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Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day

Don’t give Gigi all the glory…here’s latch on sister Bella… Love Magazine is a bit of a fame whore of a magazine, they basically attach themselves to anything relevant, rather than paving the way and finding things that are going to be relevant, that would require too much work, might as well just come up with a creative enough idea like the Advent Calendar, and get everyone involved because there are only 31 days in December that means only 31 people who they can use…getting all these people excited to participate and get that stamp of approval.. Whether it is Kendall dressed like a shark…. Or Bella in Lingerie looking like a 60s housewife…They’ll do whatever they can with whoever they can to build their own brand…makes sense, and doesn’t offend me, since it is decent enough content and any excuse to get girls in their underwear is good times… The advent calendar drops tomorrow – be excited… The post Bella Hadid in Lingerie for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day

Isabelle Fuhrman is some 18 turning 19 year old you didn’t jerk off to when she was 17, because she’s not on the Disney Channel and your miserable ass is not forced to sexualize minors not miners….because you’re married and your balls are in a vice grip…that means no jerking off and no porn…because that’s just the kind of spineless man you are.. Well she was born in 1997, which is creepy to those of us who were 27 in 1997…but not really, that shit never bothered me, just gave me more time to learn how to trick girls into getting naked for me…and surprisingly enough..it works, even on 20 year olds who should know better… She sounds like a bratty rich kid, who grew up in the Valley…her face looks like she’s Ron Perlman…or that kid, you know who I’m talking about in Mask… She’s in Masters of Sex…she was the Orphan in Orphan…and now she’s in a Thong for a black and white photoshoot – because this is what 18 year olds do…none of this wait for Playboy to pay you 20,000 dollars to do it nonsense.. The post Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day

I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently… So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok… Here are the pics. The post Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer Says Being JLaw’s BFF Has One Major Downside

Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are BFFs, and that means bad news for Schumer’s self-esteem.

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Fat Amy Schumer Demonstrates Why I don’t Understand Fat Chicks of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is taking a lesson out of the Taylor Swift school of bullshit friendships to show the world you’re a normal, tolerable person…and like Taylor Swift, her “friend”…she is now creating her own army…of comedians.. I guess in her quirky, weirdness, she feels as though she’s a comedian at heart…maybe a comedic genius and that’s why she falls all the time, or says insane things all the time, and it has nothing to with her being some mentally fucked up, sold to hollywood at a young age by her parents, before selling herself out to a franchise movie that makes her big fucking money, while doing other big box office roles for Academy awards, because the stories are more compelling…and they still pay her her rate…because she’s so high in demand…something that I find amazing, but not as amazing as her tits…tits I decided I liked and tits that made her more interesting to me…after she leaked her sexts…to make her seem more human and have sex appeal she knew she had but was too awkward to really have… So now, these Comedians who are ultra fucking famous, because “comedy”…is the new reality star, and comedians get into the hearts of everyone…through laughter…even if they are like this Brown dude and the jokes are fucking safe and lame…because men are encouraged to be tame, pansies now…or like Amy Schumer…where they are just some fat chick making jokes about getting gang banged…and throat fucked…because girls are encouraged to be raunchy now…both of whom are Jennifer Lawrence’s crew…who she piggy backs….even though any immasculated dude letting a chick piggy back ride him…probably also lets a chick peg him… This is lame… . TO SEE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD GROUPIE SHIT CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence And Aziz Ansari Are The Two Best Friends That Anyone Could Have

Jennifer Lawrence gave Aziz Ansari a piggyback ride after Amy Schumer’s SNL after party.

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What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: Kevin Hart Sends Amy Schumer “Hostile” Text Messages, & More

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Kevin Hart sends Amy Schumer hostile text messages, Bette Midler weighs in on the Biebs’ nude pics, and more.

What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: Kevin Hart Sends Amy Schumer “Hostile” Text Messages, & More

What’s Happening In Hip-Pop: Kevin Hart Sends Amy Schumer “Hostile” Text Messages, & More

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Let’s Congratulate Chance The Rapper, Who’s Now Chance The Father

Chance The Rapper announced his baby’s birth with a wonderful note of gratitude.

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