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Tits on Youtube of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The nice thing about Youtube is that more people jerk off to it than probably any other porn site….and it is owned by google. A company that stole money from me because I posted tits when running their ads back in 2005…because they are hypocrites…..knowing as well as I do that more people use google to find “hot pussy getting fucked by big cock” than they do for directions, recipes or other everyday shit….because humans are perverts and the internet doesn’t judge…except maybee me….but I don’t matter… So when I see pics of naked implant tits, that although are purchased and fake are still tits, in video on Youtube I get both angry at their lie they make billions with….but happy to watch….these are the complicated issues in my very complicated life….so stressful. Here’s another…. Here’s one more – I call this a fresh implant….

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Behati Prinsloo in Sheer Lingerie for Princesse Tam Tam of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s…. I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth. 1- I’ve never met Behati and never will. 2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth….. Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…

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Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood was at some Vegas pool party that I assume she hosted because she’s got an amazing body and needs to be in a bikini in order to stay relevent….I mean I think she needs to stay naked and take the natural course of being an ex playboy playmate and gradually make her way into hardcore porn….because I LIKE LOOKING AT HER NAKED PUSSY IN PICTURE AND VIDEO … I am not too into her mainstream hustle…doing the nerd comic book tech gadget videogame thing for some shitty TV network no one cares about….that shit only works when I haven’t seen a bitch naked….once I have…and she’s no longer getting naked in efforts to have a mainstream career, it’s like she’s mocking me or giving me the finger but not the kind of finger than makes me cum via my prostate…if you know what I mean. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jean Underwood Wins Esquire’s "Ladies’ Tournament" Bracket [PICS]

Posted on April 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We don’t mind that Esquire held their own version of what we called the Whack-It Bracket here at Mr. Skin for three reasons: 1) Our name is funnier 2) Seriously, everybody had a bracket this year 3) When the result is lots of sexy pictures of Esquire’ s champion Sara Jean Underwood, we all win. Congratulations to former Playboy playmate and current Attack of the Show hostess Sara Jean Underwood ! See more sexy pics from Sara’s celebratory “Me in My Place” photo shoot after the jump!

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Sara Jean Underwood Gets Sexy At Home

Posted on April 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You all know how much I love Sara Jean Underwood , she gives me underwood every time I see her, so getting these shots of her lounging all sexy like at home is awesome. Unless my bank account gets a sudden influx of cash, this is as close as I’m going to get to spending any time in the bedroom with my sweet sweet Sara. I’ll take whatever I can get. I always thought she hung out at home half naked, now I’ve got proof. If I looked like Sara I’d spend a lot of time half naked too…. Probably covered in baby oil. Check out more shots here .

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is hard to care when a bitch like Sara Jean Underwood posts a picture of her tits with her head cropped out of it, like she’s nervous you’re gonna put her on blast, in some kind of smear campaign that ruins her chances of being the president, even if the shit is non-nude….on twitter… You know….cuz she’s only on TV, and on twitter for that matter, to communicate with her fans she only has cuz SHE GOT ON PLAYBOY WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG ENOUGH FOR PERVERTS TO NOTICE AND CARE /…. But I’m posting it anyway. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Food Fight

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man, I love this Sara Jean Underwood hottie! I know I’ve said that before, but how could you not love a chick who hosts her own sexy Star Wars themed car wash for the Make A Wish Foundation and then follows it up by posing in her underwear with a team of hotties covered in food? The woman knows what I like. Here she is with the Rosie Jones , Emma Glover and Victoria Moore having themselves one hell of a sexy food fight. I’ve never been so hungry in my life.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Just Too Hot

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ummm…. Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of hottie Sara Jean Underwood …. Seriously? #amazinginvoluntaryboners

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Kate Beckinsale for Australian Mens Syle of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nerds, virgins, the socially awkward who can’t get pussy to notice them, love KATE BECKINSALE ….and I see her appeal…I just don’t know why her tight mom body became the poster body for fapping weirdos who like vampires….you see I know this cuz the one virgin loser, socially awkward weirdo nerd I was actually friends with before he fucked me over an made a multimillion dollar website with my idea…was so into this bitch he had a cardboard cut-out of her….that I’m sure he’d have dinner with when no one was around….you see cuz lonliness makes you do some shit…..and being a virgin loser nerd makes that shit real fucking weird….see cuz when I get lonely I just text past lovers pics of my testicles…but maybe that’s cuz I like real relationships with real people and not things made of cardboard that represent a real woman they’ll never met… Who cares…her she is in a mag….

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Sara Jean Underwood Proving She’s the Perfect Girl of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People are so vapid and useless that their ideas of the perfect girl are so fucking emotionally disconnected….shit like “she’d be a good mom and homemaker”….or “she’s rich”….or “her family is nice to me”….or “she lets me watch sports or knows sports”….or “she kicks it with the guys and has a beer”….or “I can trust her”…or “we like the same things”….or “we have great conversations”….or “we broke down all odds to be together cuz we were love at first sight”….or “she makes me laugh….all superficial and not the core of what matters in a real fucking connection with another person… …and the core of what matters is “she has great small fake tits, a hot pussy, she sucks my dick on command, she treats my dick like a sport and most importantly she let’s me fuck other girls when she’s on her period”….simple…. I can assume these pics of Sara Jean are part of the tips Ryan Seacrest gave her to be the perfect girl to dudes, both G4TV or not….cuz he’s got a lot of experience in knowing what guys want…you know she he fucks them… Here are her PUSSY PICS WE PUT UP YESTERDAY cuz she’s hot…. Here are pics of her and her friend being crazy drunken college chicks I want to fuck…

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