Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand…. Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything…. The post Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is boring… But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit.. This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit.. Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent… The post Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s a little hard to keep track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since none of them have set themselves apart from the pack yet by agreeing to marry me. But Sara Sampaio here is definitely one of my favorites, mostly because she’s an instant pants fire whether she’s on the red carpet or the beach . I mean, obviously I prefer her on the beach, but hell, I’d also prefer her in my bed. So when it comes to super-hot lingerie models, I’ve learned to be happy just taking what I can get. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell.. Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip: She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram… In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from.. It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck… It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies… She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic… But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere… Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers… The post Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym… Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat… The post Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Sara Sampaio giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers at Sunglass Hut’s “Electric Summer” Campaign Kick Off Party. And while I don’t really understand what any of that means, besides the fact that they got a smoking hot model to show up, if these guys really want to kick summer off right, forget the sunglasses. We need to get Sara in a bikini. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to think that the worst thing about Portuguese girls is pretty much everything…but I’m just saying that because I once had some portuguese boss who was a total bitch, but I’m not sure if he was actually a woman, or if he just acted like one. You know all heated, son of a fisherman, piece of shit…with some fat wife who thought she was a fucking princess, who I guess didn’t realize that Portugal, despite it’s beautiful landscape is the asshole of Europe…because as Portuguese, they stick amongst themselves… But then I’ve met some cool people from Portugal, some babes from Portugal, and I realized, the issue wasn’t Portuguese people, but rather first generation Canadian portuguese people, allowing me to find a love for the right Portuguese girl, you know the ones without the moustaches… That said, none of the Portuguese people I have met have ever heard of Sara Sampaio, even though she milks her Portuguese roots more than she milks the family cow for milk, at least based on her skinny fucking body, but maybe she just has a fast metabolism… All this to say this fat bitch, Sara Sampaio’s not so fat…in her bikini .. The post Sara Sampaio’s SKinny Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about you guys, but the only thing getting me through this freezing cold winter we’ve been having this year is seeing hotties like Sara Sampaio here at the beach in Miami. I mean, for one, new bikini pictures from a Victoria’s Secret hottie is just one more good reason to stay parked in front of the computer all day and not to leave the house. But it’s also got my pants region so hot, I’m saving a ton on my heating bills. Photos: Fameflynet
