I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.
Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated…. But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again…. Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny. TO SEE THE MORE KATY PERRY TIT AT THE GRAMMY’s FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity…. You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself. TO SEE MORE RIHANNA NIPPLE IN A HOT DRESS AT THE GRAMMYS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to shower her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits for TV….and now she’s forced to do photoshoots for Russian magazines…like she is Hasselhoff after his Knight Rider show….forced to be a popstar in germany….only with more billionaires per capita to bed her…she’s a babe….here are the pics.
Valentina Shaposhnik is what I assume is a Russian Glamour Model, something I didn’t know existed before today, but I guess should have known existed, because a Glamour model is really just a chick with big old tits, often times new tits, who poses for the same magazine over and over again…..cuz after googling her…cuz I’m an investigative journalist…I found that she’s done at least 5 shoots for XXL RUssia before…representing their lack of effort and creativity, despite her being a total standard looking babe I would always look at naked, because Russia is filled with babes who would be willing to do this, and who I’d be willing to look at doing this, cuz based on the mail order bride sites I browse looking for a replacement to my beater, I’ve found so much gold….but I guess why kill a good thing off…especially when she’s probably dating the publisher….who insists use my girl…or you’re all fucking fired…that’s usually how these things work..
Lena Katina was part of the Russian super-group T.A.T.U…that you may remember from this video: I thought they were a gang of Lesbians celebrating the fact that they were barely affected by communism cuz they are too young to remember the bread lines…and experienced crazy level of freedom as everyone lost their shit as the iron curtain fell and they were only 3 years old… I woulda liked the story better with more escaping, sex trade, sleaze, murder and deception….but you know what…her massive tits…that may or may not be lesbian….for Maxim Russia…kinda make it all okay… I wonder if I was breast fed as a child…cuz this tit obsession is unnatural.
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..but I guess all that is irrelevant…cuz Magdalena Frackowiak may not even be Russian at all, I am just too lazy to google her, and more into pointing out that she’s pretty decent looking….it’s new years eve, I’m drinking, why are you on a computer….freak. That said, I think this is for H&M or some shit….
I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom…. I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.
I’m one of those guys who love dogs more than people, however, I also love supermodels. They are a very unique breed. So when I found out that Irina Shayk was at the ASPCA’s Adoption Center, I was wondering how I can go about rescuing her. I know she’s Russian and there’d be a language barrier between us, but I’m willing to put in the effort to train and teach her commands like sit, lie down, stay, suck so that she’d make a great pet.
Biography for Valentina Zelyaeva Born October 11, 1982 (age 30) Moscow, Soviet Union Ethnicity Russian Height 5 ft 9.5 in (1.77 m) Hair color Blonde Eye color Green Measurements 33.5-24-35.5 (US), 85-61-90 (EU) Dress size 4 (US) Website valzelyaeva.com Valentina Zelyaeva (Zeliaeva) (b. October 11, 1982 in Moscow, Soviet Union) is a Russian model who has appeared on the cover of Spanish, Chinese, Greek, and Mexican editions of Vogue. Valentina has been featured in print advertisements f
