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Samantha Hoopes in GQ UK of the DAy

Posted on February 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated model. I’ve barely heard of her, so I can’t imagine that you’ve heard of her. She’s got the typical big titty, tight enough body, look they generally use when they aren’t working with Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen, making this one pretty interchangeable with every other girl who wants to be a bikini model out there…and that’s probably a good thing because she’s looks pretty fucking old and tired…but maybe that’s just me hating on girls hot enough to be deemed bikinis models…as I do. Well, flash in the pan, 5 minutes or less of relevance, that she is…working on the rich guy program, because she’s not actually working that I assume is her life…she looks pretty hot for GQ UK…maybe she’s got a second wind in her. The post Samantha Hoopes in GQ UK of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Miley in a red dress, showing what may be the outter lip of her vagina, because Miley doesn’t give a fuck…but probably not giving a fuck is part of her actually giving a fuck…so she can say and act like she doesn’t give a fuck…but if she really didn’t give a fuck, she’d probably be living in Idaho on the farm or some shit….not that it matters, I love Miley…she can do no wrong. Here’s some weirdo Miley Cyrus in panties, bare ass, with her titties taped up, looking amazing, because she is amazing, doing some high concept art film that I can masturbate to, because it’s got a little fishnet, a little bodnage, a little covering herself in random black paint, because she’s a hick and a racist….and really the highlight of it all for any Miley fetishist, is her mouth gagged so you don’t have to hear her voice ruin all the good about her, like that she’s tall, thin, long legged and hot as fuck… I am a fan of what she’s doing, whether it is authentic or not, it’s pushing limits and that’s better than what most of these assholes are doing… The post Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”… Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time…. To See All The Pics CLICK HERE The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are: Gigi Hadid Nina Agdal Hannah Ferguson Sara Sampaio Emily Ratajkowski Emily Didonato Samantha Hoopes Chanel Iman Hannah Davis Solveig Mork Hailey Clauson Rose Bertram Ashley Smith Kelly Rohrbach Robyn Lawley Erin Heatherton Kate Bock Ariel Meredith Genevieve Morton Irina Shayk Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen Jessica Gomes The athletes, since it is sports are: Ronda Rousey Caroline Wozniacki The pictures are: Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything The post Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Samantha Hoopes and other Tricks for GUESS of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…

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Samantha Hoopes Knows How To Dress

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

In case you guys forgot (because my readers aren’t exactly known for their attention spans), last time we saw Samantha Hoopes , I was saying how she should be the next SI Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Well, after seeing these pictures of her putting on one of the sexiest leg shows I’ve seen all year at the Maxim Hot 100 Celebration , I realized I’d been thinking too small. Forget just SI , Samantha should be the next bikini cover girl for every magazine still in print. Popular Mechanics , Better Homes and Gardens , Time , you name it, Samantha would make it 20x better. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like instagram models… They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes… Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the instagram dream – she even Booked Sports Illustrated for free…

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I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with… I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her… Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef.. Here are some of her instagram pics…

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Samantha Hoopes Should Be The Next SI Cover Girl

Posted on February 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In good news for dudes everywhere, the SI girls are still out there promoting the 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . This time by playing some beach volleyball down in Miami. A bunch of bikini models jumping up and down in the sand for the cameras? Yeah, that should do the trick. Anyway, after checking out the pictures, I think I’m most impressed by one of the girls I’ve never really seen before, Samantha Hoopes . She may not be a household name yet, but with a booty this impressive, she deserves the cover next year if you ask me. And everybody knows an endorsement from the Tuna is pretty much a lock. Don’t laugh, it worked for Nina Agdal , didn’t it? » view all 33 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2014: Meet the Rookies!

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover is out – and it features a couple nearly naked veterans in Nina Agdal and Chrissy Teigen. They are joined by Lily Aldridge, who is one of several hotties gracing the pages of this year’s edition for the first time. The GORGEOUS rookie class hails from around the globe, as it includes Bregje Heinen (Holland), Samantha Hoopes (Pennsylvania) and Lauren Mellor (Johannesburg, South Africa). Don’t worry, fellas: Kate Upton will still be featured in the magazine. But feast your eyes first on the following beach-based beauties, some of whom have forgotten to even wear half their bathing suits! 12 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Rookies: Lower the Blinds! Open Slideshow 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. View As List 1. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Here’ a guarantee: it won’t be her last. 2. Bregje Heinen Bregje Heinen is missing half her bathing suit in this Sports Illustrated edition. Not that we’re complaining! 3. Cris Urena Cris Urena is rather pretty, don’t you think? She poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 4. Valerie van der Graaf Valerie van der Graaf stares seductively into the Sports Illustrated camera in this photo. In this HOT photo, we should say. 5. Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge strikes a seductive poses here for Sports Illustrated. She’s a rookie in the 2014 edition of the magazine. 6. Samantha Hoopes Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookie. This is her first time heating up the magazine’s pages. 7. Lauren Mellor Hello there, Lauren Mellor! The beauty poses here for her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. 8. Marloes Horst Marloes Horst is featured here in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. 9. Hannah Ferguson Hannah Ferguson poses here for the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She’s missing half her swimsuit, however. 10. Hilary Duff Family Hilary Duff Instagrams #modernfamily vacation. See the adorable pic! 11. Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio Gigi Hadid & Sara Sampaio are two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition rookies. But we have a feeling they’ll eventually be magazine veterans.

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