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Big Love Backlash! Chloë Sevigny Blames "Awful" Remarks on Exhaustion

You know the old adage, If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all? Or how about this one: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you? Neither could be closer to the truth…

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Big Love Backlash! Chloë Sevigny Blames "Awful" Remarks on Exhaustion

Sophie Turner’s Tits Distract from her Face of the Day

My last celebrity defamation lawsuit threat came from this bitch, Sophie Turner….who I am sure isn’t legally allowed to call herself a celebrity, but for some reason, I like to call her tits, manages to still get noticed and defended by die heart fans….I wrote that she looked like a pornstar or a whore, which if you I were to ever see her on the street I’d say something like “hey that bitch looks like a pornstar, let’s google pornstars and see if we can find her” but apparently she thought that was worth having her laywer write me a letter about….so when I see pictures of her and her perky fake tits..or her “alledged” fake tits…it reminds me of goodtimes those goodtimes…. So we may not know who she is…but people took pictures at the airport of her so she must be someone going somewhere important to do something important… Pics via Bauer

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Michelle Branch Is Inked

It took me a while to write this post because I had to do a little research to remind myself who this Michelle Branch chick was. After about three minutes of searching and five minutes of online sudoku I’m still not sure what she’s famous for. In any case, whoever she is, she looks pretty hot showing off her stripper tramp stamp tattoos in Inked Magazine . I think that just about covers it, oh I forgot to say something about her boobs, or lack there of. Done.

Mary Carey’s Dress Is VERY Fashionable

I’m not into fashion all that much, but I think that this purple dress that pornstar Mary Carey is wearing is just fabulous. The stitching, the material and the sleek lines are all very impressive. What? Did you think I was going to say something about her breast? Shame on you for underestimating me, I can appreciate fine craftsmanship when I see it you know. Ha! Are you frickin’ kidding me? Look at those massive things, they look like beach balls, I want to kick them. Not in a violent way, purely in a sexual way. Enjoy.

O.J. Simpson Suit Bound For Smithsonian

Most times when you talk about suits and O.J. Simpson, they’re of the legal variety. People suing the knife-wielding maniac for wrongful death and whatnot. This time, though, the topic is a suit the notorious murderer wore when he was somehow acquitted of murder by a jury jam-packed with idiots back in ’95. Those fine threads may be headed to the Smithsonian Institution. After a court hearing Monday, which followed years of squabbling, lawyers for O.J. Simpson and Fred Goldman both agreed to donate the ” acquittal suit .” Here’s the historic judicial system failure in question … The judge called O.J. from prison, where he’s serving a 15-year term for armed robbery and kidnapping, to get his approval. Simpson’s lawyer said he agreed. Provided no one makes money off it, that is. David Cook, Goldman’s lawyer, says, “The donation to the Smithsonian of the acquittal suit puts front and center the shock to America when justice escaped the Los Angeles courthouse. The memory of Ron Goldman shall be on permanent display.” “If the suit is the emblematic of justice gone berserk, justice is served.” Goldman has been relentlessly trying to cash in on everything Simpson-related since winning a $30-million-plus civil judgment for O.J. killing his son. No word if the Smithsonian will accept the thing, or if Christie Prody has changed her name and signed up for a witness protection program yet.

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Robert Pattinson Takes Over NYC

New York might be the city that never sleeps, but it sure knows how to scream when Robert Pattinson is in town. The actor stopped by Today yesterday for an interview with Matt Lauer and will sit down with Jon Stewart tonight on The Daily Show . In between, the Twilight Saga star – in town to promote Remember Me – stopped and signed autographs for an adoring public. He couldn’t even wait to do so, sprinting to meet them. Run, Robert, run! In the Lauer interview, posted below, Pattinson comes across as grounded and good-humored. He makes a good point about his controversial Details magazine interview , saying critics get on you if you’re too boring… and also give you a hard time when you say something scandalous. It’s impossible to win. Rob also admits that he wouldn’t give interviews if it wasn’t part of his job, seeming like someone that truly loves being an actor, yet is not obsessed with being a celebrity. How refreshing! Check it out now: Robert on Today

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How Channing Tatum Burned His Penis

Link: http://www.details.com/celebrities-en… In a recent interview with Details Magazine , Channing Tatum explains how he scalded his penis with boiling water while filming his new movie The Eagle of the Ninth .

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Websites Described As Food

Here is an entire sheet full of food metaphors rendered in ink.

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Websites Described As Food

Coco’s Hair

Show your support for Conan O'Brien by uploading a picture of yourself with Coco's hair.

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Coco’s Hair

Lady GaGa Thinks We’re Stupid

Lady GaGa has admitted that incident where she took the little teacup around the UK was merely an experiment.