Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.
The hell is going on out here?! Three Separate Universities Received Bomb Threats Today A trio of universities were disrupted by violent threats this morning although all three campuses were later determined to be safe, according to the schools. University of Texas president William Powers, Jr., said today that the school was “extremely confident” that the campus was safe and free of explosive devices as of 1 p.m., following a bomb threat placed to the school around 8:30 a.m. this morning. Shortly after the University of Texas announced its bomb threat, North Dakota State University in Fargo, N.D., announced that it too had been the target of a bomb threat and was evacuating students. A third university, Valparaiso University in Indiana, announced that it had received a violent threat as well in the form of a graffiti message. All three campuses have since been cleared. Officials said they do not yet know if the threats are related. “There was always a question about the credibility of the threat. As you know there was a threat in North Dakota as well, so our evaluation continued, but we could not assure ourselves that this was not a credibile threat, so we thought the prudent thing to do was clear the buildings,” Powers said at a news conference today. This sounds like some isht right out of the movies. Around 8:30 a.m., the university received a phone call from someone with a Middle-Eastern accent who made an unspecific threat saying there were explosives in buildings on campus that would go off within 90 minutes to two hours, the university said. According to one message sent by the university to students, the man identified himself as part of Al Qaeda. The university (Texas) investigated the threats to evaluate their credibility before deciding to evacuate the campus buildings as a precaution, Powers said. Students were notified shortly before 10 a.m. to evacuate campus buildings. Law enforcement officials then swept each building on campus to ensure that it was clear of any threats, Powers said. Powers appeared along with the mayor of Austin, Lee Leffingwell, and chief of campus police, Robert Dahlstrom. “We are very confident from working with state officials, our officials, and federal officials, we can’t go into the details of why we know this, but we are extremely confident that the campus is safe,” Powers said. Unfortunately, there have not been any arrests made but local police and FBI agents are still actively pursuing a suspect. Image via University Of Texas Source
Really? You’re gonna blame the dead man?? Real classy Chris Christopher Darden Claims Johnnie Cochran Altered O.J.’s Gloves Nearly seventeen years after O.J. Simpson walked away from his murder trial a free man, a prosecutor at the center of the case has alleged that the lead defense lawyer tampered with a crucial piece of evidence. Former Los Angeles deputy district attorney Christopher Darden on Thursday accused Simpson defense lawyer, the late Johnnie Cochran, of “manipulating” one of the infamous gloves that the prosecution said linked Simpson to the grisly double murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman. After Simpson struggled to fit the gloves on his hands — in one of the defining moments of the racially charged trial that captivated the nation – Cochran famously admonished the jury, “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” On Thursday, during a panel discussion about the trial at Pace Law School in New York City, Darden, a member of the prosecution team, declared: “I think Johnnie tore the lining. There were some additional tears in the lining so that O.J.’s fingers couldn’t go all the way up into the glove.” Darden said in a follow-up interview on Friday that he noticed that when Simpson was trying on a glove for the jury its structure appeared to have changed. “A bailiff told me the defense had it during the lunch hour.” He said he wasn’t specifically accusing anyone, adding: “It’s been my suspicion for a long time that the lining has been manipulated.” He said he had previously voiced similar concerns in TV interviews, but could not recall the details. Why is this ninja still holding on to this B.S. ALL these years later Image via AP Source
America loves a good ol’ fashioned bachelor party. It’s a time honored tradition that’s been committed to film again and again, including in this week’s gender-reversal romp, Bachelorette , where the ladies get to behave badly . In honor of that film Movieline takes a look at the holy grail of bachelor party movies, and a bad movie we love: Bachelor Party , starring future Oscar-winner Tom Hanks . Bachelor Party imagines a world where Tom Hanks and Tawny Kitaen are engaged, just a couple of crazy kids living on a dream. If you’ve only ever known Kitaen from her car acrobatics in the “Here I Go Again” video now’s your chance to experience her acting skills as Debbie, a fun-loving gal who’s crazy in love with Hanks’ Ricky Gassko, despite her snobby parents’ disapproval. But before we get to know them, we’ve got to meet Rick and pals, our protagonists on this crazy journey through drugs, hookers and donkeys. Rick is a school bus driver by day who moonlights as some sort of avant-garde sculptor by night. ’80s filmmakers never met a welding helmet they didn’t like. He rounds up his motley crew of buds from their random jobs — baby photographer, mechanic, ticket scalper, and waiter — in order to break the news that he’s going pro; that’s right, he’s getting married. Next week! Of course the guys loudly protest until they realize that they can throw the biggest, baddest bachelor party in history. “WOMEN!!” bellows Rudy, for the first of about a thousand times in the flick. The promise of hookers is what snares the guys, and alarms the ladies. The night gets off to a zany start when Rick’s love rival, Cole (you know he’s a bad guy because he has the quintessential ’80s evil preppy haircut), intercepts their hookers and sends them to Debbie’s wedding shower instead! Zoinks! After enjoying a lesbian sex show, the ladies decide to go out and enjoy a night at the Chippendales, where a bunch of hunks in pastel bikinis do the grapevine and Debbie’s mom gets a foot-long surprise from a young gentleman named Nick the Dick, orchestrated by prankster Rick, who’s been tipped off by his buddy the bartender. For some reason, the ladies decide to get revenge on the guys by putting on their “Best Little Whorehouse In Texas” finest (bloomers are involved) and heading to the hotel. Bachelor Party is one of those movies where coincidence drives the entire engine of the plot. In one room we’ve got the bachelor party, which looks like a middle school pajama party only with more boobs; throughout the hotel, we’ve got our bride and her entourage as fake hookers waylaid by some Japanese businessmen, Cole in army fatigues with a crossbow, Debbie’s dad speaking at the beer convention downstairs, and a flamboyant lady about to, ahem, perform with an unsuspecting donkey. All the while, Tom Hanks is showing off his best dance moves, pulling pranks and officiating slumber party games. If anything, the movie is a great reminder of just how hot Tom Hanks was circa 1984. He’s adorable as the slacker with the heart of gold. And whatever happened to Adrian Zmed as his buddy O’Neill and the brains behind the operation? Very attractive, especially outfitted in the de rigeur bachelor party uniform: blazer, no shirt, necktie around head. And despite his meatheadishness and screaming physical comedy (the man literally buries his face into a giant bowl of popcorn during a fit of glee), I wouldn’t kick Barry Diamond out of bed for eating crackers. Bachelor Party is basically the blueprint for every wild party night movie. You may see shades of Can’t Hardly Wait , of Superbad or any movie where the wildest party ever is thrown, hijinks ensue, the cops show up and everyone runs, etc. But what qualifies Bachelor Party as a Bad Movie We Love is the high dose of WTF that it brings to the table. Oh, the 80s! It also manages to be incredibly raunchy without going for the gross-out factor, save for a few hairy butts and one proctology joke involving super-supporting character Dr. Tina Gassko, Rick’s sister-in-law. You will have to just accept that this was made in a pre-PC world and try to laugh at the sexism and homophobia and mild racism throughout. After the inevitable run from the cops montage, Cole throws Debbie over his shoulder and kidnaps her to a multiplex, naturally, where he and Rick have a beatdown in front of the screen playing a 3-D sci-fi movie, where the audience applauds realistic effects, like getting punched in the face. Smash cut to: Our happy wedding! Where we find out that Rick’s middle name is Ernesto (?!?) and he threatens to do something strange to Debbie with an egg beater now that they’re married. Ahhh, young love. They ride off into the sunset in the school bus driven by suicidal druggie friend Bradford, adorned with a sign “Just Having Sex.” So romantic. So if the coke-fueled lady antics of Bachelorette seem edgy to you, remember that everyone’s pal Tom Hanks did it first — with a donkey — just 28 years ago. Katie Walsh is a writer in Los Angeles. Follow her on Twitter at @katiewalshstx . Get more Bad Movies We Love !
My name is Hannah and I’m from Manchester in England, UK. I’ve been a huge fan since July 2009 but I never EVER thought that I’d be writing a Bieber experience, but on 06/06/2012 at 2:33pm, my dream really came true. It’s the school holidays so we all have a week off, it was just a normal day and I was sat at home on my own, studying, strangely enough I was wearing a Bieber shirt. About 6 months ago, I entered my details online to Radio One (UK) for a show called ‘Star Caller’ where celebrities call their biggest fans (if you’re lucky) I never thought that I had much of a chance, there was like a 1 in 27 million chance of Justin calling me. SO ANYWAY, my phone started ringing, I pick it up and I was like “Hello?” then I hear “Hannah? ” so I was like “Who is it?” (my phone is really quiet, and he sounds SO different on the phone!) “It’s Justin” so I said “It’s Justin?!” Then when he said “It’s Justin Bieber” MY WHOLE BODY STARTED SHAKING.. was this really him? I freaked out & asked him if he was joking, he said “It’s Justin, can’t you tell by my voice?” Then it really hit me that JUSTIN BIEBER WAS TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE. I jumped out of my seat and tried to keep calm, I tensed up my whole body because I knew I’d only have a couple of minutes and I couldn’t blow this one opportunity to talk to him. He asked me a couple things and he knew where I was from, and my age, we talked about school, his new songs, Dan Kanter, my mum(lol) ..he asked me what my favourite song was out of ‘All Around The World’ or ‘Die In Your Arms’, I said Die In Your Arms. I told him that I love ‘Turn To You.’ At one point I told him, “I’m so excited to be talking to you,” he was like, “Aww your excited to talk to me?” ..HE SAID AWW TO ME. I’ve always loved how he says aww to other fans. Then he just said it to me, how was I still breathing? And yes Justin, of course I am excited to talk to you! :’) THEN THE BEST PART OF IT WAS WHEN HE SAID TO ME: “I love you!” I replied with “I love you so much!” He said “I love you, thank you for being my Biggest Fan!” The fact that he called me his biggest fan made me feel so special, my 3 years of endless support have been noticed, I told him random things like that I was going to camp out for Believe tickets with my mum haha.. then he had to go. When he put the phone down, I literally collapsed to the ground screaming..it didn’t seem real, all I could hear going through my mind was Justin telling me he loved me. UNREAL. I called my mum to tell her all about it but I couldn’t even speak, I was CRYING hysterically down the phone, I couldn’t stand up straight. She thought something real bad had happened to me then I managed to squeel out what had just happened, she freaked out too. Then the radio station called me back about 30 minutes later, to talk to me about how I was feeling . By now, I was totally freaking out, everything was slowly sinking in. When Justin called me, my whole mind went blank. I’d planned what I’d say to him if I ever met him but I completely forgot everything. It was an amazing experience. I honestly spent the whole day shaking and crying, I felt like I hadn’t slept for days from so much jumping around and crying. I had to run up and down the stairs a couple of times to calm myself down. Imagine answering the phone and it’s your idol. Wow. IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, seriously, NEVER SAY NEVER! Never give up on your dreams. Thank you so so so much to Justin for taking the time to phone me, it’s made my life complete! I wont ever forget this day. -Hannah Go here to read the rest: My name is Hannah and I’m from Manchester in England, UK….
My name is Hannah and I’m from Manchester in England, UK. I’ve been a huge fan since July 2009 but I never EVER thought that I’d be writing a Bieber experience, but on 06/06/2012 at 2:33pm, my dream really came true. It’s the school holidays so we all have a week off, it was just a normal day and I was sat at home on my own, studying, strangely enough I was wearing a Bieber shirt. About 6 months ago, I entered my details online to Radio One (UK) for a show called ‘Star Caller’ where celebrities call their biggest fans (if you’re lucky) I never thought that I had much of a chance, there was like a 1 in 27 million chance of Justin calling me. SO ANYWAY, my phone started ringing, I pick it up and I was like “Hello?” then I hear “Hannah? ” so I was like “Who is it?” (my phone is really quiet, and he sounds SO different on the phone!) “It’s Justin” so I said “It’s Justin?!” Then when he said “It’s Justin Bieber” MY WHOLE BODY STARTED SHAKING.. was this really him? I freaked out & asked him if he was joking, he said “It’s Justin, can’t you tell by my voice?” Then it really hit me that JUSTIN BIEBER WAS TALKING TO ME ON THE PHONE. I jumped out of my seat and tried to keep calm, I tensed up my whole body because I knew I’d only have a couple of minutes and I couldn’t blow this one opportunity to talk to him. He asked me a couple things and he knew where I was from, and my age, we talked about school, his new songs, Dan Kanter, my mum(lol) ..he asked me what my favourite song was out of ‘All Around The World’ or ‘Die In Your Arms’, I said Die In Your Arms. I told him that I love ‘Turn To You.’ At one point I told him, “I’m so excited to be talking to you,” he was like, “Aww your excited to talk to me?” ..HE SAID AWW TO ME. I’ve always loved how he says aww to other fans. Then he just said it to me, how was I still breathing? And yes Justin, of course I am excited to talk to you! :’) THEN THE BEST PART OF IT WAS WHEN HE SAID TO ME: “I love you!” I replied with “I love you so much!” He said “I love you, thank you for being my Biggest Fan!” The fact that he called me his biggest fan made me feel so special, my 3 years of endless support have been noticed, I told him random things like that I was going to camp out for Believe tickets with my mum haha.. then he had to go. When he put the phone down, I literally collapsed to the ground screaming..it didn’t seem real, all I could hear going through my mind was Justin telling me he loved me. UNREAL. I called my mum to tell her all about it but I couldn’t even speak, I was CRYING hysterically down the phone, I couldn’t stand up straight. She thought something real bad had happened to me then I managed to squeel out what had just happened, she freaked out too. Then the radio station called me back about 30 minutes later, to talk to me about how I was feeling . By now, I was totally freaking out, everything was slowly sinking in. When Justin called me, my whole mind went blank. I’d planned what I’d say to him if I ever met him but I completely forgot everything. It was an amazing experience. I honestly spent the whole day shaking and crying, I felt like I hadn’t slept for days from so much jumping around and crying. I had to run up and down the stairs a couple of times to calm myself down. Imagine answering the phone and it’s your idol. Wow. IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, seriously, NEVER SAY NEVER! Never give up on your dreams. Thank you so so so much to Justin for taking the time to phone me, it’s made my life complete! I wont ever forget this day. -Hannah Go here to read the rest: My name is Hannah and I’m from Manchester in England, UK….
15-year-old Bobby Gladden brought a bottle of vodka with him on his first day of school this year . He also brought a disassembled shotgun and 21 rounds of ammo. Robert Gladden, 15, Identified As Shooting Suspect In Perry Hall Attack, Charged As Adult If you haven’t heard already, Gladden is the teen being held responsible for the school shooting near Baltimore Monday that left a classmate fighting for his life. Police have charged Robert Wayne Gladden Jr., 15, with attempted first-degree murder and assault in connection with Monday’s shooting at Perry Hall High School in Baltimore County. Gladden has been charged as an adult, police said. He is being held without bail at the Baltimore County Detention Center. Police will hold a news conference Tuesday morning to discuss the case. Daniel Borowy was shot in his back shortly before 11 a.m. in the school’s cafeteria, court documents said. Eyewitnesses described hearing a sound like a bag of chips popping before realizing that someone was shooting. Bowery, 17, remains in critical condition. With heightened security and trauma counselors on hand, Perry Hall restarted its school year Tuesday, the day after a student shot in the cafeteria was left in critical condition and another student was taken into custody as the suspected gunman. The shooting took place on the first day of classes Monday as several hundred students were in the cafeteria, where the sound of gunfire initially seemed like just another piece of the aural landscape. Instead, it was gunfire, striking Bowery, who was airlifted to Maryland Shock Trauma Center as classmates and strangers offered prayers for him at impromptu gatherings and across social media. Police said they do not believe the victim was targeted by the shooter. Witnesses said a school counselor quickly grabbed the shooter and pinned him up against a vending machine. The suspect was taken into custody shortly after the shooting. A man who identified himself as the suspect’s father told the Associated Press that his son had been bullied but declined to give further details. A woman who said she was related to the father gave the following statement on the family’s behalf: “We are horrified. We did not see this coming and our thoughts and prayers are with the victim and the victim’s family.” Students described a day that suddenly turned chaotic during an early lunch break in the cafeteria of the school, the county’s largest with nearly 2,200 students. Rather than the festive atmosphere of a school community returning after summer break, police helicopters whirred overhead, students dove under cafeteria tables and, as the news spread quickly, distraught parents tried to reach their children, in person or by phone or text message. Throughout the day, a sense of disbelief pervaded. Jeremy Knavel, 16, said he couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a student emerge from a bathroom Monday morning, taking a gun out from under his shirt. “I thought it was a joke,” he said. “Then when I heard the shot, I ran. I’m shaken still. I can’t believe it actually happened.” Sophomore Nick DiPaula, 15, said he and a friend were talking in the cafeteria when they heard a loud bang and turned to see what it was. “We just see him with the gun, and he’s aiming it at my table,” DiPaula said. A school counselor he identified as Jesse Wasmer ran over and tackled the gunman as he and other students hit the floor and another teacher started yelling, “Get out of the building, get out of the building!” DiPaula said. Wasmer was hailed as a hero by colleagues and across the Internet, where a “Thanks Mr. Wasmer” Facebook page was created. He could not be reached to comment, and school officials declined to discuss details of the incident. The actions of Wasmer and other teachers in the cafeteria who intervened “were really beyond what anyone can be expected to do,” and “made that situation the best it could have been in such a horrible time,” said Matt Smoot, a science teacher in his fifth year at the school. New Baltimore County schools Superintendent Dallas Dance, on his first day of classes after being hired this spring to head the school district, praised the school’s “heroic, brave faculty.” Dance said Perry Hall High would be open Tuesday with additional security at the school. The Police Department’s Critical Incident Stress Debriefing team will provide support for students and faculty, Armacost said. Junior Ryan Brady, 15, said he was several feet away from the shooting victim and saw blood on his shirt. As the counselor was tackling the shooter, his gun went off again, the bullet hitting the ceiling, said Brady, who got under a table to hide. “After I got outside, my hands were shaking really bad,” he said. “First thing I did was call my mom and told her everything that happened, and told her I was all right.” Police officers were already at the school, standard procedure for the first day of classes. County Executive Kevin Kamenetz said police and school officials responded in “terrific fashion” to the shooting. Students were escorted to the nearby Perry Hall Shopping Center at the corner of Ebenezer and Belair roads, where parents were instructed to meet them, police said. Hundreds of visibly shaken parents and others gathered at the shopping center as police helicopters hovered overhead. Thank God that guidance counselor moved so quickly! Here’s more info on Gladden via BusinessInsider : * He goes by the nickname SuicidalSmile on Facebook. * Many of his profile pictures show Gladden taking photos of himself while his long hair covers his face. Gladden also claims to like musicians Marilyn Manson and Slipknot and references notorious mass murderer Charles Manson. * Gladden’s Facebook page first caused concern yesterday when parents of students at the school noticed Gladden’s last status update read “First day of school, last day of my life. t(~_~t), fu*k the world.” . * Gladden’s classmates confirmed Tuesday to The Associated Press that the page belonged to the suspected gunman. * Police told The Associated Press that Gladden came to school armed with a disassembled shotgun and 21 rounds of ammunition. He also reportedly had a bottle of vodka. * Gladden’s father confirmed his son had been bullied prior to the shooting. However, police have not officially released a motive. * Students discussing the shooting on Tumblr offered different opinions of Gladden. After reading his Facebook page, one student, identified only as username those-atomic-bombs, said “any sympathy I had for this kid now gone until further notice.” * However, a student identified by the name -dazzleme- said Gladden “isn’t a psycho, or a monster or anything that you may think he is,” adding Gladden didn’t mean to shoot Borowy. “I know Bobby and he isn’t the type of kid to just go and randomly shoot people. He’s the kid that makes you laugh. He was bullied often and I believe that he just could not take it anymore,” -dazzleme- wrote on the Tumblr feed. Sad, the kid sounds deeply troubled. Our prayers are with Daniel Borowy and his family. We pray he will fully recover. Source Facebook
