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Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines…. I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport…. Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

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Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them… She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core…. Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of…. She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

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Sara Jean Underwood Greased Up Hard Body of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood was a tight bodied Playmate of the year who didn’t need fake tits…but who got fake tits…to give her natural tits some shape and attitude pretty much making them perfect tits…even though anyone with 5k and insecurity and a willingness to get cut open for the sake of vanity can have …. so it’s not all that impressive…but what is is that she didn’t go trashy and get DD cup beach balls that were the reason I always hated fake tits…. See, before Decemeber…I had only experienced massive implants and hated them….but Santa came early for me this past year and showed me what a B-Cup implant was all about…perfection….leading me to realize that implants save shity tits….they can be magical…if if they are full of shit…. The other thing good about Sara Jean besides her smart implant choices, hard body, ability to pretend to be Ryan Seacrests GF before becoming the new Olivia Munn manipulating the nerds everywhere…while providing them with masturbation FODDER from her past stint with Playboy that got her famous in the first place…cuz if you’re 19 with a dream…that’s an easy way to make it happen if you’re willing to get naked sluts…….. is her pussy ….The thing is fucking spectacular…possibly hardly used…and that just makes her irritating behavior so acceptable… TO SEE A GALLERY OF HER HOT NAKED PUSSY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Micaela Schaefer in a Ridiculous Red Carpet Outfit of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Stewart Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jea Underwood’s Hot Little Implants of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Implants save shitty tits….you know I was never an implant fan, because all the implants I ever fucked or jerked off on were just too big, but I was recently made a believer, that a solid B Cup implant is pretty much fucking perfection….There’s still enough natural to it to not be two little tennis ball titties….so ripping into this playboy playmate turned nerd masturbation fodder by pretending to like their bullshit….for having fake tits Ryan Seacrest didn’t get enough use out of is not gonna happen….especially since she’s got a hot pussy to match…I guess that makes me a fan of a bitch I shouldn’t really be a fan of cuz I get her lie…and I like to protect nerds everywhere from bitches who will eat them up and spit them out….but who fucking cares…here she is playing ping pong on the beach.

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Dita Von Teese Models Vintage Style Lingerie for Target of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dita Von Teese is releasing a vintage lingerie line called Von Follies available at target…and unfortunately, she decided to be her own model and pinup…. She I like vintage lingerie, I even like pinup and vintage erotica, but I don’t like Dita Von Teese, she’s just an internet hit that did playboy and got credit for a scene unfortunately filled with fat burlesque dancers with bangs…. It could be so hot…but isn’t….Here are the pics anyway…

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Sara Jean Underwood Continues Her Male Manipulation in a Bikini with Beer of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a lie…but one of those lies that doesn’t matter because the bitch is relatively hot and in a bikini…but a lie none the less and that’s totally not very Christian of SARAH JEAN UNDERWOOD ….you see she’s pulling the next Olivia Munn…pretending to be this fan boy accessible virgin loser fantasy chick who’s just the all round perfect girl for the average guy…it sports and beer and video games and sci/fi….and I find it how two dimensional her marketing people think us dudes are…..feeding us a fucking lie….even if it is a lie that doesn’t matter…even if it is a better lie than when she sold her soul to be Ryan Seacrest’s diversion from his homosexuality via being his “gf” in exchange for him helping her go from Playboy to TV…..even if it is a better lie than her fake tits that were fine before….It’s still a fucking lie…a bikini clad lie I want to burry my face in…..because under this bikini is a slamming hot pussy …..we’ve all seen naked….

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Sara Jean Underwood Bearded Bikini Pictures

Posted on November 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.

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Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey Wrestle In Oatmeal

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes good things happen to me, not often, but sometimes. Like finding an old french fry on the seat of my car or getting these pictures of my new internet girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood wrestling some chick named Candace Bailey in a baby pool filled with oatmeal. Yes!!! I’ve waited a long time for something like this to come along. I don’t know what it’s for or who won, but today was a good day. Enjoy. more pictures of Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey here

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