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Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day

More of a slight pussy wave than a full on pussy dance but still a pussy dance.. For those of you who don’t know what a pussy dance is, it’s an instagram movement that girls are doing everywhere…where they lead with their pussy… I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters, you may end up fucking this weekend at the trailer park, you know those late nights in the pool with one too many rum and cokes… step 1 – PANTS OFF step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE… All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….someone needs to make the Gangnam Style song to go with the pussy dance…that person should be me…TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Back at it with the Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Samperi Topless of the Day

Megan Samperi is topless.. I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form. You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail… I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Samperi Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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