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Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day

Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, fillers and botox, that Samantha Hoopes looks like a fucking sex doll, and I guess she probably is one, to the right rich guy, it’s not like these Sports Illustrated bitches make any money, they just use the platform to bed athletes…obviously.. The funny thing is I think she says she’s 24 years old…I know 35 year old gutter porn chicks who look more wholesome and delicate than this…and those girls do facial abuse porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini Photo CLIKC HERE The post Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day

I talk shit on every celebrity and model, it is what I do to get accepted into their bullshit, vapid, suck up community…because apparently everyone loves when people shit talk them, especially Emily Ratajkowski…and other insecure cunts who know they don’t deserve the fame they’ve got… That said, Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care… I guess like the den mother, she’s called the paparazzi, to show her daughter how it works…I’ve seen this happen in strip clubs and whore houses, where mom wants daughter to achieve greatness…and never to young to learn how it works..and if it involves mom/daughter in bikinis, especially when mom is a bit of a slut, good things happen… I think the daughter is 15, so don’t look at her…just think of what is to come in 3 years when she’s figured out the system and leveraging her mom’s contacts, without having to put out like her mom did, to be a better bikini model than her mom every was, because her mom laid down the groudwork for her to be the best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Brooke Burke and her Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars… Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time… All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me. The post Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes Is One Sexy Cougar

Here’s one of my favorite 24-year-old cougars Samantha Hoopes back with another killer beach shoot. And while I still don’t believe that the SI Swimsuit hottie is only 24, I look forward to her continuing to try to convince me otherwise with more smoking hot bikini photoshoots like this one. At this rate, I hope it never works. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos

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Samantha Hoopes Really Knows How To Dress

There was some serious hotness going on at the Entourage premiere last night, but for my money, Samantha Hoopes crushed them all with this dress. Because between the killer leg show and the sweet cleavage, the only way anybody was topping the SI hottie is by showing up in a bikini and/or lingerie. And actually, that’s not a bad idea… Is it too late to have a second premiere? » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes.. So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends.. And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business.. The post Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 5.5.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! We’d love to go a few rounds with topless boxer Edita Vilkeviciute ( egotastic.com ) Suicide Squad star Cara Delevingne, and her ass, for Tom Ford ( drunkenstepfather.com ) SI Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes wins the red carpet ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Busty Sarah Randall rocks a fishnet top ( boobieblog.com ) Zoe Kravitz topless in one of her dad’s hats ( thenipslip.com ) A cheeky shot of a babe with a beautiful bubble butt ( doubleviking.com ) We wouldn’t mind getting lassoed by this Wonder Woman ( steakwood.com ) “Library Girl” Kendra Sunderland in Penthouse ( fleshbot.com )

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Hethielly Beck’s Booty Perfection

Brazilian babe Hethielly Beck is back and proving that she may have one of the greatest butts around. I just spent the last 10 minutes inspecting it and I can assure you that it’s absolutely perfect. There is not one thing wrong with it other than it does’t have my face planted in between her cheeks. » view all 11 photos           Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Samantha Hoopes Works Her Sexy Cougar Body

According to Wiki, supermodel Samantha Hoopes is 24-years old. Now I’m not one to judge a girl who I probably have no chance with, but there is no way Sam is 24. She looks mid 30s. Now I understand it’s important for models to be young and all, but don’t piss in my cornflakes and tell me it’s milk. Nonetheless, Sam is one hot cougar! » view all 16 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

LIndsay Lohan Weirdo Erotica of the Day

I don’t really understand this pantsless picture that Lindsay Lohan posted of her saying she’s going to Russia….but I do think that a pantsless Lindsay Lohan is something that belongs in Russia, primarily Siberia, so that she freezes off any growths or infections that are lingering from the decade she was famous and plowed her vagina into everything the came its way…. I don’t really understand why people still care about Lohan, I mean at her peak, right before her crash, her stunts and insanity were funny, I guess….I mean we don’t know these people, but we care about these people and the tabloid story built round them, that people buy into, but that I just assumed was marketing tactics that I ignored or put up with just to stare at her pretty awesome, light nipple, redhead tits… I guess what I’m saying is that it’s amazing she’s still alive. TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post LIndsay Lohan Weirdo Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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