still cute and I’d love to rub anti-cellulite cream all over that thing. Call me.