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Elizabeth Banks in a One Piece Bathing Suit for Vanity Fair of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is disgusting….. She was the 35 year old bitch cast to play Miri in Zack and Miri make a porno….Totally unfortunate move on the part of the people who were behind the movie…because lets face it….if we’re watching a movie about a motherfucker making a porno with his friend he falls in love with…at least make the bitch someone I want to see fuck…. Now Vanity Fair has gone and put her in a one piece bathing suit, doing some Marilyn Monroe fat chick themed shit…. It is not her fault…she’s pushing 40…. Either way, Looking Good Sweetheart. Horrible.

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic….Not because she’s banged Ryan Seacrest. Not because she’s pretended to be into guy stuff like drinking beer, sports and videogames…..Not because she’s made the move from getting naked for monney to getting a bikini for money…..Sara Jean Underwood is fantastic cuz she made the move from not getting naked to getting naked when she was 18 and it mattered to be the naked hot chick….you see cuz no matter what she does in life, I can always CROSS REFERENCE HER VAGINA PICS AND NUDE MODELING …..making her an eternal slut….something I’m into…poor decisions at a young age….the follow a bitch for life….even when those poor decisions are the basis of her entire existance and career!!

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Maria Menounos Birthday Bikini Bash

Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me it was my Greek goddess Maria Menounos’ birthday over the weekend? I have an average size present I wanted to give her. I guess it will have to wait until next year. As if she could get any hotter, here she is enjoying some birthday cake and a beer while hanging out in her bikini. She’s perfect, it’s that simple. Normally a woman who enjoys beer and cake has no business being anywhere near a bikini.

Sara Jean Underwood’s Breasts Love Twitter

I don’t know what the hell this picture is all about, but I absolutely love it. Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her equally hot friend hamming it up for the camera in yet another sexy Twitter picture. I think the chick is obsessed with Twitter , or taking pictures of herself half naked. I’m good either way. Obviously this is some sort of inside joke that nobody else understands, but they’re drinking giant adult beverages in skimpy little bikinis so who cares. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Gets Felt Up By Sonic

When I was a younger man I used to wish that I was Sonic The Hedgehog , I’m not going to get into any details about that, but after seeing this picture I now wish that I was a guy dressed up as Sonic The Hedgehog . Here’s Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood feeling up one of the luckiest minimum wage struggling actor ever. Son of a bitch! How he doesn’t have that massive hand all over that tiny little booty is beyond me. Make your move Sonic.

Sara Jean Underwood Sexy Bikini Party

I’m not one hundred percent sure about this, and I don’t have any evidence to really back this up, but I’m pretty sure this is exactly why those nerds invented Twitter . Here’s Sara Jean Underwood and her sexy bikini clad friends hanging out in their bikinis drinking mimosas. Thank you Twitter nerds, thank you.

Sara Jean Underwood Modeling Bikinis and Costumes of the Day

I appreciate when Sara Jean Underwood does….sure I PREFER LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY ….I’m a purist and figure that’s where she belongs and that is what she’s meant to be doing…this attempt at mainstream, although a logical move for more money and longivity, especially when targetting virgin losers makes sense, they are loyal, I get it….but bitch was better off getting naked for attention…… Here she is in a photoshoot that my sources say is from 2012, despite looking like some low budget trash from the 90s, you know like the opening pics to a porn photogallery, where she ends up fisting herself til she squirts, the kind of photoshoot only someone serious about her career as a mainstream TV personality would do…..because modeling bikinis for 20,000 dollars or less just makes sense…. I’m all for girls being in bikinis and getting their money’s worth out of her fake tits, but this Sara Jean is sending me mixed messages yo….

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Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness

If you thought the Sara Jean Underwood bikini pictures I had up the other day were hot, you were right, but I think these shots are even hotter. Here she is getting all hot and sweaty in the pages of Men’s Fitness . I’d like to go a few rounds with this hot piece of ass. You can tell her I said that, I’m not afraid of her. If more gyms had hotties like this working out in outfits that allowed their breasts to breathe, we’d have a much healthier society. Amaze.

Irina Shayk’s Posing With Bras of the Day

I am more of a fan of a bitch posing in lingerie, especially when the bitch is Irina Shayk, than seeing a bitch pose next to lingerie, unless I know she’s going to be wearing that lingerie, you know it is pretty much the foreplay part of an old fetish I used to have where I’d sit in lingerie boutiques pretending I was waiting for my wife to try on her lingerie, only to watch other women try on lingerie, before being banned from pretty much all the lingerie shops in a 100 mile radius….one even pressed charges I think….so this brings back some memories…even though Irina Shayk looks better naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jean Underwood Does Men’s Fitness June 2012 of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the hottest photoshoot Men’s Fitness has ever been involved in….sure I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO a lot better than this….you know since she’s already been there and done that….luckily at the beginning of her career unlike most Playboy pussy…and that archived her at her prime while giving her a step up in the world…a lesson all young girls need to embrace and follow her lead on…cuz we like you naked at 18 better than naked at 30…..and even though she’s not naked…it’s nice to see her exploiting herself, you capitalizing on her body, to get ahead….it’s nice to watch.

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