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Rotten Tuna: Megan Fox

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought the day would come that I would be featuring one of the greatest hotties of all time Megan Fox in one of my Rotten Tuna segments. This is a sad day at Hollywoodtuna, my penis is at half mast. Here she is out the other day in a serious period outfit, probably buying tampons, looking absolutely depressing. I don’t mean that she looks sad, I mean that she’s depressing me and my job is to look at hot chicks all day so that’s not an easy thing to do. She better make it up to me soon.

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Jessica Alba Wears Short Shorts…. Kinda

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that really short denim shorts are going to be all the rage this summer, which is pretty awesome if you ask me because the girls in my neighborhood like to wear high heels with everything, so the thought of Jessica Alba wearing a pair got my attention. Unfortunately things didn’t work out quite the way I had hoped. Yes technically she’s wearing short denim shorts, but these are acid washed and far too big on her, she looks like she stole them from some roller skating gay dude from the eighties. Poor guy’s probably freezing his balls off skating around town pantless carrying his boombox on his shoulder. Not cool Jessica. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Reese Witherspoon’s Wholesome Upskirt Pictures

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always said that Reese Witherspoon is far too wholesome to give us any nip slip or upskirt pictures, these shots of her getting out of an SUV in her little dress the other night prove me right. Not only does she manage to climb down out of her massive truck without giving us a peek up the old Witherspoon, but she somehow finds a way to contort her face into one of the most disgusting expressions I’ve ever seen on a lady…. Ever! Not cool.

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Rotten Tuna: Melanie Brown

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve done a lot of Rotten Tuna posts over the last few years but I think these take the Rotten Tuna cake. Here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Brown living up to her Scary Spice nickname with an absolutely rotten new haircut arriving at LAX the other day. What the hell is this sh#t all about? This better not have been on purpose, I hope that her hair got caught in some sort of dangerous heavy machinery and the only way to save herself was to chop it off. That’s the only reasonable explanation for doing this to yourself.

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Francia Raisa’s Sweet Latina Boobs

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like me, you probably don’t know anything about this Francia Raisa girl so I looked her up. I got bored pretty quickly, but from what I can tell skimming the paragraph about her she seems to be best known for playing a tough latina cheerleader. I happen to like latina cheerleaders, they have a hotter attitude than the gringas, so I thought I’d share some pictures of her at some event somewhere. Oh, and I also like boobs, which this chick has plenty of. Enjoy.

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Reese Witherspoon Pumps It

Posted on February 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon has always been a little too wholesome for my taste, she needs to sex it up a bit.

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Fergie’s Got Ass!

Posted on January 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are pictures of Fergie ’s ass filming some music video or something, it doesn’t really matter, it’s a celebrity ass in weird futuristic swim-wear/underwear. Fergie ’s face is pretty beat up so these could possibly be the best pictures I’ve ever seen of her, I think she may be on to something, she should always have her picture taken from behind…. Always, without exception

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Jessica Alba Pumps It

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really don’t know why, but I like watching hot women put gas in there cars.

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Jessica Alba Pumps It

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton–

Posted on January 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it’s time that Mischa Barton calls it a career. Enough is enough

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Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton–

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Fergie’s Plumber Cleavage Dress

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Fergie at the premiere of Nine last night flashing some confusing cleavage in her little black dress. That half moon cut out section is throwing me off, It’s like watching a plumber fix the sink, I don’t know whether to look away or throw pencils at it.

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