Sara Sampaio is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret models, and if that wasn’t enough, she also does ridiculously hot photoshoots like this one on the side. All of which means that by this time next year, everybody and their mother will know who Sara is — and I’ll have proposed to her via Twitter approximately 365 times. So check out these pictures and then jump on the Sara bandwagon while there are still good seats available. Just keep your hands to yourself, because that’s my future Twitter girlfriend you’re looking at. » view all 11 photos
Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market… Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…
Sara Sampaio brings the boring as fuck, played out catalog pics that are only worth looking at because there is a bitch in a bikini in them….it’s just the level of mindlessness we deal with on a day to day…because why bother having concept or stimulating our minds, that requires work, just give me beach photos from my shitty cubicle jobs to hate my life more than I already do…cuz my wife doesn’t look like this, my scenery doesn’t look like this, and I work to pay my debt to never afford a trip like this… If anything, these bikini pics are just a huge fuck you, telling dudes we’re inadequate and will never fuck this cuz we aren’t rich enough to….the only positive in all this is that it is telling girls they are fat and should stop eating…because that’s what guys want to see… And anything that fights obesity is a good thing.
I’ve done a few posts on Sara Sampaio before, but I think maybe you guys didn’t fully realize just how ridiculously hot the new Victoria’s Secret model is. Because that’s the only reason I can think of why my inbox isn’t flooded daily with requests to bring Sara back. I fully expect that to change after this latest lingerie set though. That is, assuming your brains regain the ability to form actual sentences again. No guarantees. » view all 26 photos
I’ve done a few posts on Sara Sampaio before, but I think maybe you guys didn’t fully realize just how ridiculously hot the new Victoria’s Secret model is. Because that’s the only reason I can think of why my inbox isn’t flooded daily with requests to bring Sara back. I fully expect that to change after this latest lingerie set though. That is, assuming your brains regain the ability to form actual sentences again. No guarantees. » view all 26 photos
All my predictions are coming true…Rihanna is a fucking mess and it is fucking amazing…. Whenever I think of this bitch, I try to put myself in her shoes, not because I have a woman’s shoe fetish, you know the kind of guy who sniffs and fucks expensive designer shoes, but because every once in a while, mainly when I see her pictures, I try to understand how someone from the fucking ghetto of the Caribbean islands deals with making 100 million dollars a year, interest alone on that shit is more than the entire city of Bridgetown combines makes, making her in a pretty fucked up position, in a pretty fucked up place, where getting wasted to the point of not standing doesn’t matter, it is probably the least of her concerns while all the leeching assholes trying to get a piece of her ignorant, uneducated puppet ass…are more of an issue…but I guess this is the gateway to a bigger meltdown, that I would blame Kings of Leon for it…cuz I blame Kings of Leon for everything wrong in the world…from Lily Aldridge to my next wife’s inability to commit, but not for the impending premature death of Rihanna, that shit’s all her own doing…thanks to her addiction to fame and fortune…The American way… Here is a pic of her in her bikini for those of you who prefer half naked Rihanna to drunk Rihanna, when I prefer a bit of both, it leads to bad decision making.
Sweet…just what I was looking for today…pictures of some hot young Brazilian model wearing awkward mom lingerie…I love the contouring effect the SPANX produce, giving the illusion that a fat bitch is not quite as fat, and I love the fact that they used some fit little model to show off the benefits of this shitty fucking underwear collection… Catalog shots, although the internet exists, are porn to me, because some of us have a hard time letting go to the 80s, when catalog pics were all we fucking had…the shitty shot, awkward pose, low quality set up, just makes me bust all over my inner thigh…good thing my dog’s here to lick it up, cuz shit I’m too lazy to get off this fucking couch motherfucker….
SARA SAMPAIO is Victoria’s Secret ethnic weapon of choice now that Adriana Lima has seen better years and is the in the tail end of her career, thanks to her tail end being having exploded multiple babies out of it, like a good little catholic…and what better way to make the fans and the customers of Victoria’s Secret have a seamless ethnic cleanse, but not in the traditional sense of Ethnic cleansing but more in a middle America “look at that brown one, she’s got hot tits” kinda way… I don’t know much, but I know she’s posing in a bikini and that may be all I need to know.
Beth Humphreys has some serious tits. I am going to assume they are real tits, because all the DDs I’ve experienced have similar stretched out, light skinned nipples, I guess that’s what happens when titties get fat, even when the rest of a bitch isn’t…all those little nipples on big tits gotta be fake, but I’d be more than happy to have you all prove me wrong by emailing me in pictures of your tits. I’m a researcher like that, and by researcher I mean pervert…. I guess it only makes sense that she’s got some serious tits, mainly because that’s what her whole Glamour model, has sex with soccer players as a retirement plan, pretty much making her a hooker or sex worker, is all about… And I don’t mind it one bit.
Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.
