Call me old fashioned but I’m starting to get very bored of “leaked” celebrity nudes. Today, we have Scarlett Johansson . I have a sneaky suspicion that these are fake. I’d think Scarlett is way too careful to have her sh%t hacked. Anyway, with cameras these days, pictures should be much better quality. Anyway, you guys decide. Pic 1 Pic 2 Related Articles: Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Return Scarlett Johansson Topless In He’s Just Not That Into You Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Have Gone Flat Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Alluring
Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing… Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson…. I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy… It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you… Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time… Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.
Here’s some dumpy shit that’s marketed as being hot for all the virgin losers who love all things comic book and the women in costumes who are bringing their fantasies they’ve jerked off to since they were teenage boys, unable to process how weird jerking off to a drawing is….. Her name is Scarlett Johansson and she’s taken her half assed, raspy voice, shitty acting and gut and put them into some spanx and spandex to re-invent her sloppy self…and you’re going to masturbate to her….again….maybe cuz she reminds you of a 40 year old mom….who should be wearing an oversized sweatsuit to her pilates class…and that feels like home…but I’m pretty sure it’s just marketing…cuz this bitch is overrated and more importantly overfed. Get her away from the craft services table motherfucker, you have a movie to make…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
You knew it was only a matter of time before Tara Reid would sober up and figure out how to use Twitter to her advantage. I guess she was sick of seeing all the other Twitter models get my attention that she had to do something. Here she is hanging out in her little bikini, probably on her honeymoon, looking pretty good actually. I bet it took like fifty takes to get the angles and lighting just right. How many times do you think she fell off the edge of that infinity pool? More please.
What’s all this garbage, it looks like Scarlett Johansson , but that can’t be right. I thought Scarlett was a hot piece of ass, this chick is far too sloppy looking. I get that sometimes you want to dress casually and take it easy and enjoy what looks like some sort of green sludge of a beverage, but at least spice it up a little. A pair of tight spandex yoga pants would go a long way in this situation. Not to mention unleashing those big breasts of hers, they don’t need to be tucked so tightly into a sports bra, they’re not going to run away. Let them breathe.
This just in from The Weinstein Company: Sarah Jessica Parker, Brendan Fraser, Jessica Alba, James Gandolfini and Rob Corddry are among the voice talent joining the studio’s 3-D animated family flick Escape From Planet Earth . Says co-writer/director Cal Brunker: ” Escape From Planet Earth has got it all… explosions, romance and a cast of hilarious aliens….what more could you ask for?” Oh, I dunno. A flow chart ? A shotgun? Let’s check out the full announcement and consider alternatives in the comments.
You’ve already seen Tom Cruise , Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand , Catherine Zeta-Jones and Sebastian Bach in character on the set of Adam Shankman’s upcoming Rock of Ages , but this pic is sure to get you really excited for the musical adaptation. Constantine Maroulis — who originated the Rock of Ages lead role of Drew on Broadway, and earned a Tony nomination for his performance — officially has a small part in the film as well!
This December, Cameron Crowe returns with We Bought a Zoo — his first feature film since 2005. According to a new article in USA Today , the writer/director is not relying on performances from stars Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson to recover the critical reputation he damaged with Elizabethtown — but the groundbreaking work of Crystal, the capuchin monkey from The Hangover Part II .
Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….
I haven’t done a post on Scarlett Johansson in ages. That’s because every single time she’s out in public, she looks like a frumpy lesbian who spends their days at Starbucks trying to figure out a way to save the planet. Well, here she is showing off her body in the latest Elle France. Now there’s no way Scarlett’s legs are that toned. Don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. I need proof! I want to see the non-photoshopped pictures.
