This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.
Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.
Agnes Nabuurs is some model who I didn’t bother looking up because I was too busy laughing at her name….because it makes me feel like I’m doing baby talk…or like I’m some immigrant store clerk or the Swedish chef trying to say no beers….but she’s in her panties for Vogue Netherlands….which I doubt is as prestigious as any other Vogue…but it’s still fashion erotica and that is my porn…all classy, misleading, filled with fake artistic direction and trickery to make money off smut…genius.
Emmy Rossum is the worst….I only say that because she blocked me on twitter….but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work cuz she’s gets naked….and now that she’s been getting naked…she’s established a fan base…and is getting legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen… The moral of the story…don’t be scared to show your tits…cuz it can lead to a big movie deal….and if you need any advice just email them to me first…I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them….
Emmy Rossum is a really pretty Hollywood actress who looks like she is getting her needs catered to by her man in this video clip where she is getting her pussy rubbed Continue reading →
MTV News introduces magical characters played by Emmy Rossum, Alice Englert and Jeremy Irons. By Amy Wilkinson Jeremy Irons and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
Actress talks exclusively with MTV News about magical role in big-screen adaptation. By Amy Wilkinson Emmy Rossum on the set of “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: MTV News
Emmy Rossum is mean to me on social networking…and I don’t find that very nice…it is like these celebrities, who are pawns to people making more money than they are off of them, need to be sucked up to on the fucking regular, in order for them to ignore the fact that they are being exploited, and when an asshole like me calls a bitch out on being uninteresting, even average looking at best comes along, I get called a troll, kicked off the social network in question, left to fend for myself alone on the vast plains of the fucking internet…well fuck this cunt for being part of the evil that made me this way….LOLZ….or look at her pic of her in her sports bra instead… I’m more into seeing her protitute herself for a TV show cuz it was the only way she’d get on TV….you know GET NAKED OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL YOU WORTHLESS WHORE …..and being on TV is the only thing that validates her as a success….you know that makes people think she’s anything but average…so whoring out was worth it….clown faced bitch.
I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.
I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.