Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying… Yay… The post Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Dani Mathers is your new Playmate of the Year ( egotastic.com ) Jewel gets cleave-y in a bathing suit ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Speaking of cleavage, Salma Hayek brought hers to Cannes ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Who wouldn’t want Dana Harem in their harem? ( boobieblog.com ) Hey Miley, we can see your nipple! ( thenipslip.com ) The hottest hottie who’s ever hottied! ( doubleviking.com ) Brazilian model Julia Pereira knows a thing or two about two piece swimwear! ( steakwood.com ) Sophie Marceau slips a nip at Cannes ( fleshbot.com )
Apparently Salma Hayek was listening when I said she needs to start showing the goods again , because this is more like it: she busted out some vintage cleavage for the premiere of some movie called Carol at Cannes. And now that I know I’ve got the busty MILF’s attention, I’ve got a few more quick requests for her: 1) she should take a bikini vacation with the paps after this, and 2) instead of taking that loser husband of hers, she ought to take a real man blogger like yours truly. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you? Photos: WENN.com
Salma Hayek ‘s given us a ton of red carpet hotness over the years, so whenever I hear there’s new pictures of Salma at a premiere, I expect to see some epic cleavage . But here she is at Cannes for her new movie Tale of Tales and I’ve gotta say, Salma’s a little more covered up than I’d hoped. Then again, I was hoping for her to show up in a bikini… But hey, a guy can dream, right? Photos: WENN.com
Kalee Scolatti, 34, called friend Anthony Dupras to the house after her husband, Nicholas Scolatti, showed up there, according to authorities. Once Dupras arrived, Nicholas Scolatti, 36, shot them both, then shot himself in the head. The shooting happened Wednesday evening at the Missoula home of ABC/Fox Montana news director Kalee Scolatti. Kalee Scolatti and Dupras died that evening. Nicholas Scolatti was taken to a Missoula hospital, where he died from his injuries a day and a half later.
So every time I leave my house, that isn’t really a house, but that is technically a house, because I’m not actually homeless, even though I look and smell homeless, I see a mom in leggings, yoga pants, fitness shorts…and it reminds me that some girls just don’t ever want to grow up…they want to ride that sex appeal they had into the motherfucking ground…. SO to celebrate that movement…that I think is funny more than anything… Here’s Ruth Wilson side tit….like she was 25… MORE HERE And Salma Hayek in a See Through Shirt…like she was 25…. MORE HERE And soem Jennifer Lopez…in a tight dress… MORE HERE Even though they are both…not 25…..and more likely pushing 100… The post Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Salma Hayek shows off her seatmeat in Everly , Lotte Verbeek tears off her top on Outlander , and Sienna Guillory goes full frontal on the Brit series Fortitude .
Celebs Slam Kim Kardashian’s Skimpy Looks That other-worldly blonde hair isn’t the only thing that has tongues wagging about Kim Kardashian’s Paris Fashion Week looks. Apparently everyone isn’t taking too kindly to Kimmy Cakes’ exclusively short, tight, sheer, and high-end fashion options. It seems that celebs like Katy Perry , Salma Hayek — even her own sister Kendall Jenner — think her body-baring get-ups are too tacky and tasteless for the occasion, and don’t know why she feels like she has to put her donk on display 24/7. As a source told HollywoodLife : “Katy Perry looked mortified when she ran into Kim at Givenchy and people wanted to take pictures of them together. Kim was in one of her boob exposing outfits and you could tell Katy wanted to get away. Katy has worn revealing outfits in the past but even she thinks that Kim is not dressing appropriately for Paris Fashion Week. She’s not alone either. Celebs like Salma Hayek, Kristen Stewart and others thought Kim looked totally out-of-place at the sophisticated shows.” It’s possible that they’re all just hating…but even Kim’s sister Kendall wishes she would just tone it down while they’re out in Paris. She feels like it’s supposed to be her moment as a budding supermodel , but Kim refuses to put her tiddays away and let her just have that: “Kendall loves her older sister to death, but she really wishes Kim would dress more conservatively. She doesn’t know why Kim wants to show off her boobs so badly as it just gives haters ammunition. Kendall is happy that Kanye and Kim have gotten into the fashion scene but sometimes she wishes they would just go home and let her have her own moment in the sun. Kim always steals the spotlight with her barely there outfits.” Hmmm…what do you think? Is there really anything wrong with this? Do they have a point? You be the judge. Hit the flip for more of Kim’s fashion week style… WENN / Splash
Margot Robbie goes topless in the new Will Smith drama Focus , but who could forget her full frontal nude debut as Leo’s wife in The Wolf of Wall Street . Over on HBO, Amanda Peet was showing her treats again this week on Togetherness . Finally, the 16th Annual Anatomy Awards are now live on the site! See all the nude winners on the 2015 Anatomy Awards page .
