Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby… That said, Ashley Benson is chubby… Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter. But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics.. The post Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lucy Collett removes her sexy black lingerie ( egotasticallstars.com ) Rebecca Dayan’s topless photo shoot ( drunkenstepfather.com ) 13 Reasons you should follow Lindsey Pelas on Instagram ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Busty Vivien is trapped at the beach ( boobieblog.com ) Jourdan Dunn caught topless at a beach photo shoot ( thenipslip.com ) Nice melons, ladies ( doubleviking.com ) Amy Schumer did a sexy Star Wars photo shoot ( steakwood.com ) Who wouldn’t want to come home to a topless Erin Heatherton? ( fleshbot.com )
Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It really may happen, people! With everyone in the free world dying for Amy Schumer to be The Bachelorette , Maria Menounos sat down with the comic and asked what it would take for her to star on this ABC reality hit. And it sounds like Schumer would consider the gig under three conditions: MONEY! Back up the Brinks truck, ABC. Mocking how phony each interview with The Bachelorette sounds, Schumer said she would need permission to be herself at all times. Schumer says the “casting process” would need to be changed and no “turds” would be allowed to apply. “I love when it's like, ‘I have five kids at home but I just came here to follow my heart.' It's like maybe go take care of your kids?” she says. “I would keep it very real. And I don't know if it's good for that show.” Watch now and see how Schumer feels about current Bachelorete Kaitlyn Bristowe .
Christina Milian has it all figured out… From being slutty in a music video…to marrying and getting knocked up by a music producer who put her name as a co-writer on some of his major pop songs.. creating a triple revenue stream for her from residuals on the song, alimony and child support…and she did it all while young enough to do it all over again at 38 or 39 when her kid turns 18 and she wants another 18 years of 20k a month child support…it’s clever and while she waits for it..she just keeps going to bikini pool parties in Vegas, like a good mother…trophy mother…attention seeking mother… I get what she’s doijng…and when it looks like this, I’m down..but she rarely properly executes this whoring, for a girl with a TV show, on A Network TV, with a hit song, in the media, willing to get naked…she’s not very famous… The post Christina Milian in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Roberts is being hated for the wrong reasons..people are trying to give her a hard time for having skinny legs, when skinny legs are one of the best things ever, you know something I want to sign up for an wear as a scar, I think it’s just skinny shaming from girls who can’t have skinny legs because they eat too many fucking donuts…in an era where everyone eats too many donuts…except maybe Emma Roberts…because she’s an actor, on TV, and no one wants to look at a fat chick on TV, except maybe fat chicks, because I guess Lena Dunham, Melissa McCarthy, Amy Schumer and Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect exist and are ridiculously celebrated and famous, because society hates skinny girls…bitches… What it comes down to is that even if Emma Roberts is anorexic or on drugs, I think she’s pretty put together for someone who had a self involved father fucking hookers and drinking his career away…and a cunt Aunt she’ll never be as famous as…I mean…you’d expect most people in the situation to not work…when they can just live in the guest house and get high all day… All this to say, skinny legs are hot….look at them…but then again…I used to jerk off to anorexia porn,..I liked the struggle of not eating more than emotional eating…it’s my right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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