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Nina Dobrev Proves Slip-n-Slides Are Fun And Sexy

If you grew up with strict parents who constantly worried about your safety, you never found yourself on a slip-n-slide. To this day, I can still hear the concerns of my parents ringing in my ear whenever I see one, but I think I’m starting to come around on them, thanks to Nina Dobrev and her slip-n-slide Instagram video. … read more

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See Salma Hayek's Sexy Cousin Competing in Rio Olympics

It looks like good genes run in the family! Salma Hayek shares a picture of her gorgeous cousin, who’s currently competing in the Rio 2016 Olympics! … read more

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These Are Salma Hayek's Areolas in See Through Dress, Right?

Are-whoa-la! The stunning Salma Hayek lends her voice to this weekend’s raunchy R-rated Sausage Party, and showed up to the animated flick’s Los Angels premiere showing off her breast assets in a revealing see through dress! In addition to flaunting her huge boobs that turn Vienna sausages into bratwursts, the 49-year-old (can we just stop and appreciate that for a second. FOURTY NINE and she looks as smoking hot as ever) gives some areola action. As if seeing those huge cans wasn’t enough!… read more

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Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day

French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France….but I am sure the French are up to speed on the American Bikini wax and Laser treatment…without realizing how hot bush is… The post Sophie Marceau Topless in Europe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day

When I look at these pics of Old Timer…Salma Hayek, who is looking her age, but who still has big tits, because that’s what happens with tits as they get older, they get biggers, sloppier, and ironically enough, less fun to play with…I don’t get excited about Salma Hayek, there are so many younger hotter girls than her, I’m not nostalgic about tits or about Sofia Vergara before she was Sofia Vergara…. I think about the aspiring actor who got cast to play the sausage. What’s going on with his life, where’s he going after this, who does he live with…does he find this fun and awesome…his brush with celebrity…is this why he moved to LA in the first place…or is he a refugee you see on the side of the rode in Statue of Liberty costumes hustling tax returns… Its about the sausge not the lettuce being used to symbolize tits… The other thing I think about is how much I hate Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and their garbage, low hanging fruit that works…comedy… The worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits Hugging A Sausage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Slams Fiance for Cheating, Hints at PREGNANCY

Oh, Lindsay Lohan. You had such a good run there of being quiet, sane and seemingly in love On Saturday night, the often-troubled actress went on a major Twitter rant against fiance  Egor Tarabasov , accusing him of cheating on her…  … and also implying that SHE’S PREGNANT. The problems actually began on Friday, with Lohan sharing a Snapchat video (captioned “ET phone home”) in which she said: “My fiancé’s being really angry at me, but I’m drinking water to get him to come home. Honey, come home, please.” A day later, Lohan really let Egor having it, posting a number of messages and pictures across Twitter and Instagram. For instance, she posted a picture on Instagram with her man that depicted his face obscured by scribbles. “He wore black and I wore white…” she wrote, quoting the 1966 Cher song “Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)” along with three wise monkey emojis and an anchor. “I guess #art is whatever you make of it,” she added. Sure. We guess so. Several days ago, Lohan threw Tarabasov’s phone in the sea , although she later claimed it was just a joke. “I guess I was the same at 23…” Lohan later wrote of her younger fiance. “S—ty time-it changes at 26/27 @e2505t thanks for not coming home tonight. Fame changes people.” She wrote those words as a caption to the following image of the couple: How did fame allegedly change him in this case? Shorty afterwards, Lindsay shared a photo of Tarabasov at a party along with the caption: “Wow thanks #fiance with Russian hooker @dasha_pa5h.” (She was referring to Dasha Pashevkina, whose Instagram account has since been deleted.) From there, the former Mean Girls star shared a video that was anything but fetch: it featured her fiancé partying and it included the message: “Home? First time in my life-bare with he/ he cheated on me with hooker #meangirls #meanboysu b.” An hour later, Lohan tweeted a link to pictures of herself with a baby bump from her 2009 movie Labor Pains, which is about a woman who pretends to be pregnant. “Lindsay Lohan labour pains trainer – I am pregnant!!” she wrote. WAIT… WHAT?!? In late June, Lohan said she would definitely consider having kids in the future. We know: that’s a scarier thought than Jon and Kate Gosselin getting back together to have more children. A short while after this frightening implication, Lindsay Instagrammed and then deleted an email address and mailing address of the woman she claimed Tarabasov was with, captioning it as follows: “It’s legal if you’re selling yourself and not a Russian from #moscow right my baby @e2505t.” View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan For some reason, she hashtagged Russian president Vladimir Putin and U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump with the message. Obviously. These things are pretty standard when you’re Lindsay Lohan. In April, Lohan got engaged to her then-22-year-old boyfriend of eight months, who gave her with a five-carat emerald ring at the time. Now, however, it appears that he’s given her a moderate heart attack. And, you know, perhaps some sperm to help create a baby. Yikes. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope for the best, shall we? View Slideshow: 13 Movie Stars You May Never Hear From Again

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11 Stars Who Have Snagged Themselves a Billionaire

A million dollars may be cool. But you know what Sean Parker said in The Social Network, right? Do you know what's even cooler? A BILLION dollars. The following famous men and women know what we mean, as each has snagged herself an extremely rich significant other… 1. Miranda Kerr The model got engaged to Evan Spiegel in July of 2016. He founded Snapchat. So… yeah. The guy is doing pretty well for himself. He has been named one of Forbes’ youngest billionaires on the planet. 2. Janet Jackson In 2012, the singer married Wissam Al Mana. He runs his family’s billion-dollar retail company in the Middle East. 3. Salma Hayek Hayek exchanged vows with François-Henri Pinault in 2009. He’s the CEO of Kering, the director of Financière Pinault and the president of Groupe Artémis’ executive board. Dude is swimming in cash! 4. Mariah Carey We don’t want to jinx it. But the singer is engaged to James Packer, a billionaire businessman from Australia. 5. Elle Macpherson The model and Jeffrey Soffer got married in 2013. He has made a ton as a real estate developer and hotel heir in Miami. 6. Eve The female rapper got hitched to Maximillion Cooper in 2014. He has an amazing name is also an entrepreneur, skateboarder and race car driver. View Slideshow

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Selena Gomez Carpool Karaoke

Not much of a fan of James Corden, but he managed to get Selena Gomez in his car and it was a pretty epic “Carpool Karaoke” Continue reading

Salma Hayek Is A Flintstone

Here’s Salma Hayek dressed up like one of the Flintstones for some reason at the Septembers of Shiraz premiere in LA. And I guess I still don’t understand fashion, because I don’t get this dress. That said, I definitely wouldn’t mind a little Bamm-Bamm with Salma, if you catch my drift… (I’m talking about sex, just so we’re all clear.) Yabba-dabba do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading