Tag Archives: sara sampaio

Sara Sampaio’s Sweet Tush In Lingerie

I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio . No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington In a Stupid Love Magazine Video

What a waste of time! This video of Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington for Love Magazine is not sexy, funny or witty. It’s absolutely stupid. I don’t find skinny chicks acting like goofballs and lifting fake weights at all entertaining. I know Love Magazine is trying to reinvent cool, but they are going to have to do much better than this. Once again, just stick with a$$ up, face down! Works every time. » view all 12 photos                    

Continue reading here:
Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington In a Stupid Love Magazine Video

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is working for other brands than Victoria’s Secret, which is crazy if you were to think about it rationally, why would a brand that created her, because the only reason you know of her is because of Victoria’s Secret…life of a fisherman’s daughter because all portuguese women are Fisherman daughters…it’s all people do in Portugal…or as some call it – the asshole of Europe but it created Ronaldo…. I am convinced that all the VS girls are robots, and to earn the cost of producing them, they farm them out to work…to all other brands…as long as people remember that VS owns them…then it’s just leveraging the competition to get what you need done…and to build yourself up off the backs of dumb half naked girls…so good The post Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to see the original:
Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars… Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do… This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it… The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad… The post Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the article here:
Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

Gigi Hadid And Sara Sampaio’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from  Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio . But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel ? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties. Continue reading

Gigi Hadid And Sara Sampaio’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from  Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio . But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel ? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties. Continue reading

Sara Sampaio And Doutzen Kroes Do Love

I’ve missed the last couple of these LOVE Advent videos, mostly because up until now, they’ve all just starred lame wannabe models . But I just opened these two, and surprise, they finally got real models in lingerie for once: Sara Sampaio and Doutzen Kroes . And better yet, the videos are actually kind of hot. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Read the rest here:
Sara Sampaio And Doutzen Kroes Do Love

Sara Sampaio Pals Around Topless On Vacation, and DAMN

The 25-year-old Portuguese sex goddess known as Sara Sampaio went on a vacation with her gal pal Toni Garrn over Thanksgiving, and I’m thankful that she captured their sexiest moments on her Instagram! … read more

Continued here:
Sara Sampaio Pals Around Topless On Vacation, and DAMN

Sara Sampaio Pals Around Topless On Vaca, and DAMN

The 25-year-old Portuguese sex goddess known as Sara Sampaio went on a vacation with her gal pal Toni Garrn over Thanksgiving, and I’m thankful that she captured their sexiest moments on her Instagram! … read more

Read this article:
Sara Sampaio Pals Around Topless On Vaca, and DAMN

Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes…. Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner… This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks… Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992. Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer The post Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read this article:
Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day