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‘Puss In Boots’ Teaser Trailer and Poster

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How did that adorable little cat from the Shrek movies get so damn suave and smooth with a sword? Audiences will find out in Puss in Boots, a 3D animated film featuring the voices of Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton and Amy Sedaris. Directed by Chris Miller, who previously directed Shrek the Third, the film will be released on November 4 on regular, 3D and IMAX screens… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 04/03/2011 21:00 Number of articles : 3

‘Puss In Boots’ Teaser Trailer and Poster

Oscar Nudity: Oscar-Nominated Lesbian Scenes [PICS]

Mr. Skin is quivering with anticipation, because the Academy Awards are getting a heaping helping of carpet munching this year! Nominees Black Swan and The Kids Are All Right both feature scenes of lesbionic love (and lesbionic parenting, in the case of the latter). In honor of this perfect Sapphic storm, Mr. Skin is counting down our favorite girl-on-girl scenes that Mr. Oscar has favored with his affections. Charlize Theron was a big winner for her performance as unhinged lesbian serial killer Aileen Wournos in Monster (2003) . Before Aileen is sent to the chair for her homicidal hooker ways, sparks fly between her and ladylover Christina Ricc i.Christina keeps her hefty headlights inside her top in the film, leaving Mr. Skin feeling truly victimized. Hilary Swank made a splash with her portrayal of Brandon Teena in the tearjerker Boys Don’t Cry (1999) , for which she won an Academy Award. In the film, Hilary puts a finger into sweet, sweet dyke Chloe Sevigny in a lesbian scene so skintastic, it had to be trimmed down for the film to get an R rating. More fornicating femmes after the jump!

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Oscar Nudity: Oscar-Nominated Lesbian Scenes [PICS]

Oscar Nudity: Oscar-Nominated Lesbian Scenes [PICS]

Mr. Skin is quivering with anticipation, because the Academy Awards are getting a heaping helping of carpet munching this year! Nominees Black Swan and The Kids Are All Right both feature scenes of lesbionic love (and lesbionic parenting, in the case of the latter). In honor of this perfect Sapphic storm, Mr. Skin is counting down our favorite girl-on-girl scenes that Mr. Oscar has favored with his affections. Charlize Theron was a big winner for her performance as unhinged lesbian serial killer Aileen Wournos in Monster (2003) . Before Aileen is sent to the chair for her homicidal hooker ways, sparks fly between her and ladylover Christina Ricc i.Christina keeps her hefty headlights inside her top in the film, leaving Mr. Skin feeling truly victimized. Hilary Swank made a splash with her portrayal of Brandon Teena in the tearjerker Boys Don’t Cry (1999) , for which she won an Academy Award. In the film, Hilary puts a finger into sweet, sweet dyke Chloe Sevigny in a lesbian scene so skintastic, it had to be trimmed down for the film to get an R rating. More fornicating femmes after the jump!

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek Bikini Pictures

Motherhood hasn’t been to kind to Salma Hayek ‘s booty. On the bright side, with a big booty comes big tatas and Salma’s are looking damn fine. Anyway, here she is enjoying the day at the beach with her little body destroyer.

Kelly Brook Is Boring But Still Hot

I don’t think that Kelly Brook should now be considered a lame chick because all she’s doing is hanging out in her boring little dress. I have to say that she’s not really doing it for me, but she really is, I love her. If I can only figure out why she decided to forget about all the make up and go for the natural look. Maybe it’s because I’ve been out drinking and all the slutty chicks I saw tonight pale in comparison to Kelly.

Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Selena Gomez is still pretty young so I’m go ing to give her a little advice when it comes to using a “microphone”, make sure to watch out for your teeth. Nobody likes that. You’re welcome.

Selena Gomez Is Too Cute To Be 18

I still can’t believe that Selena Gomez is eighteen years old, she’s way too cute to be an adult, she looks like she should be selling cookies door to door with her little friends. That sounded a lot less creepy in my head, but I’d definitely buy a few boxes from her. For some reason that sounded just as creepy, I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

Katy Perry’s Ugly Acne Face Never Has Hard Nipples of the Day

I am convinced that Katy Perry is the fucking devil coming to pollute our lives, at least that’s what her music makes me think…Not to mention that her skin always looks like it’s peeling off. Sure, she passes it off as acne, but I think it’s latex/silicone/make-up to cover her demon face….like some kind of Halloween costume on some 3 am drunk pussy after puking up the night’s festivities for 3 hours…. I am convinced she’s not human, and further proof of that is that her nipple are never hard. Prostetic to make us believe she’s not hear to eat our children. Someone needs to slay this monster and save humanity….or at least get me some topless pics of her and her bad skin…

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