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Prince Harry: Getting Engaged to Cressida Bonas?

Prince George’s uncle, Prince Harry, is reportedly planning to pop the question to his girlfriend of 18 months, Cressida Bonas, according to reports. Royal insiders have revealed that Harry has been talking about getting engaged to “Cress” and joking that it could be “any day” now … supposedly. Prince Harry Proposing to Cressida Bonas? A palace source said that people close to the couple predict an engagement by late 2013 and a Spring 2014 wedding. If so, not wasting any time! Another insider said that while an engagement may not be as imminent, Cressida Bonas is “the one” and the royal helicopter pilot is very close to her. The source says that people have heard Harry talking about how special Bonas is and getting married to her, even if outwardly he doesn’t show it. The little brother of Prince William and brother-in-law of Kate Middleton takes everything light-heartedly, but everyone knows what his true feelings are. Royal Wedding Redux in 2014? Stay tuned, THGers!

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Dislocates Her Jaw While Trying To Eat Triple-Patty Burger

This makes no damn sense. Woman Dislocates Jaw While Trying To Eat Burger According to Mail Online A woman bit off more than she could chew at a burger restaurant and was left nursing a dislocated jaw. Nicola Peate’s jaw locked while she was eating the triple-patty ‘Kids in America Burger’ at Almost Famous in Liverpool. Colleagues laughed it off when the incident first happened during a work night out on and after fiance Neil finished the remainder of the burger, the pair made their way home – oblivious to the seriousness of the injury. But by the time Nicola, 25, arrived at work the next day, the pain had become unbearable. She said: ‘I didn’t think I’d dislocated it – you don’t expect it to happen eating a burger. ‘But I tried to eat it with a knife and fork and couldn’t. I couldn’t open my mouth fully. ‘It felt like I had cramp in my tongue, then I started to get an ear ache and a headache. ‘The next morning I woke up and felt really, really ill. The whole side of my head was hurting. ‘Then it started to feel like it was in my jaw and I knew I’d dislocated it.’ An x ray in the Emergency Department at the Royal Liverpool Hospital confirmed Nicola’s fears and a doctor quickly manipulated her jaw back into place using his thumbs. ‘The minute it went back in it was like turning a tap off in my head,’ Nicola remembered. ‘All the tension just went.’ Nicola has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (EDS), which means she has hyper-flexible joints that are unstable and therefore prone to dislocation, so she has visited many hospitals over the years. The clinical director of the Royal’s Emergency Department Kathryn Clark said: ‘Thankfully, incidents such as this are rare but our staff are very experienced in diagnosing and correcting dislocations. ‘I hope that in future, she takes more care when eating over-sized burgers. ‘If food is too large, we would recommend cutting it into more manageable chunks, particularly if you have Elhers-danlos syndrome.’ A spokeswoman for Almost Famous invited Nicola to enjoy a burger on them – complete with an emergency kit including cutlery and painkillers should she need it. She said: While it’s something that people joke about quite often, this is definitely the first instance of jaw dislocation as a result of an Almost Famous burger we’ve ever heard of.’ They should have left her jaw broke for being so stupid.

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Elmore Leonard Dies; Acclaimed Writer was 87

Elmore Leonard, the beloved writer behind numerous books and short stories that have been turned into Hollywood fare, passed away today at his home in Detroit. He was 87 years old. The author suffered a stroke three weeks ago and his death was confirmed this morning by his researcher via the following Facebook message: “The post I dreaded to write, and you dreaded to read. Elmore passed away at 7:15 this morning from complications from his stroke.” “He was at home surrounded by his loving family.” Among Elmore Leonard’s writings that have been turned into television shows or movies are: Out of Sight , Be Cool , 3:10 to Yuma and Justified . Leonard was born in New Orleans but has resided in Detroit for the past 34 years. We send our condolences to his friends and family members.

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Tennessee Woman Stuffs Puppy in Shirt, Steals Animal from Pet Store

A couple in Murfreesboro, Tennessee were arrested this week after stealing a puppy from a pet store in one of this summer’s least stealthy crimes. As seen in the following video, the woman simply stuffs the dog – a rare Pekingese valued at $750 – in her shirt and walks away, seemingly unaware of the surveillance camera trailing her every move. Watch now: Tennessee Woman Steals Puppy Once footage of the burglary hit local news, a police officer recognized the woman at his next door neighbor and swooped in for the easy arrest. The puppy has since been returned unharmed and the two juveniles were taken into custody. They will likely face felony charges.

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Chris Brown: Listening to Alanis Morissette to Combat Depression!

Chris Brown is allegedly listening to Alanis Morissette for the purposes of combating depression. Karrueche Tran is said to have gotten him hooked on the artist! The 24-year-old might need all the help he can get. Brown suffered a seizure earlier this month that his rep blamed on non-stop negativity surrounding the star, then just nixed four shows in Canada. The reason? Personal and health issues. Moreover, he was just slapped with 1,000 more hours of community service at an upsetting court hearing. No wonder he needs to clear his head. You live, you learn, Chris?! “He tried something different: He started meditating for a minute and listened to Alanis Morissette,” a source close to the oft-troubled artist says. “That song she got, ‘That I Would Be Good,’ he had that on all f–king day, listening to it in his headphones. [It was if] she were speaking directly to him.” It seems like an odd choice, but Chris Brown “likes all types” of music, and it’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran who turned him on to Alanis. “He listens to everything … music is music,” the source adds. “Everything got a message in it. Karrueche told him to peep it out and he did. That’s all he’s been listening to. He’ll try anything to get out of this f–ked up depressed mode.” “He has to do a bunch of hours that he already did, he ain’t really feeling all too good, and on top of all that he had to cancel his shows in Canada … he’s stressed out.” “He wants all this s–t behind him and quick,” the source says . “It’s all just too much stress for him. He’s too young to be having all this in his life.” If only he could have done anything to curtail it.

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Miley Cyrus Longs for Long Hair

Miley Cyrus has a secret and she can no longer keep it: The singer actually does not love her short hair. “I’m secretly tugging on it every night,” Cyrus tells Kelly Osbourne as part of the same interview in which she explains puberty . Miley Cyrus Hates Her Hair Still, the 20-year old star is proud to have started a trend and to be someone to whom other short-haired individuals can look up. “[Being] on the cover of Maxim and having short hair, I feel like I’m speaking on behalf of girls everywhere, breaking this stereotype,” she said, quick to add that she loves a “good weave” and that we may soon see her with extensions once again. We may also see Miley Twerking… everywhere , as a new Meme is making the round that depicts this celebrity doing her booty-shaking dance at the Royal Wedding and on the set of Good Morning America , among other well-known locales. Expect to hear A LOT more from Cyrus in the weeks and months leading up to her new album release on October 8.

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Prince George Photos: Royal Baby, Family Cuteness Revealed!

Now almost a month old, his Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge, a.k.a. the Royal Baby, is back for a second round of pictures. The Royal Baby photos released one day after his birth July 22 were very special, but the world has eagerly awaited more ever since. Now the wait is over. And it was worth it. Here’s young George with his glowing, proud parents: Aww. Honestly, what’s not to love about this couple and their new addition? Prince William and Kate Middleton may not be getting a lot of sleep, but you wouldn’t know it from this shot of the happy couple with their little son. Follow the jump for a second family photo, featuring their dog Lupo! Oh, and that’s Tilly, a retriever and Middleton family pet, on the left. Eschewing a formal shoot with a professional photographer, the royals’ latest pics were taken in early August by none other than Kate’s father, Michael Middleton. The location? His home in Bucklebury, Berkshire, UK. “William and Catherine wanted to release photos that are more natural and personable, something more intimate,” a Palace aide says of the shots. Kate is looking especially radiant in a fuchsia knot front maternity dress by Seraphine as she holds little George, who was “very peaceful” during the shoot. From the sound of it, that’s not exactly a given with him. William said in his first interview since becoming a dad that the “rascal” isn’t sleeping too much, but that Kate Middleton is ” doing a fantastic job .” We have little doubt. Congrats again, Will and Kate!

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Pippa Middleton: SO Excited to Be an Aunt!

Pippa Middleton is SO excited to be an aunt to the Royal Baby. In the wake of Prince George’s arrival into the world Monday, Kate Middleton ‘s younger sister has expressed her joy over the newest family member. Pippa, according to People , has already met the three-day-old, is “very excited about my sister’s baby” and “so happy to be an aunt, as I love kids.” She and boyfriend Nico Jackson reportedly met the bundle of joy at Kensington Palace after he and his parents left the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s Hospital. Pippa Middleton isn’t the first family member to meet the royal baby. Earlier that day, Kate and Pippa’s parents Carole and Michael Middleton stopped by. “They’re both doing well,” Carole said. “We’re so thrilled.” Now all we need is for Pippa and Prince Harry to get together and make some royal babies of their own to expand this magnificent gene pool. Just kidding. Kind of. Not really. No offense, Nico.

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