Olympia Valance is some Australian model who is in some Australian TV show that has been on for fucking ever and that has created many stars like Kylie Minogue…back in the 80s…who actually looks better than this Olympia Valance chick who did a photoshoot and the assistant did a great time covering up her tits…tits that look way too fucking natural, even for me, someone who is into natural tits, because they remind me of my chubby first girlfriend all sloppy and heart breaking…where it all went wrong…and created the motherfucker you see today… TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Olympia Valance Tits While Changing of th eDay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful….. Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Here’s her tattoo… The post Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nate Parker was poised to become a superstar with the release of his highly touted film, The Birth Of A Nation. However, thanks to a lackluster answer to a question about his past, the film’s roll out is in jeopardy while a debate has been sparked (actually, rehashed) about whether a man accused of rape should even be supported. Continue
OOZing with infections personalities and sporting similar physical characteristics, Parker Posey and Sarah Silverman’s on-screen characters are equally bristly, curious, spunky, and unforgettable. Oh, and they don’t mind going nude! Time to decide who’s sexier! … read more
This video came out about a month ago. I don’t listen to music, it distracts me from the voices in my head, so I don’t really keep on top of music videos, or what youtube calls – visuals to entertain people as they use youtube to listen to music for free, but that MTV call useless, because they aren’t as compelling as shitty reality TV, from Real World, to Jersey Shore, what the fuck’s the point of playing music on a music based network let youtube have that corner on the marketplace…makes perfect sense when you’re slow to the fucking gate… Now in this video by someone named Mary Komasa, there is a titty model named Anja Rubik, who has been in many campaigns and who is pretty much a top model, despite being a titty model….who is showing her titties in one of the most dramatic videos I’ve seen in a while, not just because it is lack and white, but because there are grenades at a fashion show and two women in a topless embrace…because it’s art…. As someone who jerked off to music videos before the world had porn, before the world was destroyed by porn, before kids were raised by porn to think that sex is a male centric- bro pleasure activity – that involves abuse, facial abuse, etc….leading to all these jacked up horny rapists at the college level who think that”s what romance is…I guess this is more the kind of video you’d want to jerk off to thank S Club 7, the Spice girls and Cher in lingerie on a boat…we took what we were given….oh the 90s…. Either way, hot tits. The post Anja Rubik Topless Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I call this Bitches on Bitches.. Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring… Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick… But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won… What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland… The post Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
White Stars Nominated For BET/NAACP Image Awards The great white “ diversity in Hollywood ” debate has swerved into a white-splain-y abyss fueled by the whitest Oscars ever and Stacey Dash’s small-brained blabbery (BET/NAACP don’t award white people???) that flood social media daily. Hit the flip for a collection of white people who were nominated for BET and NAACP Image Awards.
Nailin’ Palin …in real life. Details Of Sarah Palin’s Relationship With Glen Rice Detailed In Biography “The Rogue” You may remember this story from a couple years ago , when former NBA sharpshooter Glen Rice confirmed that he had bumped uglies with vapid ex-Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, back when he was in college. Today, we have more intimate details about the swirly relationship thanks to the folks at Deadspin now that Joe McGinniss’s has released his new book “The Rogue” After her graduation, Sarah returned to Alaska and worked on the sports desk of Anchorage television station KTUU. On weekends, she’d sometimes appear on camera, delivering sports reports during the 10:00 PM newscast. Her attitude toward people of color was evolving. In Anchorage, she even dated black men. A friend says, “Sarah and her sisters had a fetish for black guys for a while.” Each year, over Thanksgiving weekend, the University of Alaska hosted a basketball tournament called the Great Alaska Shootout, featuring some of the country’s best teams. In 1987, one of the top squads to visit Anchorage was the University of Michigan, led by six-foot-eight junior Glen Rice, number 41. Rice would lead Michigan to the NCAA Championship in 1989, appearing on the cover of Sports Illustrated and setting a scoring record for the NCAA tournament that stands today. After graduating from Michigan as the school’s all-time leading scorer, he starred in the NBA for fifteen years. Whether in her professional capacity as a sports reporter or simply as a basketball groupie who’d begun to find black men attractive, Sarah linked up with the Rice during the weekend tournament. One friend recalls, “They went out. I suspect it was more than that. I can’t say I know they had sex, but I remember Sarah feeling pretty good that she’d been with a black basketball star.” Can’t you just see Sarah Palin walking around Alaska, smiling, singing…d**k-matized In one version of the story, Sarah’s encounter with Rice took place in her sister Molly’s dorm room at the University of Alaska Anchorage. “She hauled his ass down,” a friend says, “but she freaked out afterward. Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I f***ed a black man! She was just horrified. She couldn’t believe she’d done it.” Glen Rice remembers the weekend quite differently. When I spoke to him by telephone in March 2011, he said, “I remember it as if it was yesterday. She was a sweetheart. I met her almost as soon as we got out there.” Rice does not recall being in a university dorm room. “We hung out mostly at the hotel where the team was staying,” he told me. “We just hit off. In a short time, we got to know a lot about one another. It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried.” “So you never had the feeling she felt bad about having sex with a black guy?” I asked. “No, no, no, nothing like that,” Rice said. “Even after I left Alaska, we talked a lot on the phone. I think right up until the time she got married. She was a gorgeous woman. Super nice. I was blown away by her. Afterward, she was a big crush that I had. I talked about her for a long time. Only good things. She was a well-rounded young lady. It’s amazing the way that’s stayed with me. I think the utmost of her and I felt that way from the start.” So Sarah sat on the black snake, moaned, then lost her isht?? Sounds legit to us… Image via LosThatSportsBlog
