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One of these days, Victoria’s Secret is going to finally have to pass the torch (or I guess the million-dollar bra) from Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to a new generation of hotties, and whenever that day comes, I vote for Sara Sampaio to become the new face booty of the company. She’s perfect for it.
Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen.. I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE… The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst. The post Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Dundas Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who the fuck is Elizabeth Gilles and why am I posting her fishnets like they matter…because they don’t. She’s some Disney star, probably molested in the pedophile ring… whore by her parents, now on Dynasty, a very terrible fucking show, I’ve seen a minute of it and had to shut that fucking down….it’s so bad… I guess guys find her hot and jerk off to her…because guys are perverts and jerk off to everything…his doesn’t quite hit the mark for me… The post Elizabeth Gillies Halloween Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters , they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right.. I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be… The post Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio dressed up like a Plastic Surgery ridden model – to divert from any plastic surgery she’s likely had – to reaffirm that she’s all natural and that is why Victoria’s Secret like her so much….you know…skinny and all natural…straight from PORTUGAL….to million dollar contracts in NYC, like she wasn’t created in a lab with Adriana Lima DNA and she’s not a humanoid…. THAT SAID…good costume…it reminds me of every girl on the social media…and that gives boners… She’s also red riding hood… The post Sara Sampaio’s Solid Halloween Costumes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career: Posted morning instagram photos…. The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch…. The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume…. Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are…. Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man… And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus… More old timers… Group Shot: Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot.. Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model. The post Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think it is important to give a personality like Sara Sampaio extra love while she’s being paparazzi fodder in Cannes for the rich guys and perverts she’s escorting for… Because despite being Portuguese, we can’t hold that against her, she’s also skinny and half naked for a major brand, making her count to me….but more importantly, she is bringing that half nakedness to Cannes…thong on the red carpet…my god…woman is shameless.. I am just mad she didn’t get her period in this outfit…or food poisoning…I mean every since junior high I’ve known how important, edgy and daring white pants are…and ever since I started fucking…I knew how messy white panties got….so whenever I see a whore in white…I look for the green or brown or bloody stains….you know leftover residue from fertility, miscarriage, abortion, infection, excitement from making it… I see no stains…and for that reason alone…I cry on the inside…while staring at her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Thong Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
