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Sara Sampaio Because She Is Pretty

It’s a little hard to keep track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, especially since none of them have set themselves apart from the pack yet by agreeing to marry me. But  Sara Sampaio here is definitely one of my favorites, mostly because she’s an instant pants fire whether she’s on the red carpet or the beach . I mean, obviously I prefer her on the beach, but hell, I’d also prefer her in my bed. So when it comes to super-hot lingerie models, I’ve learned to be happy just taking what I can get. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day

Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym… Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat… The post Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mathilde Gohler Will Blow Your Mind

Meet Mathilde Gohler . I don’t know much about the Danish hottie, but what I do know is that she was born to wear lingerie, that she’s hot enough to cause a five-alarm pants fire, and that I’ll probably be spending the rest of the afternoon “researching” her on Instagram to find out more. Like whether she looks just as hot in a bikini. I’m betting she does. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Sara Sampaio’s Sexy Cleavage Show

Here’s one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret hotties Sara Sampaio at the Age of Adaline premiere in New York. And now that Sara’s landing Carl’s Jr. ads and getting invited to movie premieres, it looks like I officially missed my chance with the smoking hot model. OK, so fine, I didn’t have much of a shot even when she wasn’t a household name, but 0.0000000001% is still better than nothing. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day

The rumor is that the younger Kardashian affiliate, who isn’t quite a Kardashian, but rather a product of whatever the whore mother was before gold digging a rich Armenian lawyer in the 89s, and a pro Athlete from the Wheaties box of the 70s turned woman Jenner….but she’s still on their shit show…she’s still the one trying to be more legitimate than all the others, taking her fame whoring to a more fashion and modeling, rather than porn and hip hop video route, but she still has a fucking ass… She’s not all that hot, but that ass seems to be, especially because she’s skinny, even when pushing out her ass, that’s just how girls are built these days, whether it is GMOs or not, fake or not, the roundness of asses on all girls has substantially improved the last decade…and I appreciate a fat ass on a skinny girl, as long as it’s not too fat.. The post Kendall Jenner Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day

I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy… Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit.. That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company… She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat…. She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon… Either way, she’s in a bikini The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but the only thing getting me through this freezing cold winter we’ve been having this year is seeing hotties like  Sara Sampaio here at the beach in Miami. I mean, for one, new bikini pictures from a Victoria’s Secret hottie is just one more good reason to stay parked in front of the computer all day and not to leave the house. But it’s also got my pants region so hot, I’m saving a ton on my heating bills. Photos: Fameflynet

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sara Sampaio Loves Skinny of the Day

A photo posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:17pm PST 5 days ago Sara Sampaio defended herself against evil society that hates skinny girls and that try to shame her for all she represents being skinny, even though the real people who deserve to be bullied are fat girls, because it is for their own good, it beats diabetes….and skinny models should be celebrated, because they fit the clothes best, that’s why they are models… So any skinny hot model bitch defending the evil that is fat chicks is a friend of mine, even if she probably hates me because I make fun of her on the internet, provided she knows I exist, which I can assure you she doesn’t, even though she should, since we are fighting the same fight, hating fat chicks… I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny! Every body is different, and every metabolism is different! I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy! The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous! U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours! Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy Happy jump ???? #stbarths Uma foto publicada por Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) a Nov 11, 2014 at 2:42 PST So blessed!! ???????????????? @vspink @sash19 #stbarths A photo posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:42pm PST

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The Model Nudity in LUI Magazine’s Summer Issue of the Day

Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue… For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like.. Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome This issue features: Magdalena Frackowiak Emily Didonato Sara Sampaio Lais Riberio Isabeli Fontana Karmen Peradu AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine

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