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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Does Baldness of the Day

Here is Rosie Huntington-Whitely continuing to remind you that there is hope for bald guys as long as they are millionaires celebrities…a goal that is really attainable for average bald men everywhere…but when jerking off you don’t have to be the loser in your fantasy…you do a good enough job at that in your everyday life….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bra For Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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Paz de la Huerta for S Moda of the Day

I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot in December’s GQ Russia

Rosie Huntington Whitely, the new, hotter, less cunty, more naked Megan Fox, for all you Scifi, transformer loving, RPG playing, Dragon and Wizard obsessed, virgin losers…is looking amazing in GQ Russia….you see cuz she was a model…who used to get topless for fashion to get noticed…and she got noticed… Teaching all you girls a valuable lesson – get topless – people will notice …sure you probably won’t get as far as Rosie Huntington, because you’re not hot enough….but you will still get noticed…and that’s good enough reason since that’s really all girls want out of life anyway….. Either way, This is almost a fashion shoot that you could jerk off to….which isn’t saying much…I’ve been jerking off to fashion and its softcore porno roots for decades….I’m fancy like that.

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely’s Leg of the Day

Here are some Glamour shots of model turend low level actor, better known as Megan Fox replacement, who spent her earlier career getting naked for money, unlike Megan Fox who was all ABC family, who got an ego for being hot and decided to never get naked…and I’m digging this old hollywood vibe, and you’re digging that she lets bald dudes, so long as they are billionaires, inside her…..but I’m not digging that I can’t see up her dress, you’d think any self- respecting fame hungry whore woulda played this out differently…but at least we have HER TOPLESS MODELING CAREER TO REFERENCE

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All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Maxim of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely was in Maxim and who really gives a fuck about this Victoria’s Secret model turned Transformers star, oh right every virgin loser comic book robot loving weirdo and bald man cuz she gives bald men hope even though her bald man is a multi millionaire, in shape and can have any pussy he really sets him mind to, while your bald head is just pathetic, broke, embarrassing and something that should make you feel insecure and inadequate. All this to say, Maxim sucks, they always try to sue me, mainly cuz I always ask why aren’t they bankrupt yet? Especially when other sites do this model thing NAKED

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Does Publicity From Behind of the Day

Bald man lover Rosie Huntington-Whitely, or as I like to call her “The Megan Fox Replacement”, dressed all back-showing and erotic to David Letterman, because she knows the reason people like her better than Megan Fox, and why she’s getting Megan Fox gigs, is cuz she’s not scared to get naked…a trait needed to get by in Hollywood today…something Megan Fox thought she was too good for…that in a few years from now you’ll see her retracting in a lucrative career in softcore porn…not to take attention away from Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the bald man loving slut, about to strick gold in the entertainment world, by making this about Megan Fox long after her decline into non-nude obscurity, cuz this bitches outfit needs to be appreciated and copied by every single girl on the streets, even the fat ones, cuz I want spotaneous erections everytime I leave my house, without having to look for them at the public pool…cuz that doesn’t make them spontaneous…even though I prefer Rosie Huntington-Whitely when she’s topless and in Panties in Video from before her “acting” career…

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The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring. I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres… Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care…. People’s Choice The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring. I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres… Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

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