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Dirty Dog Diaries: Supermodel Linda Evangelista’s Son Is The Love Child Of Salma Hayek’s Billionaire Hubby!!!

The Sperminator ain’t the only baller with “outside kids!” It has been revealed that the very banging Salma Hayek has a hubby, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, who knocked up Linda Evangelista at the same time that he got her pregnant with their daughter Valentina. SHOCKING!!! Guess this guy doesn’t believe in rubbers. Here’s the details: The father of supermodel Linda Evangelista’s 4-year-old boy is none other than billionaire Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault — who just happens to be the husband of actress Salma Hayek, The Post has learned. Despite Evangelista’s rep denying Pinault’s paternity when confronted with it by The Post’s Page Six back in October 2007, the Victoria’s Secret stunner came to court yesterday in hopes of hashing out a support agreement with Pinault, the father of the boy, Augustin James. The Manhattan magistrate’s court action confirms that the two-timing Pinault — CEO of the $28 billion conglomerate that owns Gucci, Bottega Veneta and Yves St. Laurent — is the daddy to two 4-year-olds by different world-famous beauties. One is Valentina, acknowledged and cared for by her parents, Pinault and Hayek, who jet between France, New York and LA. The other is Evangelista’s boy, unacknowledged by both the mogul and his actress wife, who has repeatedly insisted in interviews that Pinault has only three children — Valentina and two from his previous marriage to his first wife. Evangelista, 46, herself has zealously guarded the love child’s paternity, even lying to protect Pinault. A year after “Augie’s” birth, she was claiming in interviews that the father was “a New York architect.” He rep at DNA Model Management, Didier Fernandez, called the Pinault paternity rumor “untrue” when confronted with it by Page Six in 2007. Yesterday was the model’s third or fourth trip to Family Court, and no agreement was reached, making a fall support trial looking likely, according to a court source. Evangelista left glumly without commenting to a reporter. Pinault, 49, was a no-show, but that was due to a misunderstanding, said his lawyer, David Aronson. “We had understood that it was to be a brief, telephone conference, to bring Magistrate Troy up to date on what the status was,” Aronson told The Post when asked about the court date yesterday. Evangelista’s lawyer, William Beslow, had no comment Evangelista and Pinault conceived their boy in early 2006, when Pinault was reportedly separated from then-gal pal Hayek, whom he wed in 2009. Damn Salma, don’t be blinded by the d*ck! It ain’t the kids fault your hubby is a dirty rotten cheating moneybags scoundrel… We hope Salma’s hubby does right by that kid and that Valentina gets to know her brother Augustin. If Weezy’s baby mamas can do it, Salma and Linda should be able to also. Just sayin’. Source

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Supermodel Linda Evangelista’s Son Is The Love Child Of Salma Hayek’s Billionaire Hubby!!!

Ashley Greene Sweating Again of the DAy

If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness…. And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…

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Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff… Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit… That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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Lara Stone Big Titties for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Lara Stone . She tried to sue me a few months ago cuz I posted her wedding or honeymoon photos cuz she was in a bikini and I tend to post as many bikini pics as I can…..Now she’s showing her nice full tit in Self Service Magazine ….and I’m posting it cuz I tend to post as many tits for fashion pictures as I can….but that doesn’t mean that I forgive her or her legal team for trying to bully me…that doesn’t mean I think she is relevant or matters…it just means that I like any bitch who gets paid to get naked, half naked and tries to leverage that to get ahead cuz it proves my theory that all women are sluts, even the ones with expensive cars, houses, and lives…slut…not wait whore…that would make her a whore by definition…even better.

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Salma Hayek Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek looking like a streetwalker, cuz I like streetwalkers enough to pretend every girl on the street near a car is a streetwalker and treating them accordingly, it’s kinda my thing… I guess what it comes down to is that as a Mexican celebrity straight from Mexico, she really was only a few bad blowjobs away from ending up working the street, and if she did end up down that road, like so many Mexicans before her, she’d likely be far skinnier, more haggard, and giving off a strong odor of shit not chanel. But this is just one of those “things just worked out for her” for reasons I call “great tits” that were perfect to play the mexican part in some Hollywood shit to keep it authentic…. I still think she woulda made a better hooker and I think these pics prove it.

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Salma Hayek Old Lady Street Walker of the Day

Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek looking like a streetwalker, cuz I like streetwalkers enough to pretend every girl on the street near a car is a streetwalker and treating them accordingly, it’s kinda my thing… I guess what it comes down to is that as a Mexican celebrity straight from Mexico, she really was only a few bad blowjobs away from ending up working the street, and if she did end up down that road, like so many Mexicans before her, she’d likely be far skinnier, more haggard, and giving off a strong odor of shit not chanel. But this is just one of those “things just worked out for her” for reasons I call “great tits” that were perfect to play the mexican part in some Hollywood shit to keep it authentic…. I still think she woulda made a better hooker and I think these pics prove it.

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Salma Hayek Struts Her Stuff

I haven’t had Salma Hayek on the site in a long time, so what better way to welcome her back than with some shots of the Latina hottie strutting her stuff in a short skirt and some fancy heels. I’m kind of impressed, I thought she had let herself go after squeezing out that rich dude’s kid. I guess not. I’ve always been a big fan of that sweet big front meat so I especially like how she’s highlighted the girls. Well done lady. Now jump up and down or touch your elbows behind your back please.

Salma Hayek European Cleavage Vacation

I think that Salma Hayek is one of those weird exceptions where she actually looks like she may have gotten hotter after giving birth to her kid. Strange. She’s always had an ample bosom, but they just seem a whole lot more inviting these days. Here she is dropping some impressive tarted up cleavage at some party over in Europe the other day. Those Europeans always get the best boob shots. I don’t know if they motorboat over their, but someone should really introduce them to that American tradition. I would be more than willing to demonstrate if Salma would assist me.

Happy Cinco De Mayo from Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Salma Hayek is one of Mexico’s most famous exports, and for good reason- tit’s impossible to gaze upon those sand

‘Puss In Boots’ Teaser Trailer and Poster

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How did that adorable little cat from the Shrek movies get so damn suave and smooth with a sword? Audiences will find out in Puss in Boots, a 3D animated film featuring the voices of Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton and Amy Sedaris. Directed by Chris Miller, who previously directed Shrek the Third, the film will be released on November 4 on regular, 3D and IMAX screens… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 04/03/2011 21:00 Number of articles : 3

‘Puss In Boots’ Teaser Trailer and Poster