Ashley Wagner’s figure skating short program was hot but the judges scores left her cold. The 22-year-old American skater did a little shimmy with joy as she took her bows on the ice, confident her performance was excellent. But when she saw her score – a 63.10 – she couldn’t hide her disappointment. Like, at all. Wagner’s shocked face quickly became the Sochi Olympics version of McKayla Maroney’s “not impressed” face from the 2012 Summer Olympics. “Bullsh*t”, she mouthed to her teammates, although she later amended her statement to “To score that low was very disappointing to me,” when she spoke to reporters. The score put Wagner in fourth place but it was good enough to advance the U.S. to the next round, where they ended up with a bronze medal in team skating. I think she deserves a gold medal in awesome faces, in any case. Remember when McMayla Maroney wasn’t impressed either at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Check out the best of that meme in our sideshow: McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed! Open Slideshow 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. View As List 1. McKayla is Not Impressed! McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum. 2. McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the royal wedding. Like at all. 3. Not Impressed at Iwo Jima Not even the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima during WWII can impress McKayla. 4. The Grand Canyon National treasure? Eh. McKayla is not impressed by three million years of erosion. 5. Not Impressed with the Guys Seriously dudes. McKayla does not like what she sees here all that much. 6. Unimpressed with Kim and Kris’ Wedding McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Kim and Kris’ wedding. She had this pegged from the beginning! 7. McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling If Ryan Gosling calling her is not impressive, the girl drives a hard bargain! 8. Dwight Howard Trade McKayla is not impressed with the Lakers trading for Dwight Howard. 9. Not Impressed By Paris Hilton McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Paris Hilton’s DJ career. Or anything for that matter. 10. Safety School McKayla Maroney is not impressed by your acceptance letter to WSU. 11. McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding Clint Eastwood’s RNC speech did not impress McKayla Maroney. Few things do. 12. Not Impressed Meme McKayla and her teammates strike McKayla’s signature pose. 13. McKayla Maroney Pic McKayla Maroney, unimpressed in a leggy Twitpic! 14. President Obama and McKayla Maroney President Obama meets McKayla Maroney in this photo. And he’s not impressed. 15. McKayla Maroney Face McKayla Maroney makes her signature “not impressed” face on the Late Show with David Letterman August 14, 2012.
I had a dream about the Royal Family, it involved a lesbian sex tape between two sisters who the Royal family has let into their life because they were trying to diffuse the rumours that they are aliens sent to rule the world…rumours that I assume stem from Prince Charles’ ears. It’s my thing. Well this is Pippa’s ass…and I have no idea why I am posting it…but I think it has to do with her silly name, but more importantly the fact that the sister of the future queen must have serious jealousy issues. I know a girl who got molested by her dad and her sister hated her for it and had a complex cuz her dad didn’t molest her…she was the unmolested one, with the unmolested complex, proving that girls are competitive and always want to be the best…especially when it comes to sisters…making me think Pippa may be a wild one…on some kind of rebellious kick. TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE
Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are dating, sources confirm. And by sources, we mean our own eyes, as the couple was spotted holding hands! Here’s the model and former DWTS legend in the West Village in New York City: Kate Upton, Maksim Chmerkovskiy Amid rumors going around this summer that Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy were an item, the pair were spotted in July on a secretive dinner date. Looks like that date turned into something more. Or at least some more dates! Upton, 21, was just named 2013 Model of the Year (yes, that’s a thing) and covers this month’s special 100th-year anniversary Vanity Fair issue. Chmerkovskiy, 33, did not return to DWTS for the first time in 13 seasons. Maks said in announcing his long-anticipated exit from the ABC show that he wants to “explore other opportunities.” Presumably, he meant in a professional sense. Now that he’s exploring Kate Upton as well? Definitely has his hands full. NOTE : We sort of hate Maksim right now, albeit in a reverential way. NOTE : Just stick to the public hand-holding . We can’t handle more.
It may have taken another altercation with the paparazzi to get there, but Kanye West has landed in Paris. And photos of the rapper alongside baby mama Kim Kardashian make it look like he’s left all problems back in the United States. Kanye, of course, was held up leaving for the airport yesterday when he got into a big-time argument with a reporter who harassed him on the artist’s driveway. But West remained relatively calm and has since filed charges against the paparazzo for trespassing on his Hollywood Hills property. This confrontation came on the heels of West going after Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter after that comedian mocked the singer’s recent interview with BBC Radio. So it’s been a long few days for West, who left his daughter at home to spent time alone overseas with Kardashian. We’ve posted more photos of the smiling couple below, which include our best looks yet at Kim since she gave birth in July. Click on each for a larger version:
Alanis Morissette is being sued by a former nanny who alleges that the singer never paid her overtime or allowed her to take breaks during 12-hour shifts. Morissette, 39, and husband Mario “Souleye” Treadway have been sued by ex-employee Bianca Cambeiro, who filed the claims in court papers Thursday. Cambeiro cared for the couple’s son Ever, who turns three on Christmas of this year, 3-4 days a week. And boy, those 3-4 days a week were rough! Bianca says in court documents that she began working for Alanis Morissette in August 2011 at their Brentwood, Calif., home for the rate of $25 an hour. Sounds like a great gig, right? Not so much, Bianca says. Asked why she wasn’t being paid overtime, Alanis’ accountant allegedly said , “We don’t do that.” And her complaints don’t stop there by any means. Cambeiro claims she was prohibited from leaving the baby’s room while it was sleeping unless one of the parents or until the day shift nanny relieved her. According to the documents, the ex-nanny seeks no less than $100,000 for a list of reasons, including emotional distress, attorney fees and lost wages. As a non-exempt employee who worked over 10 hours a day, she claims she was legally entitled to a minimum of two 30-minute meal breaks each shift. Morissette’s camp has yet to respond to the lawsuit.
Young heir to the throne Prince George will be privately christened on October 23, when he is just over three months old, according to the royal family. The venue holds special significance, as the Chapel Royal at St. James’ Palace is where Princess Diana’s coffin lay before her Westminster Abbey funeral. Indeed, the BBC reports that the Henry VIII-built chapel is a very small space, which means the baptism will likely only be for close family and friends. George’s dad, Prince William, was christened at Buckingham Palace in 1982. The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Revered Justin Welby, will perform the christening of William and Kate Middleton ‘s first-born child next month. Prince George Christening Announced “I am delighted to be invited to conduct the baptism of His Royal Highness Prince George,” the Archbishop said in a statement after the event was confirmed. “It is a great privilege and honor and will without doubt be an occasion of immense joy and celebration. I am looking forward to welcoming him into the family of the church.” Born July 22, the royal baby will wear a copy of the lace and satin gown worn in 1841 by Queen Victoria’s oldest daughter, Victoria, to the christening. Whatever Kate Middleton wears will instantly sell out. One last British royal family fun fact: The last royal to be christened in the Chapel Royal was William’s cousin Princess Beatrice, in December 1988.
Naomi Campbell still got it. Naomi Campbell was spotted on the scene at Green House Restaurant and “The Face” Launch in NYC. She must be trying to show her ex-dirty doggin’ boo thang Vlad what he’s missing… No messed up hairlines in these picturesI Check out her steez below. Wenn/GSI
Naomi Campbell still got it. Naomi Campbell was spotted on the scene at Green House Restaurant and “The Face” Launch in NYC. She must be trying to show her ex-dirty doggin’ boo thang Vlad what he’s missing… No messed up hairlines in these picturesI Check out her steez below. Wenn/GSI
They may have have won Best Song of the Summer at the MTV Video Music Awards, but the celebration was short-lived for One Direction last night. The British boy band was actually booed on stage. But at least the insulting reception from the crowd in Brooklyn resulted in a cool backstage meeting for Harry Style (who was himself told to STFU up by Taylor Swift ) and company, as Lady Gaga actually made a point to seek them out and offer her support. “I just want to tell you that you deserve every bit of success that you have,” Gaga tells One Direction in the following video. It’s pretty cool. Watch now to hear the entire exchange: Lady Gaga Comforts One Direction
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