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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle… I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit.. The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day

Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand…. Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything…. The post Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute… But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me… She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass… So much porn, so little time.. The post Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Because She Is Hot

In case you’re having any trouble remembering what a real model looks like with all the Instagram wannabes floating around the Internet these days, here’s a quick refresher from the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 red carpet thanks to Sara Sampaio , aka one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret hotties. Because even though Sara here was clearly born to wear lingerie, she still looks just as good stuffed into a tight dress. So enjoy. Continue reading

Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about… Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples. It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved. The post Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day

The latest bullshit news that means absolutely nothing to anyone at all, but the media picks up on it, because the media is paid for by advertisers, and they need to perpetuate consumerism to ensure they stay in business…which in this case is Victoria’s Secret….a mall brand of underwear…that is made in a sweat shop…that doesn’t do anything innovative or compelling in underwear…that don’t go out and give free underwear to people in the third world…but who instead overcharge for their product, making girls feel inadequate about their bodies, by overpaying and using these cunts to peddle their shit, because the system works…they make girls want to be these models, I can’t understand why they are the benchmark, but they are…making normal girls think that if they use their middle of the road paycheck on their product…it will all be ok… Every year, they do an absolutely boring televised informercial people watch…because they don’t realize it’s an infomercial…because Holiday season is their big time of year. They want VS boxes under every tree by using Boxes they brand VS…. Well Rihanna won’t be one of those boxes….Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid…I assume a Jenner or Two…Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Rachel Hilbert and the old timers Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel will be…but not Rihanna, she dropped out of the shit to work on her next album…and is rich enough to not bother… So fuck Victoria’s Secret…and their lies… Here’s Rihanna’s behind the scenes screengrabs from Bitch Better Have My Money video shoot…because her nipples…always win…I posted the video last week, you can google it….or CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Dropped Out of the Victoria’s Secret Show Here are Her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio, Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd Work It Good

Here’s a bonus dose of Victoria’s Secret hotness for you perverts:  Sara Sampaio , Jasmine Tookes and Romee Strijd doing a lingerie shoot in Miami. Because as I always say, the only thing better than one hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie is three of them. Although I still think they could stand to upgrade the location. I mean, everybody does photoshoots at the beach. But a lingerie shoot in a blogger’s backyard? Now that’s new and exciting. Well, for me and the Little Tuna anyway. Oh well. Maybe next time. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Is Airing Out

There’s few things I love more than seeing a Victoria’s Secret hottie on her way to or from the gym (well, except maybe seeing them in lingerie). But anyway, here’s  Sara Sampaio taking a break on a New York City bench and airing it out after a workout. And I bet she smells like roses. Or at least a whole lot better than the homeless dude sleeping on that thing before she got there. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Pug Love

This is taking pug love to a whole new level! Continue reading