In case you hadn’t noticed, Bai Ling ‘s been making a serious comeback on the site these past few weeks. Last time we saw her, she was getting topless for New Year’s Eve and the time before that, she was getting topless for no good reason at all . And now here she is at the beach, and while she’s not topless, she’s still giving Micaela Schaefer a run for her money to become my new best-dressed nobody. I haven’t seen enough to unseat Micaela yet, but I hope Bai keeps it going, because a little healthy competition is good for everyone. Most of all us. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Micaela Schaefer proving once again why she’s the #1 best-dressed nobody of all-time with what’s got to be the smallest outfit I think I’ve ever seen her in. And with Micaela, that’s saying something. Supposedly she’s making me break out the dreaded black censored bars here to promote the new season of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here with a topless statue of herself (and yes, I had to blur it out too). And all I want to know is, where can I get one of these for my office? Because if I can’t convince Micaela to come hang out on my desk, it’s the next best thing. Photos: WENN.com
Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this: Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa…. I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…
I’ve never heard of Denise Schaefer but she sounds like chanukah 2014…if you know what I mean..but luckily I am not a nazi or an anti-semite and love all girls equally…in fact I historically love all Jewish girls because they have a good sense of humor, tits, and they suck dick as long as you’re not married to them…that said I guess Schaefer could also be German…and on the Nazi side of the coin…leaving us so torn while looking at these pics by Jeffrey Chan , a Canadian photographer, living the dream…because he gets to take pics of girls like Denise Schaefer …who are coincidentally girls I want to have sit on my face and smother me until I die my own Gas Chamber asphyxia….right? or is that just weird to say?
I’ve never seen an actual Micaela Schaefer photoshoot, but I’m so glad that she decided to get behind a professional camera and produce this masterpiece. This is the greatest set of pictures I’ve ever seen! Now I apologize for having to block out the good parts, but because we live a prude society, the few advertisers I do have would kick me off their networks. Anyway, whoever thought of this pic is a creative genius! Continue reading →
This is jacked up on so many levels… Body Of US Woman Found In Suitcase On Bali Resort, Victim’s Daughter & Boyfriend Arrested The body of an American woman who was beaten to death was discovered inside a suitcase abandoned in an Indonesian taxi and it looks like her 18-year-old daughter and the daughter’s boyfriend may be responsible. According to CNN reports: An 18-year-old American woman and her boyfriend have been arrested in connection with the killing of the woman’s mother, whose body was found inside a suitcase at a luxury hotel in Bali, CNN affiliate Trans TV reported Wednesday. Sheila von Weise Mack, 62, was found beaten to death and stuffed in a suitcase at the prestigious St. Regis Bali Resort on Tuesday, Djoko Hariutomo, the police chief of Denpasar, the capital of Bali, told the broadcaster. Her daughter, Heather Mack, and the daughter’s 21-year-old boyfriend, Peter Schaefer, were later found by police sleeping in a hotel room in Kuta, according to Trans TV. Kuta is a town about 10 kilometers (6 miles) away from the St. Regis. Police said that the couple told them that they had been taken captive at the resort Tuesday by an armed gang whose members killed Sheila, but that they later managed to escape, Trans TV reported. However, hotel workers and the taxi driver who turned in the body to police gave a different version of events. The taxi driver told police that Heather Mack and Schaefer hailed him at the St. Regis, placing one bag in the trunk and two more in the back seat, according to Trans TV. They then reportedly went back in to the hotel and did not return. After two hours went by, the taxi driver said he entered the hotel and spoke to employees, who went to the family’s rooms and found them empty. When the taxi driver and a manager opened the trunk, they saw blood on the luggage and drove the car to a police station, where the woman’s body was found inside a hard-sided grey piece of luggage, Trans TV reported. Police told the broadcaster that the woman was from Minnesota, according to her documents. But CNN could not immediately confirm her place of residence. The St. Regis is one of the most upmarket hotels on Bali, a popular tourist destination. Room rates at the resort start at $470 a night, according to its website. So messed up. Talk about vacation gone dead wrong. Those kids are looking guilty as hell, and you know the justice system doesn’t play over there. What could have happened to make them snap on Ma Dukes like that? Prayers go out to friends and family of the victim… R.I.P. to Sheila von Weise Mack APImages
Not gonna lie, I was a little surprised to see Micaela Schaefer so covered up here at the debut presentation for Citroën’s C4 Cactus (that’s a car, just in case you were wondering). I mean, where’s the usual body paint and black censor bars that we’ve come to expect from the best-dressed nobody of all-time? But considering Micaela still looks hot enough to get my engine running no matter what she wears, I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts. Photos: WENN.com
Not gonna lie, I was a little surprised to see Micaela Schaefer so covered up here at the debut presentation for Citroën’s C4 Cactus (that’s a car, just in case you were wondering). I mean, where’s the usual body paint and black censor bars that we’ve come to expect from the best-dressed nobody of all-time? But considering Micaela still looks hot enough to get my engine running no matter what she wears, I guess it’s true what they say: it’s what’s underneath that counts. Photos: WENN.com
After doing a quick search on Dillion Harper turns our she is a porn star. Surprise, Surprise!!! Anyway, here she is performing at some Gentlemans’s club, but if you want to see her in live action, I suggest you do a quick Google search. You’re welcome! I could never imagine a girl this innocent looking performing sexual acts on screen. A girl like this should only be performing sexual acts with me in my mom’s basement.
Here’s everyone’s favorite “author” Micaela Schaefer at the SexySoccer2014 football match showing her support for team Germany. Obviously, I’m all about Team USA, but I would probably change allegiance for just one evening with those funbags. Sorry, I’m a very weak man. On another note, if you are into German webcam chicks, check out the site that is written on her arm. Continue reading →
