Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex noises as they flash their panties skirts…as well as when they are in bikinis. Maria Sharapova is one of the best their ever was in terms of hotness, and this is coming from a man who masturbates in the stands at tennis matches, as it is the only sport I like watching…and seeing these pics of her in a bikini bring me hope of a better tomorrow in this miserable world we live in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I try not to follow much reality TV unless it involves busty Brits or fighting over storage lockers, so I can’t say I know a whole lot about some model competition show called The Face . But I do know that Russian model Kira Dikhtyar here is on it, and between the lingerie pictures last time and now these shots of her at the beach developing a serious case of nipple-itis, she should obviously be the clear frontrunner. At least if they’re judging by who gives me the biggest pants fire. Actually, that’s not a half bad idea for a new reality show. Photos: PacificCoastNews
No, the biggest asshole in the public bathroom is not my wife, who let me tell you, has a massive asshole, as you’d expect based on her weight and the amount she eats…and I don’t mean the guy installing cameras to film teen girls peeing…I mean this piece of shit, who is actually less shit and more urine, who hoses down the fucking bathroom with his piss, like he was raised in a fucking barn, because let’s face it, based on the look of the public bathroom he doesn’t seem so classy, regal, or demure… I don’t know why this video offends me, I am don’t work as a clerk or cleaner who has to clean it, and I have a friend who used to piss in staircases in hotels, office buildings, and on girls…it’s not that big of a deal…but it’s bad. If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t….here’s a Russian Vacuum truck sucking Or maybe you like Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade’s Crime Stoppers hotline, and ex-Police Chief, was sentenced on Friday to 14 days in jail for contempt for swallowing the paper to keep a tipster anonymous in a cocaine possession case…. Or maybe you want to see a drunk guy get run the fuck over…it’s crazy…
Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.
So, Brandon Howard says he is Michael Jackson’s secret son. He claims he has, and will reveal, hard DNA evidence to prove this bombshell claim as well. The 31-year-old is the son of Miki Howard, who Michael’s father Joe Jackson used to represent back in the ’80s. So he does have history with the family. Brandon claims that Michael Jackson met his mother, Miki, in 1982 and got her pregnant fairly quickly. He certainly didn’t come forward quickly, however. Why now? Brandon Howard claims that he’s only recently acquired the DNA evidence, which he purports to be from an old orthodontic device Michael used to wear. We can’t imagine how he came across that, nor do we want to know, but he insists the DNA test results are a match, and he will reveal the results today. At FilmOn (dot) com. That doesn’t reek of a gigantic publicity stunt or anything. Not that he necessarily cares as long as he gets his 15 minutes of fame with this Hail Mary pass. Which has to be what this is, right?! Celebrity Siblings Open Slideshow 1. Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson Michael Jackson’s three children – progeny of the most famous member of a very large group of siblings – have become celebrities themselves. View As List 1. Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson Michael Jackson’s three children – progeny of the most famous member of a very large group of siblings – have become celebrities themselves. 2. Candace and Kirk Cameron Child stars and siblings you might not have realized were related. 3. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Obviously, the first family of reality TV is packed with sisters. 4. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Two sets of them, even! 5. Kate and Pippa Middleton The Middleton family has some good genes. 6. Prince William and Prince Harry Two princes. One red head of hair. 7. Chris and Liam Hemsworth Double the hotness! 8. Willie, Jase, Jep and Alan Robertson Willie, Jase, Jep and Alan Robertson star on Duck Dynasty, along with parents Phil and Kay and their own kids … of who there are a lot! 9. Zooey and Emily Deschanel Zooey (New Girl) and Emily Deschanel (Bones) both star on Fox shows! 10. Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears Britney Spears and little sister Jamie Lynn are the daughters of … Jamie and Lynn Spears. 11. Miley, Noah and Trace Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ siblings are lesser-known, but still a big part of her life. 12. Ray J and Brandy Did you know they were brother and sister? 13. Paris and Nicky Hilton Sisters Paris and Nicky Hilton (as seen with Terry Richardson, no relation) have always been tight. 14. Kevin, Nick and Joe Jonas The Jonas Brothers need no introduction. 15. Beyonce and Solange Knowles Beyonce’s little sister Solange Knowles is also a singer. 16. Lindsay and Ali Lohan Poor Ali. 17. Dakota and Elle Fanning Not sure if we see any resemblance … 18. Ben and Casey Affleck Ben Affleck’s brother Casey is a successful actor and director in his own right. 19. Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Remember when they were big?! 20. Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal make for one talented pair of sibs! 21. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are also the younger sisters of a third Olsen, Elizabeth. He also states he’s going to go after some of the family’s money, although Michael’s estate lawyer claims that they’ve never heard of Brandon before. The lawyer also added, not unlike the Wade Robson molestation claims , that “Any deadline for claiming to be Michael’s child has long since passed.” This is not the first outrageous Michael Jackson paternity allegation to make tabloid news. Nor will it be the last, we’re guessing. Remember Omer Bhatti ? Or the rumor that MJ is not the biological father of Prince, Blanket OR Paris Jackson and that Arnold Klein, Macaulay Culkin or others did the honors? So many secret sons and parents. So little shame.
Liz Wahl, an anchor on state-funded Russia Today, shocked viewers last night when she took a stand against President Vladimir Putin… by resigning on air! “I cannot be part of a network funded by the Russian government that whitewashes the actions of Putin,” Wahl said at the end of her broadcast, following a discussion of the “ethical and moral challenges” she has faced on the Russia Today team. Liz Wahl Resigns from Russia Today Wahl hails from a family who escaped Soviet rule during the 1956 Hungarian revolution and is the daughter of a U.S. veteran. “I’m proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth,” Wahl said. “And that is why, after this newscast, I’m resigning.” In a statement, Russia Today referred to Wahl’s move as a “self-promotional stunt,” an accusation she denied when later speaking with Anderson Cooper. Wahl said the concept that she did this “for personal gain … couldn’t be farther from the truth.” She added that she’d “hesitated to speak on this for a while for fear of repercussion,” but chose to finally act due to belief “the propagandist nature of RT (had come) out in full force” over its coverage of the Ukraine crisis. “RT is not about the truth; it’s about promoting a Putinist agenda,” Wahl told CNN. “And I can tell you firsthand, it’s about bashing America.”
Here’s a hot shoot of Olga Kurylenko for some Russian Magazine, making me assume these pictures were taken for another magazine a bunch of years ago, but are just being re-used lby Russia, like they were a pair of Levis Jeans, or Michael Jackson back in the 80s. You know always 10 years behind thanks the the iron curtain of communism… You know, take old pics of a Russian who escaped Russia and show them to Russia, to let them know there is hope, that if you sign up to the right mail order bride agency, you too can be fee and glamourous like this babe…
I don’t know if this would be considered a shitty part of being a toll booth operator’s job, you know trying to avoid getting killed by crazed highway drivers, or the peak of a toll booth operator’s job, you know being put out of your misery, because you and I both know girls never say “I’d love to find myself a toll booth operator to fuck”…but it is safe to say…no one cares about the toll booth operator…and here’s one who isn’t having a very good day.. If you don’t like that – here’s a car their getting his ass kicked…literally…
Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls… TO SEE BONUS PAPARAZZI PICS LOOKIN DOWN HER SHIRT CLICK HERE
Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model out there. I don’t know if communism killed off all the shitty russian girls, and that we are only left with gold…or if communism created some kind of genetic modification in a lab to have only babes part of their citizenship…but I do know Russian girls are awesome, and this one is top of the food chain…thanks to some strategy and Russian spy tactics…I am a fan…of these ass pics from instagram..shit…I’d eat her shit…just to get that close to where it anal squirted out of…
