Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio . And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio . And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
I know I like to rag on these so-called “men’s mags” for not doing hot enough photoshoots, but I’ve gotta say, if this shoot Sara Sampaio did for GQ Mexico was any hotter, I don’t know if I could take it. I’m pretty sure my entire pants region would spontaneously combust on sight. Anyway, enjoy these latest lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret hottie and you might wanna grab your nearest fire extinguisher just to be safe. Trust me on this.
Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass… Irina Shayk…. And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies… The post Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND… I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face… The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny.. I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath. TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio… This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls…. But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities… Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress.. The post Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life… Right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yes, you read that right — I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars for a new photoshoot that smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Sara Sampaio did for the May issue of Elle UK , which officially contains more nudity than an entire issue of Playboy these days . I never thought I’d see the day… But hey, on the plus side, at least you can buy these fashion mags without needing a brown paper bag. Continue reading →
Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Cansec. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the woman he married and knocked up was either a hooters girl or cheerleader…or cocktail waitress…or whoever was fucking a pro baseball player, who in the 90s was a huge fucking star, so much of a star that she made sure to get knocked up to ensure the life of luxury….THANKS VAGINA… You know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… Well, since she’s a hot, thin, rich kid, she’s done what is important, as a hot, think rich kid, and that’s became a model or instagram model who can leverage her name for jobs….and I encourage this behavior..since unlike the other rich kids making it as instagram models…this one is actually really fucking hot… And luckily, as an Instagram model..she’s gone topless….it’s what they need to do to matter…when they have a trust fund coming their way, why not do something fun that gives the attention they crave thanks to being little princesses with daddy issues…and that’s one of the best thing ever. Sure, these rich people are tedious, obvious, repetitive, but they are everywhere, it’s like everyone of these people has rich parents, and everyone with rich parents craves fame or attention because I guess they have good genes and can spend time and money maintaining hot… She’s doing such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction and a lot of daddy’s money to make real fucking magic… I love what’s to come… The post Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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