Say it ain’t so, Kylie. Proving once again that money talks and medical science is totally lame, Kylie Jenner has become the latest member of the Kard clan to endorse the Waist Gang Society line of organ-squeezing undergarments. Kylie posted the above photo yesterday, with a caption reading; ” Just about to head out for a morning walk before my interviews and I love a little extra help. Thank you @premadonna87 and @waistgangsociety for my waist trainer I’m officially obsessed after seeing how bomb my sisters look. It also helps with my posture :). Get yours at whatsawaist.com ” The folks at WGS, must pony up some serious cash, because they’ve now claimed all of the Kardashian-Jenner gals except for Kendall, who: Would make for a ridiculous spokeswoman, as she could hula-hoop with a Cheerio, and Probably doesn’t want to put her modeling career at stake by associating herself with the worst celebrity BS trend since Scientology. Kim started the waist-training nonsense back in early 2015. Her sisters resisted as long as they could, but they’ve all caved recently. Khloe posted a waist training photo last week. Despite the predictable backlash from people who don’t think influential women with millions of young fans should be peddling at-home spleen-exploders, Kourtney posted a waist training pic of her own on Monday. Allows us to take this opportunity to remind you that waist training doesn’t work and may actually cause serious damage to your internal organs. Also, as a rule of thumb, you shouldn’t take health tips from people who are most famous for posting selfies and starring in sex tapes. View Slideshow: 18 Kylie Jenner Photos We Can Finally Show You Legally
At least for a few moments, Donald Trump has moved on from Mexicans and Megyn Kelly to focus on a problem truly threatening to bring America down: Oreos. Wait… what?!? Because parent company Nabisco has shipped jobs out of the country, Trump tells the latest issue of Rolling Stone that he’s dead serious is making America better, one deprived dessert item at a time. “I meant what I said: No more Oreos for Trump!” The Donald declares to the magazine. Trump also tells the publication that he’s “owned by the people,” meaning he’s financing his own campaign and is therefore not beholden to donors or lobbyists. Among other items touched on by the mocker of Asians : U-S-A! U-S-A! I’d renegotiate trade deals so that our country becomes rich again, and end deals where car manufacturers go to other countries. I’m gonna have them built right here. A Promise to the People: I’m no angel, but I’m gonna do right by them! All About the Benjamins: I make $400 to $600 million a year. Carly Fiorina: Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious? Ivanka Trump : Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father… What Will He Do About ISIS? We gotta waterboard ’em, don’t you agree? View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
Blake Shelton is single and very ready to mingle… … with Rihanna? The country music superstar, who divorced Miranda Lambert this summer in one of many high-profile splits, spoke to Access Hollywood this week about the very famous artist who will advise contestants on Season 9 of The Voice. “I was amazed by Rihanna. She is so funny and she’s crazy about me,” Shelton said. “We’ll probably end up hooking up at some point. I’m just saying.” Wow. That’s rather brazen of the singer to say, isn’t it? Shelton then doubled down on his statement, likely joking and adding: “I see a collaboration – maybe not musically. You know what I’m saying?” We sure do, Blake. But you best be careful when it comes to speaking on Rihanna’s love life. NBA player Matt Barnes is still regretting doing so after Rihanna put Barnes on major blast for lying about their relationship. Rihanna will advise Shelton and the other Voice coaches – Adam Levine, Gwen Stefani, and Pharrell Williams – on the upcoming nine season of this NBC competition. It kicks off on Monday, September 21 at 8/7c and it features another newly-single celebrity: Gwen Stefani filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale this summer. But she is yet to make any proclamation about hooking up with Rihanna. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces
The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens… I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice… I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club…. That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs… The post Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things… It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple… When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”… I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not.. Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
FLAUNT MAGAZINE is back…. I am not sure they ever went away, but I don’t remember hearing about them in the last couple of years and I guess I’m not the target market so what the fuck do I know, other than that their latest issue is coming at you harder than you’ll possibly cum to the pics they took of Beyonce… I assume that they are showing the world that they can be contenders in the “break the internet” movement that magazines have taken on with their photoshoots… Whether it’s Paper Magazine with Kim Kardashian’s fake ass balancing a Champagne glass, or Interview Magazine releasing facetime sexting pics of Miley pretty much masturbating, to everything in between…it’s kind of the way shit works now… Only this time, It’s Beyonce, who amazes me, not because I’m a gay dude waiting outside her concert screaming her name hoping she hears me because I feel she’s my spirit animal, and that ever since Say My Name…I’ve been saying her name…because I related to independent women… She amazes me because at 40, with child, she’s managed to make herself pretty much hotter than she’s ever been, which isn’t really that hot, but still competitive with her competion…Rihanna…who makes Jay Z…more money than Beyonce ever has…unless they sell their kid to the industry…which I assume they will because why not… So Beyonce should thank FLAUNT MAGAZINE for making her matter…even though according to Beyonce she’s always and will always matter, you get that? No I haven’t gone soft, I am always soft, and no, I don’t think Beyonce is ever hot and is always the worst….I’m just saying better than usually…looking on the bright side….she’s grabbing her mom tits in a pool… Check out FLAUNT for more pics…it’s a 500 page issue with a ton of people in it…. HERE The post Beyonce in Flaunt Magazine is as Hot as she Can Be of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every one except Stephen Colbert know that TV is dead, talk shows are dead, the only people watching that shit are old and in the habit of watching TV, because even kids who watch TV, don’t bother watching nightly programming, they just fucking binge or use the internet.. So nightly talk shows are more a vehicle to produce viral stunts with celebrities, because they still have access to celebrities, and if they are well executed they get spread the fuck around, making money on youtube for these people, because that’s what matters… The two players are redundant childhood schoolyard idiot Jimmmy “Giggles’ Fallon…and this Jimmy, who’s team emails me everyday and I just figured I’d link it, because Rihanna Impersonator with Tits is doing the rounds, singing about the biggest mistake I’ve ever made in my life…Clickbait.. Clickbait…will haunt my existence….forever…because I’ve known about it since the late 90s…in pushing internet traffic…but I never took that knowledge mainstream to make 100,000,000 or more off of it… Instead I come here and post barely celebs singing barely songs for youtube views..a video I had nothing to do with…just to write my angry caption to it… I’d rather be homeless. I didn’t watch this video…so if it’s bad…blame yourselves for clicking.. The post Rita Ora’s Clickbait Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious…. She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign…. But that fact though…seriously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO See her LEaving the Club CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Star Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna Part 2…or Rihanna Back-Up…or Rihanna’s Busty Body Double…or Rihanna Impersonator who will call you racist for comparing her to Rihanna, because she aspires to be Rihanna, but in breaking free from being seen as a Back-Up Rihanna, in case Rihanna dies of a drug overdose, like most people, needs to use racism to get out of being seen as Rihann, even though Rihanna sees her trying to be Rihanna too, it’s just that obvious…. She goes by Rita Ora…which rhyles with Rihanna, if said fast enough, and I guess it’s just part of her marketing, like fucking producers, label people, and wearing pasties under underwear, since her tits…these tits…are a huge part of her campaign…. But that fact though…seriously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO See her LEaving the Club CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Star Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Breaking Sports Video
