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This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants…. Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of… It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is… It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about… But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other…. Memories… That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe… Memories… HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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