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Amy Schumer Photobombs Engaged Couple: See It Here!

It’s tragic but true:  Amy Schumer will not be the next Bachelorette. But the comedian will happily interrupt your Central Park engagement shoot! The hilarious star was out for a jog in Central Park recently when she literally ran into Joseph Turnage and Brandon Moore, who were posing for a set of engagement pictures. As captured below by photographer Alisha Siegel, Schumer happily jumped in to the frame for one of the shots. Siegel told People that she didn’t recognize Schumer at first: “She took off her sunglasses, we snapped a quick pic, and right after, she says, ‘You guys know I’m like reeeeeeal famous.’ “I take another look it hit me that it was Amy Schumer!” We love it.  Schumer is on fire these days. She made out last week with Tina Fey at the Peabody Awards ceremony in New York City and she gave a very memorable speech while receiving an honor from Glamour. I’m 160 pounds and can catch a dick any time I want , Schumer told a laughing, stunned audience. We adore her. View Slideshow: 29 Celebrity-on-Celebrity Photobombs

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These One Direction Fans Need A Hug After Amy Schumer’s Zayn Joke

Here’s why One Direction fans shouldn’t be upset at Amy Schumer.

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Rita Ora’s Ass at V Fest of the Day

Rita Ora performed at V Fest in the UK and I guess was pretty happy about how her ass looked while twerking on stage, because she posted a picture of it on Instagram, something that I guess makes sense, because anyone performing on stage is a specific level of vain and self involved, that they think the world wants to see them at all times, and it turns out she was right about this one, because this Rihanna replacement is really working hard towards winning out to Rihanna, and she’s finally getting places, and if those places involve ass shaking in pants less outfits…I am sold on her and everything she does…it’s just too bad she’s too famous for self shot porn…I feel like she’d excel at that, but I guess what girl doesn’t… Rita Ora may or may not be the future, and here’s her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that… Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that… Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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Some Scary Ice Bucket Challenges of the Day

Lady Gaga in Fetish Gear Scary Amy Schumer in her scary underwear scary Gigi Hadid – Rich Girl Tits in Ice CLICK HERE TO SEE A TOP 10 ICE BUCKET CHALLENGES

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Some Scary Ice Bucket Challenges of the Day

Lady Gaga in Fetish Gear Scary Amy Schumer in her scary underwear scary Gigi Hadid – Rich Girl Tits in Ice CLICK HERE TO SEE A TOP 10 ICE BUCKET CHALLENGES

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Natasha Leggero Cracks Pearl Harbor Joke, Refuses to Apologize

Natasha Leggero ended 2013 in controversial fashion. But she’s starting 2014 by standing up both for herself and stand-up comedians everywhere. On New Year’s Eve, the former Last Comic Standing judge joked about a SpaghettiO’s Tweet from December that read: “Take a moment to remember #PearlHarbor with us.” Quipped Leggero to Carson Daly: “It sucks that the only survivors of Pearl Harbor are being mocked by the only food they can still chew.” From there, as you might expect, the Twitter backlash grew swiftly and furiously. One user referring to Leggero as a “vile human being.” However, Leggero refuses to back down. She took to Tumblr in response to the criticism and wrote the following: I’m not sorry. I don’t think the amazing courage of American veterans and specifically those who survived Pearl Harbor is in any way diminished by a comedian making a joke about dentures on television. Do we really believe that the people who fought and defended our freedom against Nazis and the Axis powers will find a joke about Spaghetti O’s too much to bear? Sorry, I have more respect for Veterans than to think their honor can be impugned by a glamorous, charming comedian in a fur hat. With comedians and humor outlets often apologizing of late for scandalous remarks – from The Onion backtracking from its Quvenzhane Wallis joke to Tracy Morgan making amends for a homophobic rant – many in the business applauded Leggero for her stance. Tweeted Amy Schumer: “I loved @natashaleggero ‘s Joke on New Years Eve. #itwasajoke #sheisacomic #selectiveoutrage.” Seth Rogen, meanwhile, added: “#FF @natashaleggero because she’s funny as fuck.”

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Salma Hayek Heritage Hullabaloo: Lost in Translation

It looks like Salma Hayek is off the hook… for an insulting gaffe she never made in the first place! In a recent cover story for the German edition of Vogue , the actress is asked about her role in Oliver Stone’s Savages and was originally quoted as saying: “I am proud to have been involved in this film with all these great actors. Honestly, I hardly had any memories of what it is to be Mexican. My life is completely different now.” It’s true that Hayek is married to French gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault , but Hispanic blog Guanabee doesn’t see that as an excuse for ignoring her heritage. “What did Salma mean by basically saying she forgot what it’s like to be a Mexican woman?” the site asked in response to Hayek. “That she’s too French and rich for our blood?” Not at all, says the star’s rep. He contacted E! News and explained that the “whole thing has been lost in translation. Salma is not disparaging Mexico in any way.” Translated, this is Hayek’s full quote: “I am proud to be in this movie with all these great actors. The truth is that I almost have to try and remember what it’s like to be Mexican. My life is different now. You cannot make yourself represent something. You have to be an individual, by being the best you can be.”

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