Here’s Carmen Electra performing at Gay Pride Toronto 2013. I feel bad for Carmen because even though she’s wearing a super hot outfit, I don’t think it will be enough to distract the audience from her terrible music. I’m not sure if you’ve heard her song “I Like It Loud” (see video below), but I think the only way for me to personally enjoy it, would be for Carmen to perform it naked in front of me. Hmm… I wonder if she does private sessions? I’d pay for that!
If I ran a fashion show, I’d never invite Salma Hayek , because how’s anybody supposed to keep their eyes on the runway with funbags like that around? Anyway, I know Salma’s getting up there these days, so thank God for that cleavage, because her face is looking pretty tired. I think Salma ought to go for a jog or something, watching those things bounce always seems to perk me up. Hey, it’s worth a try at least. Just make sure to bring a camera crew along, you know, for posterity or whatever. Photos: Fameflynet
It’s been a long, HARD journey to the championship in Mr. Skin’s Whack-it Bracket , full of upsets and SKINtense competition. Now the votes have been counted, and after five rounds of foxy fights, we have a winner. Congratulations to Whack-It Bracket champion Salma Hayek ! See pics after the jump!
Let’s not bother talking about how Alexa Vega went from 13-year-old Spy Kid in 2001 to a hot hitwoman wearing only a bra and chaps in the forthcoming Machete Kills in the blink of an eye (yes, you’re old, and that was over a decade ago). Or that Robert Rodriguez , who directed the 24-year-old Vega through adolescence into her teen years in three Spy Kids pics, is probably not pervy at all despite casting his former child actress as a sexy body-baring femme fatale in his tongue-in-cheek action sequel. If anything it’s you and I who are the pervs, sitting here unable to stop our brains from instantly juxtaposing this first-look image at Vega (via Vega’s Twitter account ) as Killjoy in Machete Kills with fuzzy memories of her from those bygone Spy Kids days. (It’s even worse if you remember Vega’s first film role, as Icebox’s cousin Priscilla in Little Giants . ) Nooooooo ! MAKE IT STOP, ROBERT RODRIGUEZ!!! The thing is, any child actress growing up in the business has to deal with this sort of thing at one point or another, and Vega has been steadily working in the indie world for a good decade-plus. Why shouldn’t she get to flaunt it? It’s the association with Rodriguez that gets that cognitive dissonance firing, but I suppose that might only help her performance as a Rodriguez Femme Fatale a la Salma Hayek , Michelle Rodriguez , Rose McGowan , and Jessica Alba – the kind of screen siren whose sultry sensuality is her most lethal weapon, aside from her actual lethal weapons which in this case appear to include guns and cars on fire. Hats off to Rodriguez for going there, I guess. If you need me I’ll be in the corner wrapping my brain around this madness, watching the internet explode in “Alexa Vega Is All Grown Up, WINK WINK HEHE” headlines. [via @ AlexaVega ]
So I don’t know about you, but I didn’t know TV Guide was even still around. Probably because I’m not 90-years-old and figured out how to find TV listings on the Internet a decade ago. But hey, the magazine decided to do a photoshoot with my new favorite cutie, Nina Dobrev , so they’ve obviously got good taste. If they want to get the kids back into TV Guide though, this just isn’t going to cut it. Luckily, I’ve got a few ideas to kick this photoshoot up a notch: add a couple of Nina’s hot friends, bikinis, and jello wrestling. No need to thank me, just make it happen. Related Articles: Nina Dobrev’s Super Cute Cleavage Attempt Nina Dobrev Is Super Cuteg Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely
You know, I’ve been doing a l0t of posts on Sophia Bush lately, even though I don’t think I could tell you the name of a single movie she’s been in. But when has that stopped me before? As long as Sophia keeps rocking short skirts like this, or see-through tops , she’s always going to have a place here on Hollywood Tuna. That said, if she wants to ensure we keep this good thing we have going, I wouldn’t say no to a few personalized self-shots. Email me. Related Articles: Sophia Bush Works It Good In Leggings Sophia Bush Greets A Lucky Pooch Salma Hayek Brings Her Cleavage To Letterman Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are HUGE! Photos: PacificCoastNews
Nude in theaters, you’ll be locked in an upright position when The League ‘s Nadine Velazquez makes her full frontal debut in Flight . Plus, Salma Hayek will turn your Americano into a cafe con leche with an astoundingly sexy stripping scene, and French porn babe Rebecca Lord leads the cast of the real-sex spectacular Infidelity: Sex Stories 2 . Infidelity? More like SKINfidelity!
Here’s Dancing With The Stars ‘ ballroom dancer Kristina Rihanoff , showing her support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It’s nice to see Kristina supporting a good cause. And wouldn’t you know it, apparently we have something in common. We should meet up and discuss our mutual interest, maybe over dinner. Call me, Kristina. And there’s no need to change first, you look perfect. Related Articles: Sophia Bush Works It Good In Leggings Sophia Bush Greets A Lucky Pooch Salma Hayek Brings Her Cleavage To Letterman Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are HUGE! Photos: FameFlynet
Blake Lively always seems to bring the goods — and by goods, I mean cleavage. So it’s nice to see that hasn’t changed now that she’s a married woman. Here she is at a celebration for Chanel Fine Jewelry’s 80th anniversary, and I guess Blake’s probably showing off her ring. To be honest though, my eyes haven’t made it that far down yet. Give me a minute. I’ll get there eventually. » view all 30 photos Related Articles: Blake Lively Forgets Her Pants Blake Lively’s Got Legs Part 2 Blake Lively’s Hotness Likes To Party More Blake Lively Nude Pictures? Photos: WENN.com
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