Get ready for hot women like Élodie Bouchez , Neve Campbell , Meg Chambers Steedle , Barbara Anne Moore , and Jaime Pressley to spill some bubbly and show their boobies.
Never before has the word “disrobe” been so literal! Count down the top 10 sexiest stars who dare to bare full frontals in an open robe. Naomi Watts , Maria Bello , and the rest of our raunchy robe-wearers will will turn your Snuggie into a tuggie.
I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors… So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you…. Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…
Here is a special treat for all of you Cochella lovers…
The Wizard is in…..
Coachella 2009
Among the many performances at the Coachella music festival, there was one act more disturbing and brutal than the rest. As hundreds of music fans looked on, three police officers beat down and repeatedly tasered a naked wizard who apparently wasn’t eager to throw a robe over his magic wand
The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the grass.
“It doesn’t have to stop,” the Naked Wizard says.
“I’ll tell you what,” the cop says. “You can have a great time — but you can have an even better time if you put your clothes on…Can I get them for you?”
The officer grabs the gown and tosses to the Naked Wizard, but he casts it away again. Then the cops put on their rubber gloves, and things get ugly.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Wacky & Weird , Fashion Police If you wear a bathrobe in public you are either Hugh Hefner … or insane.”Hangover” star Zach Galifianakis — who was NOT on a movie set — hit the streets of Manhattan on Wednesday, dressed to the nines in his finest toilet black tie.The ..
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