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Everyone at Cannes Is Obsessed With Salma Hayek's Cleavage

As far as I know, the Cannes Film Festival is all about the world coming together to share in the art of filmmaking, but now I’m starting to think Cannes is all about celebrities being amazing by Salma Hayek’s cleavage. Here’s the latest example of Chloë Sevigny getting lost in Salma Hayek’s cleavage. … read more Continue reading

Salma Hayek Compared Her Boobs To Susan Sarandon's Boobs And The Universe Didn't Explode

Honestly I’m a little surprised that the universe didn’t have a bigger reaction the other day when something earth shattering happened. I’m not talking about a tidal wave, earthquake, or any other kind of natural disaster. No, I’m talking about the moment when Salma Hayek compared her boobs to Susan Sarandon…. read more

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Salma Hayek Compared Her Boobs To Susan Sarandon's Boobs And The Universe Didn't Explode

Honestly I’m a little surprised that the universe didn’t have a bigger reaction the other day when something earth shattering happened. I’m not talking about a tidal wave, earthquake, or any other kind of natural disaster. No, I’m talking about the moment when Salma Hayek compared her boobs to Susan Sarandon…. read more

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Poor Pooch: Salma Hayek Is Seeking Justice For Dog Fatally Shot On Her Property

Salma Hayek Mourns Loss Of Murdered Dog Salma Hayek took to instagram to share a personal tragedy. The actress let her followers know that she’s been mourning death of her 9 year-old canine companion Mozart. Salma says the dog was on her property when he was shot close to his heart, causing his death. She’s hoping that authorities take his case very seriously. Salma is a known animal lover. Of her many animals she owned 8 dogs and 3 alpacas, according to Huff Post . We hope she gets justice!  

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Salma Hayek’s T-Shirt of the Day

This is great….I wish this was my shirt..I wish this was my design…such a silly idea…but when Salma Hayek wears it to the Hospital after hitting her head…shit’s done good, and the life of the viral T-shirt, that is really an awesome t-shirt happens… That’s not to say if I did produce this shirt, an idea I’m sure every dude has had at least once over the last 20 years, that mine would be the one wearing it…but it is to say whoever made this shirt – is going to sell 1,000,000 dollars worth of them… This is what she had to say: I had to be rushed from set to the ER for a minor head injury. Unfortunately my wardrobe for the scene was completely inappropriate for the hospital. Thank you to doctors Foster and Ellspermann for taking such good care of me! And don’t worry it didn’t make me any crazier than I was! The post Salma Hayek’s T-Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Wins Internet with Hilarious Hospital Photo

Let’s be honest, Salma Hayek is better known for having big breasts than having a big sense of humor. But the actress may have just changed that. Hayek was taken to the hospital this week following an accident on the set of her new movie, Drunk Parents , which is something that happens from time to time with stars. But it was what Hayek was wearing that made this emergency room especially memorable. “I had to be rushed from set to the ER for a minor head injury,” the 49-year old wrote on Instagram as a caption to the above photo, adding/explaining: “Unfortunately my wardrobe for the scene was completely inappropriate for the hospital. “Thank you to doctors Foster and Ellspermann for taking such good care of me! And don’t worry it didn’t make me any crazier than I was.” Indeed, the picture featured on Hayek’s social media account depicts the beautiful actress standing between two smiling physicians in white coats. Hayek, meanwhile, is donning a loose-fitting T-shirt with an image of a topless woman whose breasts are cupped by a pair of mystery hands. HA! We love it. We also need this shirt. Hayek is in the middle of filming Drunk Parents , which also stars Joe Manganiello, Bridget Moynahan and Alec Baldwin. It centers on two parents who try to hide their financial problems from their daughter and friends through a series of elaborate schemes.

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Nudeworthy on Netflix: Swim Little Fish Swim, Chelsea Does, & More 1.27.16

January’s still got a few surprises up its sleeve on Netflix Instant before the calendar flips to February! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Chris Hemsworth, Zendaya & More: Star Sightings 12.02.2015

'In The Heart of the Sea' premiered in the UK today, which means more Hemsworth, Christoper (YAY). Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon filmed a Christmas sketch, and Orlando Bloom looked charming as heck at the UNICEF snowflake ball. For those of you not familiar with Katie Price, she's a rather tarty Brit who likes to pose in next to nothing and has been married a handful of times.   And we're judged for the Kardashians?  Really, now… 1. Chris Hemsworth: ‘In the Heart of the Sea’ U.K. premiere Chris Hemsworth posed for photos at the UK premiere of ‘In The Heart of the Sea’ on December 2nd, 2015. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Films a Christmas 2015 Sketch Jimmy Kimmel donned a Santa outfit during a sketch with Matt Damon (not pictured) for Jimmy Kimmel Live! on December 1st, 2015. 3. Orlando Bloom: 2015 UNICEF Snowflake Ball Orlando Bloom posed for photos at the 2015 UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York on December 1st, 2015. 4. Zendaya: Inaugural World AIDS Day Zendaya attended the Inaugural World AIDS Day Benefit Presented by UnAIDS- USA and Africa Rising in Los Angeles, CA on December 1st, 2015. 5. Olivia Wilde Arrives at Jimmy Kimmel Live! Olivia Wilde went into Jimmy Kimmel Live’s studios in Hollywood for a taping on December 1st. 2015 6. Salma Hayek promotes ‘The Prophet’ in Paris Salma Hayek promotes ‘The Prophet’ in Paris on December 1st, 2015. View Slideshow

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Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day

I wonder where Salma Hayek’s life would have ended up if she looked like most of the Mexicans I know…all Mayan and built short, stalky, with no neck…often times 30-50 lbs overweight because of all the corn tortillas they eat at the Mexican restaurant they work at or sometimes own…trying to milk the taco and burrito crazy to white people of the north…looking for a taste of the south…especially on birthday parties or office lunches…complete with Sombrero’s and crushed Ice Maragritas…racists… I am assuming…she’d probably still be in Mexico…but lucky for you she’s got the dumbest fucking tits around…and here she is showcasing them in the most insanely, non-subtle way…it’s like BEACH balls or some shit…on the level of Trashy, or Elvira…like she knows it’s all we care about…because its all we care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Huge Old Mexican Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Busts Out Big Time

Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading