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Kelis Shitty Bra in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….

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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage Bomb

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure, but I think that Salma Hayek wants to get my attention. Here she is out the other night making a solid case as to why she should be named Cleavage Queen . Reigning queen Christina Hendricks’ massive cleavage is pretty much impossible to beat, but Salma’s got the tan and a much hotter face so I’m really confused. They’ll just have to get in their bikinis and fight it out.

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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek may be older, thicker and a mom, but she’s still Salma Hayek and she’s doing pretty fucking good in these pictures. I was one of the many dudes who thought her Mexican face wasn’t hairy enough to turn me off of her curvy fucking body, and I’m may have giving up on her, you know traded her in for younger, fresher pussy, but I’m not giving up on her now, she’s recruited me back into her fan club, even though I hate Mexican women cuz they remind me of my dead whore mother…not because of her rotting pussy, but because she’s Mexican….but her weight gain and pregnancy has brought her even bigger fucking tits, and since I don’t get to fuck her, I don’t really care how mangled her pussy has become….I just like that she’s out there, showing the other busty starlets that they aren’t anything special, cuz everyone with a little tit can get themselves a push-up bra and a low cut shirt…and as a perverted blogger…I’m glad she did cuz this is a magical reminder of great tits from a simpler time…

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Salma Hayek’s Mom Boobs Still Got It

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While the rest of her aging body maybe slipping into disrepair, her face is getting a little too momish or momly for my taste, but Salma Hayek’s boobs are still going strong. Here she is out the other day taking pictures of pigeons doing it in the park or something along those lines. Who knows what older people do in their spare time. I bet somewhere there’s a latino pigeon taking pictures of Salma’s big MILF boobies on his little pigeon iPhone . I know I would. Enjoy.

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Cheryl Cole Comes Down with Malaria

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even unparalleled beauty is no match for malaria. Soon after a trip to Tanzania last week with boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole came down with a case of this dangerous disease. Friends told The Daily Mail that The X Factor judge was rushed to the hospital after a bout of “sweating and shaking” at home. Cole will remain in the hospital for a few days and will need many weeks to recover from the ailment. Said a source: “Cheryl hadn’t been feeling herself for about a week. She was feeling tired and listless… During Sunday afternoon, Cheryl went downhill quickly. She was sweating and shaking and in a bad way.” Get better soon, Cheryl! Send in your best wishes to this malaria-stricken sex symbol today! A spokesman says a mosquito likely bit his client and added: “Following doctors’ advice, Cheryl Cole will be canceling all work commitments for the next week.” In related news, we’ve never been so jealous of a mosquito in all our lives.

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Purple Pretty-Off: Miranda Cosgrove vs. Kim Kardashian vs. Salma Hayek

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How do you know when a fashion trend has hit Hollywood? When three women from three completely different walks of life are spotted out in it. Case in point: over the last few weeks, Miranda Cosgrove (a 17-year old pop singer), Kim Kardashian (a 29-year old professional celebrity) and Salma Hayek (a 43-year old Oscar nominee) all showed off new purple dresses. You know where we’re going with this, right? Compare, contrast and vote below… Who looks prettiest in purple?

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Selena Gomez is turning eighteen in twenty-four days, so until then turn away and think of something wholesome like apple pie or Jessica Simpson’s boobs because we’re not supposed to be looking at things like this. Although, she’s somewhat of a celebrity and I’m somewhat of a celebrity blogger so we should be good. If it were twenty-four days from now I would say something about how good she looks in her little blue bikini and make some lame joke about activity in my pants… But it’s not… So I won’t.

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Salma Hayek’s Big Fat Mom Tits Tour of the Day

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek’s tis are on tour. I guess they are promotion a movie but I like to think they are just promoting her. They make me forget that she’s old and a mom now…and remember the things I used to do to myself watching topless clips of her in movies…it’s funny how tits can be so manipulative….even when they are Mexican after I vowed to never get off to a Mexican whore cuz my mother was a Mexican whore and it just feels wrong…but I guess there are exceptions to every rule you make based on your damaged childhood…. Speaking of damaged, here are her tits and her 45 year old body, destroying many stereotypes of other 45 year old Mexican women, with 12 kids and the ability to make a bed faster than they can change a white kid they work for’s diaper….and they are substantial…. Pics via Fame

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Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are Definitely All Grown Up

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek’s big old MILF boobs have been on a tour of various talk shows this week, giving us sweet peeks in a purple dress and a nice leather vest , now here they are at the premiere of her new movie Grown Ups spilling out all over the red carpet. Thank you. I’d love to watch these things running up and down a flight of stairs, all bouncy and beautiful. Good stuff. I’d also like to see slow motion video of Salma going down a water slide, but I’ll save that for another time. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

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Salma Hayek — The Cups Runneth Over

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Salma Hayek , Fashion , Paparazzi Photo Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night … with the help of her strapless white dress. The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the “Grown Ups” premiere. It’s the breast she’s ever looked. Read more

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