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More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s big purple Salma Hayek MILF cleavage spectacular , I thought I’d back it up with some pictures of the latina hottie in her sexy leather biker mom vest. I wish I was a two year old so I could say to Salma’s baby “Dude, your mom’s hot”. I’ve got a lot of friends and I’ve never had the chance to say that. Sorry guys. Anyhow, here she is leaving that show hosted by that guy who used to do Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live … Not Dennis Miller… The other guy.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Midget Legs of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t realize that midget was offensive until yesterday when I got to talking to some girl and midgets came up in conversation. I started joking around about how disgusting midgets are and how the give would give me nightmares if I had to deal with them more than just crossing the street to avoid them. But then she ruined my fun by showing me a family photo and both her parents were fucking midgets….it was like a sitcom situation you see on TV and get mad at how shitty the writing is to make such an obvious awkward joke…only it was unfortunately real life and the good thing is that I have no soul, I didn’t care, and made more jokes about the shit until she lost her shit and told me to fuck off cuz I was a disgusting pig…and although Hayden Panettiere isn’t an actual midget…she might as well be…since her sex appeal is about on the same level as a midget…but some how she was marketed into being a hot thing a few years ago…something I never understood…but for those of you who still think she’s hot cuz marketing works on you…here are her legs…cuz it turns out girls in shorts aren’t quite as good to jerk off to as girls who are naked and inserting objects inside themselves…..but they are better than nothing….I guess… Pics via Fame

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Salma Hayek’s Mom Nipples of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek is a good fertile Mexican designed to breed….She’s got fat milk filled tits, a fat ass, wide hips ready to drop a new baby every 9 months, and her nipples are like faucets ready to feed a small town and despite having lost her appeal since she’s old and washed up, she’s still got her moments and I guess here’s a glimpse of what was…..and who really cares…cuz as a Mexican she’s automatically a second rate citizen and seeing her ego and celebrity blind her of that, annoys me. She’s the kind of Mexican who forgets she is Mexican the kind of bitch who is trying to be white so hard that she has Mexican staff maintaining her house that she treats like second rate citizens…but I guess her mom tits have the ability to make me ignore that…. Pics via Fame

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The Mysterious Alvin Greene Ends Awkward Video Week With a Bang

Posted on June 11, 2010 by | Leave a comment

How are you enjoying Awkward Video Week at Movieline? No one here could ever have planned such a cringe-y success, and certainly no one anywhere could have imagined it might include such diverse personalities as Salma Hayek , Patrick Stewart , Natalie Portman and Alvin Greene. “Wait,” you say. “Who’s Alvin Greene?” Well, that’s the thing: Nobody effing knows. But Keith Olbermann was determined to find out Thursday night — and that’s when the AVW grand finale got underway.

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Salma Hayek Loses Her Shit of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just saw this video of Salma Hayek freaking the fuck out cuz of a snake and it made me laugh…I guess it opens a lot of opportunity to make penis jokes because her kid may lead you to think she isn’t actually scared of snakes…but I figure that’d be a lame angle…so maybe you should just watch the clip in slow motion cuz fear in women is pornographic…and probably something you’re used to cuz scaring a bitch is the only way to get her to agree to fuck you…whether it is from sneaking up on them, threatening them or worse… Watch the video….

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If Only Grown Ups Was Just Two Hours of This Insane Salma Hayek Snake Freakout

Posted on June 9, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Salma Hayek may have writhed seductively with a snake during her centerpiece performance in From Dusk til Dawn , but since then, she’s apparently developed a fear of the reptile that would rival Tyra’s infamous dolphinphobia . Still, at least her terror can be put to a good use, as it was when she leaped out of her chair during an Extra interview and started freaking the f**k out all because an innocent lil’ snake slithered into her field of vision. By producing this video, on display after the jump, the entirety of making Hayek star opposite Adam Sandler in Grown-Ups was not in vain. (Though this isn’t going to get you into Indiana Jones 5 , Salma.) [ Extra via Vulture ]

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Salma Hayek’s Awesome Latina Chesticles

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, I’m done for the day, but I couldn’t leave without posting these pictures of Salma Hayek’s sweet latina chesticles walking the red carpet at Cannes the other day. Boobs bouncing up and down stairs are pretty awesome if you ask me. I wonder if there’s a website filled with videos of hot chicks with big tits running up and down stairs in bikinis and where can I get a membership? more pictures of Salma Hayek here

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What’s In a Name? Ask Mrs. Salma Hayek Pinault

Posted on May 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Attention, world: Another actress has gone triple-barrel on us. This time around, it’s Salma Hayek who’s pulled the old moniker switcheroo, opting to henceforth go by Salma Hayek…

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Salma Hayek: Film Fest Flash

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek , with hubby Francois Henri Pinault by her side, shows a little leg on the red carpet for the premiere of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps during the Cannes Film Festival.

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Because She ‘Cannes’

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek and her husband Francois Henri-Pinault arrived in Cannes the way they can…and that is by their private plane. The two are in town for the Cannes Film Festival .

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